MISHEARD LYRICS
Just thought these would be a little bit of fun too.
I thought I'd start with the song that makes me cringe.
If only they had got the spelling of the name right,
I might not have minded the song as much.

Song: Michelle
Artist: Beatles

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The real lyrics were:
Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tre bien ensemble

But they have been misheard as:
Michelle, my bell, sunday monkeys say the end is done, the end is done.

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The real lyrics were:
Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

But they have been misheard as:
Michelle, my bell, Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday day, Wednesday day.

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Song: Another Brick in the Wall
Artist: Pink Floyd

The real lyrics were:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
...
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

But they have been misheard as:
No darks or chasms in the classroom
...
How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?

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Song: The Night Chicago Died
Artist: Paper Lace

The real lyrics were:
And he kissed my momma's face
And he brushed her tears away

But they have been misheard as:
And he kissed my momma's face
and threw mustard at her waist

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Song: Bohemian Rhapsody
Artist: Queen

The real lyrics were:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for...

But they have been misheard as:
Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard...

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Song: Video Killed the Radio Star
Artist: Buggles

The real lyrics were:
Video killed the radio star

But they have been misheard as:
Lydia killed the rodeo whore

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Song: Brown Girl
Artist: Boney M

The real lyrics were:
She looks like a sugar in a plum

But they have been misheard as:
She looks like a chicken in the sun

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Song: Peggy Sue
Artist: Buddy Holly

The real lyrics were:
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, Peggy Sue

But they have been misheard as:
Britches, britches, britches, britches, Baggy Sue

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Song: You Sexy Thing
Artist: Hot Chocolate

The real lyrics were:
I believe in miracles

But they have been misheard as:
I believe in milkballs!

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The real lyrics were:
I believe in miracles
since you came along
you sexy thing

But they have been misheard as:
I believe in miracles
Where's your bra
you sexy thing?

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The real lyrics were:
I believe in miracles

But they have been misheard as:
I believe in Malcolm

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Song: That's the Way
Artist: KC and the Sunshine Band

The real lyrics were:
That's the way (Uh- Huh, Uh-Huh)
I like it (Uh- Huh, Uh-Huh)

But they have been misheard as:
That's the way I mow my lawn
I like it: I mow my lawn

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Song: Tattva
Artist: Kula Shaker

The real lyrics were:
Acintya Bheda Bheda Tattva

But they have been misheard as:
Incubators lot like tacoes

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The real lyrics were:
Acintya bheda bheda tattva

But they have been misheard as:
I think I made a, made a time bomb

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The real lyrics were:
Acintya Bheda Bheda Tattva

But they have been misheard as:
A Chinky Bagel Bagel Snack Bar

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Song: In the Navy
Artist: Village People

The real lyrics were:
In the Navy

But they have been misheard as:
Would you lay me