The Sausage
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The
competition featuring Mad-but-Loveable Steve Woolford is now closed. Self-appointed
club wit, Mr Alan Schofield has selected the winner and no it does not go to
any of my brilliant entries. Instead Mr Schofield has selected Number 15
which was written by Alan’s friend, Steve Hughes. Steve is thinking "who the hell is
ringing me on the mobile at a time like this.” Now I’m not a
bad loser but firstly Steve Hughes is Welsh and it is a fact they have
no sense of humour – just listen to Max Boyce for 3 minutes and you’ll want to
slash your wrists. Secondly the caption states that “Steve is thinking”. And
that never happens! |
Here’s the new
photo and it’s of Karina & Pete O’Donnell getting a little carried away at
the Candlelight Dinner
Sorry about the quality-it was taken by
Phil Scott on his Brownie
1. Karina is
saying, “Pete dear, you’re an accountant. What’s Double Entry?
2. Pete is
saying, “Karina that’s not a wine bottle.”
3. Lisa in the
background is saying, “Look at them, she’ll be on his lap in a minute.”
4. Karina is
saying, “Ooh what’s this Peter?”
5. Karina is
saying, “Does anybody want an extra chippolata?”
6. Pete is
moaning, “Aaaarrrgghhhhhh”
7. Karina is
saying, “Peter how many times have I to tell you to wear your Y-Fronts when
we’re out. What happens if you have an accident?”
8. Pete is
saying, “For God’s sake woman I’m tired.”
9. Karina is
saying, “Come on dear, time to go home.”
10. Karina learns
to pull a pint.
11. In the
background, daughter Hannah is screaming, “For God’s sake get a room.”
12. We’ve both
got jobs with Dentists R Us, modelling new dentures.
13. Karina has had the chicken in wine sauce now she wants the pork in cider