St George:-
Axes then!

Slasher takes his time and produces a large Axe a lot bigger than St Georges little Axes more fiece sweeps to the audience.

St George:-
Hold on Slasher its Balls…………….and Chains next.

Both take balls and chains. Slasher looks at his, puzzeled.

Slasher:-
Here St George I'm new to this game!
Just how do you use a ball and chain?

St George Chortles to the audience. Shows Slasher a conker like stance. Then sneaks a foul blow felling Slasher. Slasher dies a Ham Actors Death.

Sheik:-
O cruel George what have you done?
You've wounded and killed my only son.

St George:-
It's true I killed the Turkish Knight .
But first he challenged me to fight.

Shiek:-
Is there a Doctor who can save,
My son from lingering in the grave?
Doctor, Doctor come I beg,
My son is wounded in the …...er…...heart.
A thousand golden pounds I give,
To the Doctor who can make him live.

Enter the Doctor:-
Yes there's a Doctor who can save,
Your son from lingering in the grave.
For all my medicines are sure,
And Death's a sickness I can cure.

Sheik:- What can you cure?

Doctor:-
All sorts of diseases
What ever you pleases
I've Transported Hearts from Hong Kong to Ilkley
I'll take any case as long as you pay me.

Sheik:- (interrupting)
What else can you cure?

Doctor:-
I have cured all manner of ills
From whooping cough to weakened wills
Chickenpox and foot-and-mouth
Both in the North and in the South.
Hepatitis, mumps and scabies
But one thing I've learnt by stealth
Is practice not on National Health

Sheik:-
Twenty thousand pounds I'll give ,
If you can make my son live.

The doctor goes to Slasher who is lying

The Doctor tries all sort of cures Injection's Pills as big as a Table Tennis Balls.

To each failure the cast cries:-  Rubbish.

The Doctor finally takes out a Whiskey Bottle from his pocket and after taking a swig!

The cast cry out:- You have one more bottle in your pocket.

The Doctor with little grace take out the whiskey bottle and after carefully pouring some on a small spoon. He places the whiskey bottle down on the ground.

Slasher grabs the Whiskey bottle  and drinks the lot and is brought back to life!

St George Taking the Sheikhs Daughter by the hand:-

I fought the fiery Dragon and brought him to the slaughter and now I take the hand of Shaky Monies Daughter.

Then the cast sing The Pace Egging song as they depart collecting  money as they do so! (bottling***)