So! What, when it's here or there, is Assorted Bilge? Why not stick around for a few minutes and find out.
It's just what it says - Bilge and Assorted...lot's of meaningless nonsense scattered across several hundred light years of cyberspace for you delectation or for you to ignore at your loss.
BILGE:
According to the dictionary: BILGE is either
1] The parts of a ship's hull where the sides curve inwards to form the bottom.
2] The dirty water that collects in a ship's bilge. OR
3] Silly rubbish;nonsense
It is this latter that interest us here. Well, it might not actually interest you at all. You could be finding this the most insufferable load of cobblers you've had the misfortune to come across. Give me a chance though. There will be loads of stuff all added bit by bit as time goes on.
As I have said it's the silly rubbish/nonsense bit that's important. Page after page of drivel conjured up in idle moments over the last thirty years. For an example, click on DOCTOR
If it whets your appetite enter the drivelzone here DRIVEL
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