
101
Gaffer Tape Hits
Every musician on this Earth, and a few other planets as
well have used Gaffer tape to save their life and musical career. This page is a
shrine to the universal flexibility of that sticky but useful material. If
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Ever been
asked for song that your not sure about?
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Ever played
the dreaded outdoor marquee, where the ground is uneven and your beer
won't stand up??
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Noisy pot on your amp or
desk?
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Instant Blues Brother Kit.
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Broken Mic clip?
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The ultimate cable management
tool
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Scratch Protector.
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Split your trousers on
stage???
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Gaffer tape the cardboard
box preservative
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Get into those fancy dress
parties with a piece of gaffer tape.
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Telescopic trouble.
- The essential outdoor accessory
- Want to cover the Drummers Embarrassment?
- Is the carbon Dioxide level in your Apollo 13 space
capsule rising?
- Gaffer tape, The ideal Head Wound dressing.
- Broken Suitcase in Vietnam?
- Left that Guitar Strap at home?
- Have you been framed?
- The Show must go on
- Beer glass keeps bouncing off your amp?
- Is Gaffer tape a bloke thing? (look at what it
can do to your fridge)
- Lost the rubber bit off of your capo? (This ones
for guitarists)
- Outdoor gigs can't keep your set list (or your
lyrics) from blowing away?
- The muso's puncture repair kit. ideal for them Minstrel
Cycles.
- Boat repairs from Gaffer.
- Oh my God!!! Where's the Mic stand???
- Get the angle on your monitors.
1. Ever been asked for song that your
not sure about?
Take the words (A4 is best) a piece of Gaffer Tape and stick the top of
the words to the boom of the mike stand. You can just see the words by looking
down the bridge of your nose.
2. Ever played the dreaded outdoor marquee, where the ground
is uneven and your beer won't stand up??. Take the roll of gaffer tape and
place it on the ground. A pint glass (full of beer) fits neatly in the center
and it stops it falling over.
3. Noisy pot on your amp or desk? Take a piece of tape
tear it down the middle. With the thin strip wrap around the offending knob so
that there is a long tail. Then pull the tape in the direction which allows the
knob to work. Then stick down on to the amp or desk.
4. Instant Blues Brother Kit. The singer of
a
Blues Brother tribute band that I play in, burst all of the buttons on his white
shirt. We were on in 5 minutes. We managed to fashion a strip of Gaffer
tape in the shape of a black tie, which stuck the front of his shirt together.
It hurt when he pulled it of f,,,oooooh!.
5. Broken Mic clip? Wrap tape around the boom of the mike
and the broken clip and the mike won't move. Bit of a pain when it comes to pack
up though.
6. The ultimate cable management tool. Hang cables over
doorways, stop people tripping over cables, loom cables together. Hey don't we
all use it for this?
7. Scratch Protector. Some of you Guitar
heads out there get a bit upset when your belt buckle scratches the back
of your shiny Fender. Stick a couple of pieces of tape on the back of guitar to protect
the paint work. If you feel really un-cool wrap the tape around your belt
buckle.
8. Split your trousers on stage??? A piece of tape
can hold things together for most of a gig. Probably a good idea to where black
trousers to start with though
9. Gaffer tape the cardboard box
preservative. I have noticed that musicians will go to great lengths to keep
the boxes their gear comes in. Pedals, speakers etc. Well over a period of time
the edges go. Gaffer tape lined edges means the box lasts for ever. Because it's
relatively thin you can still get the lids on!!! I've got a graphic equalizer
that I have had for 5 years, still in it's box. (Which is now exclusively made
out of Gaffer tape.)
10.
Get into those fancy dress parties with a piece of gaffer tape. A
friend of mine once got into a fancy dress party by cutting about an inch of the
reel and then cutting it in half again. By sticking it under his nose, he became an
instant Adolf Hitler. However, when he was in the party he wondered why nobody
bought him any drinks!!!! WARNING!!!!This one might be a bit tricky for you
girls out there. 
11. Telescopic
Trouble. For those of you who have Mic stands and speaker stands that rely
on a telescopic principle of extension, and no matter how much you tighten it
it just wont stop slipping. Wrap tape three times around the inner pole in the
position you want to use it. Again, a pig when you come to pack up though.
12. The essential outdoor
accessory.
Ever found that embarrassing leak in your tent, car, or boat cover. A strip of Gaffer
can keep the damp patches away. I had a boat cover completely held together
with Gaffer tape for over four years. In fact the boat fell to pieces first. My
thanks to Han
Bavinck who keeps three different colours around the house, white, silver
and black. Instant repair jobs! Till you have time to get it done proper, of
course.
13.Want to
cover the Drummers Embarrassment? The best thing to do with this sort of
tape is to use it to fix a large back drop behind your drummer. If you do it
right you can use just enough tape for the backdrop to fall
onto the drummer half way through the gig causing much hilarity. (Blackfire
Band)
14. Is the
carbon Dioxide level in your Apollo 13 LEM rising? The astronauts in that
ill fated Apollo 13 flight had to figure a way of getting the square CO2 filters
from the space capsule into the round CO2 receptacles in the LEM. A hard
thinking Mission Control team saved the day with a little help from Duct
Tape!!!! Which was used to secure the filter to a jury rigged tube. (Han
Bavinck)
15. Gaffer
tape, The ideal Head Wound dressing. Take one patient with a head wound that
is bleeding, apply direct pressure on wound with hand towel. Secure towel in
place with copious amounts of Gaffer tape. Sit back and calm patient until
paramedics arrive. (Cafemojo).
16. Broken
Suitcase in Vietnam? Steve Johnston
used some to enable him to get his clothes home from this far off place. Makes
you wonder what the thought was, New Suitcase? or pack a roll of Gaffer? I
know what I would choose!!!
17. Left that Guitar Strap at home?
Gaffer tape can help you, take one roll......... (unfortunately Dan
Shipp didn't tell me how he did it!!!! waiting for the next installment
watch this space.)
18. Have you been framed?
Long
strips of gaffer placed around your favorite picture make the perfect frame for
your favorite heavy metal artist. Barbara Jeszenszky
19. The Show
must go on. A friend of mine (Nick
Cottage) who plays the trumpet for two great bands, Helzaboppin and the Blues Blah
Brothers, fell off his bike and hurt his wrist. When I picked him up for the gig
that night, it was hurting real bad, but he could still move his fingers. When we got to
the gig we strapped it up with some gaffer tape and got on with the music. It turn out subsequently that
he had broke it!!!!!!.
20. Bouncing
Beer Glasses. This is a variation of number 2. Take a roll, tear off a strip
about 1ft long. Place the roll, on it's side, on a flat point on your amp. Then
tear the strip into four and fix the roll down to the top of your amp. The beer
glass can then be put in the center, and you can do a rip roaring guitar solo
with the knowledge you can have a drink in-between guitar riffs.!!!!
21. Is Gaffer
tape a bloke thing? (look at what it can do to your fridge). I thought that
Gaffer tape was well into the bloke market. But I came home from work one day,
went to the fridge to get a drink, and found the cracked plastic containers on
the door had been repaired with streams of my gaffer tape. I now have some where
to put me beer can again.
22. Lost the
rubber bit off of your capo? Wrapping gaffer tape around the metal stem
works just as well, and you can use the silver tape for the capo that looks like
nobody else's.
23. Outdoor
gigs can't keep your set list (or your lyrics) from blowing away? On a
recent outdoor gig at a blues festival. The dep singer had some lyrics on a
music stand that kept blowing away. In fact it was so windy the whole band
nearly blew away. Two pieces of the good ol' gaffer ensure that the requisite
song stayed on the stand.
24. The muso's
puncture repair kit. ideal for them Minstrel Cycles. came home from work
one night to see my son repairing a puncture on his brand new bike with MY
gaffer tape. It seemed to work but there was a lot of tape on the inner tube.
His logic came from item 25.
25. Boat
repair from Gaffer. The same son had repaired his fibre glass canoe, prior
to fixing his bike. He said it only let in a little water.
26 Oh My
God..Where's the Mic Stand??.... A good mate of mine, Ant
King.. was playing in particularly dingy working mans club. (is there any
other type!!)<<This may be deleted depending on the number of
complaints>> .. found that he didn't bring a Mic stand. He
managed to find a Speaker Tripod Stand in the back room. This supplied the
upright part of the stand. The horizontal "member" was made by Gaffa
Taping a Broom to the top of the tripod..... using the head of the broom as a
counter balance and his more than extensive Engineering skills to establish the
fulcrum point ....The Microphone was then gaffa'd to the pointy end of the Broom
Handle and on with the show !!!!!! He did point out that it was a shit gig because
of the bingo. Working Men's clubs may be the subject of a separate web page.
27 Get the
angle on your monitors. Sometimes we turn up to see the smallest of
stages to get the biggest of bands on. The Mic stands have to be fully extended
and the monitors have to be on the floor and just seem to point at the front of
the stage and not at the band members ears!!!! To overcome this take one roll of
Gaffer taper per monitor speaker that is on the floor and insert it under the
leading edge of the speaker. This way the angle increases and we can hear ourselves.
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