Who'd Play who??

 

 

Things Dragonball Z characters will never, eeeever, say

Goku;

No Chi Chi, Gohan does NOT have to study!!

No thanks, I'm not hungry.

I forgot how to fight.

I said study Gohan, NOW!!

But I don't want to help other people.

(Waving his arms at cell) Shoo!! go away!! I don't want to fight you!!...go home....shoo!

Limp Bizkit rules.....

Gohan, Thundershock attack.....NOW!!

Why the Hefil cant anybody figure out the true identity of those Sailor Scouts?........It's not DIFFICULT!!!

Oh my God, they killed Krillen, you bas***ds!!

Call me Kakarot.

My brother and I went fishing.

.....Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Hey Kami, do your own dirty work!!

Ppsst, hey fella, wanna see my dragonballs?

 

Krillen;

I am the strongest being alive, Mwa ha ha ha!!

That's it, I'm going to stand up for myself.

Stronger than yesterday, now it's nothing but a mile away.

I smell something.

It's on the top shelf, I'll get it.

Are you looking at my Shenglong?!

It matches the colour of my eyes.

Hellllooo good looking!

Our Father...who art in heaven...

No Bulma, you are wrong.

Hey, Goku, your wife is hot.

My loneliness aint killin' me no more!

 

Vegeta;

(Striking silly poses) I am Sailor Vegeta, and I will punish you in the name of the planet Vegeta!!

No Bulma, not tonight.

I said Vegeta 3;16 just whooped your ass!!

S**t that was scary,

(Sniff) That Titanic movie was so sad.

Group hug!

(To Billy Gunn's old Mr ass.) I'm a bad man, daw daw, yeah I'm a bad mad, daw daw.

Please.

(Singing) Pink! is my new obsession, Pink!

Lets go to Disney Land.

Yamcha!!!  Home run!!!

My son is top of the class, I'm so proud.

Sheesh, Bulma...you got this equation all wrong! It's 'ax2 + bx+c!! Duh!!

Pikachu, I choose you!!

GOKU.

(Singing) Fighting crime, trying to save the world, they'll get there just in time, the 'Power Puff girls!! 

I'm a people person.

I don't feel like fighting.

Pull my finger...........................(fart)

Every body run......it's FRIEZA....AAAGHH!

Save the whales.

Eww, somebody kill the icky bug!!

 

Bulma;

Duh, how do you fly a spaceship??

I can't fix THAT!!

We can't call him Trunks, people will make fun of him.

I'm not really into fashion.

I might not dye my hair this week.

I like bad men.

(To the theme tune of Batman) Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh-Bad-man, bad-man, bad-man.

You run Goku, I can fight Frieza.

Can we fix it??!!..........Yes we can!!!

Who needs a boy friend?!

I invented those damn Pokeballs, and what do I get........NOTHING!!

 

Piccolo;

Gohan, beer me!!

And I am sailor Namek!!

Eww, look at all the icky blood.

Wazzup!!

Stop, in the name of the law!!

Get lost Gohan.

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting.............Ha!!

Mr. Po Po, have you watered the plants yet?

Holy Crap...........we're on TV!

HA HA HA.

KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAA!!

(Singing) Near, far, where ever you are! I believe that the heart will go oooooon!

 

Gohan;

I'm not going to study mother!

I failed my test.

I love M.R Shu.

My dad is a wuss!!

Duuhhh????

Jingle bells, Piccolo smells, Vegeta flew away!!

Why would I want to dress like Piccolo!

Dad's gonna loose.

 

King-Kai;

That's not funny.

I need a new car.

(scared) I think Dende wants to be more than friends!

My girlfriend is coming over.

Spirit Bomb...na, I don't like that, how about sex bomb?

Goku is such a weakling!

My cold, It's GONE!!

 

Bubbles;

Meeeeow.

 

Yamcha;

I'm gonna cut my hair.

I might ask Bulma out.

I am sooooooo strong.

Never mind, I didn't want a fight anyway.  I'd much rather go back to playing pro baseball.  

Do you like my new pink 'badman' shirt?

I'm going to fight Vegeta.  

 

Tienshinhan;

(Shreiking) Aaaaa! the clown thing again! Get it away from meee!!

Eye Eye Eye!!

I love my tri-form attack, I can go on three dates at once!!

Where did he go? I didn't see.

(Kurt Angle voice) It's true, it's true.................3 eyes-get it

 

Trunks:

What the (beep) (beep) (beep)...(beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)... (beep) are you looking at??!!...Oh...go (beep) yourself, (beep) you!! Oh Shut the (beep) up Goku!!

Dadda.

Hey!... Come say that to my (beep beep) face!!

Ya call that a noife?!! Naw this,  is a noife!

 

Didoria;

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!

 

Kewi;

I am alive, Vegeta couldn't kill me, Ha ha ha ha!!

 

Master Roshi;

Women disgust me.

I was NOT drunk!

Women are NOT objects!!

We will censor this vulgarity...and it will be for your own good.

I remembered turtle's birthday!!

 

Shenglong;

Do you know what you can do with that wish?

Yes, I can do that, your wish has been granted.

I wish I was a stud like Purrunga.

You can't make a wish, you aint got no balls.

(singing) Wah weeeee oh oh oh oh wim bum bum ba way!!

 

Nappa;

I need a haircut.

How do I know if I go Super-Saiyan??

YMCA

I know you didn't mean it Vegeta, I love you to!

Power level 5000!!! (shriek!!)

Nappa 3:16 just wooped your ass!!

 

Purrunga;

My balls are bigger than Shenglongs.

 

Mr. Po Po.

Oh, dear, I killed the plants.

Kami, I don't like you any more.

It's up to me to save the world!

My tooth needs brushing.

I need a tan.

 

Kami;

Stuff the earth, I'm going to Namek.

Groovy baby!!

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