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These are from personal experience!! (Believe it or not!) 1) You get your friends into Dragonball Z, even tough they originally thought it was a sequel to Pokemon. 2) When you go swimming you cup your hands, splash water about and shout KA ME HA ME HA!! 3) You are 16 and you don't care if other people see you splashing water and shouting kamehameha. 4) You throw things around the living room and shout DISTRUCTO DISK!! 5) You forget to answer the last 2 questions in your history exam because you are trying to remember when the Cel games are starting again on cartoon network. 6) You spend 24 hours a day thinking about DBZ, and when your not thinking about it, your talking about it or drawing it. 7) Your best friends keep having to tell you to 'shut up and stop talking about that stupid T.V show!! 8) You go Oozaru on your best friends for calling DBZ a 'stupid T.V show'. 9) You make up your own DBZ episodes and storylines. 10) You are in those episodes. 11) You would give your right hand to do the voiceovers for DBZ. 12) You print out 50+ DBZ cels of your computer on max quality and arrange them on the wall above your bed. 13) You are 16 and have DBZ posters in your bedroom. 14) You travel to Cardiff just to buy Dragonball manga. 15) You bought a DBZ pencil case and stationary set to go back to the sixth form. 16) You draw a 1 star dragonball and write "DBZ" on every desk you sit at when you are doing your exams. 17) You write "If you are going to fail this exam, level the hall with a kamehameha and leg it!" on the desk in a geography exam. 18) You know everything that happens in DB, DBZ, DBGT and most of the movies, even though you have only actually seen from "the arrival of Raditz" to "the Cel Games". 19) You know the names of the episodes you have seen from and to. 20) The words "Next time on Dragonball Z" are fallowed by... NNNOOooooo, you fool!! you've just blown the whole of the next episode!!! 21) You watch DBZ at 11pm on cartoon network+, even tough you've seen that episode 3 times that day already. 22) You think Goku is good looking. 23) You think Vegeta is good looking!!!! 24) You think Trunks is good looking. 25) You think Trunks looks like Brendan Fraser. 26) You convince your friend that Trunks looks like Brendan Fraser, even tough she thinks DBZ is Chinese and pronounces Goku as "Gokooo". 27) You do water color pictures of DBZ. 28) You put them on the internet even tough you know other people will laugh at them. 29) You don't think that long blonde hair looks gay. 30) You get jealous of Chi Chi and Bulma. 31) You look forward to DBZ all day. 32) You don't revise because you are on www.the-saiyan.com. 33) You don't do your homework because you are working on your Dragonball Z website. 34) You do another website with your friend and hide links to your DBZ site all over the place. 35) You know the main cast by name. 36) You notice when the characters voice changes. 37) You care when the characters voices change. 38) You get VERY mad when the character's voice changes. 39) You put 2 DBZ posters in your business studies coursework under the 'advertising' section. 40) You are 16 and you fight with your brother over Dragonball Z toys. 41) You are 16 and you BUY dragonball z toys. 42) You buy sweets just because it has Piccolos face on it. 43) You wish you had a boyfriend like Goku. 44) You don't care if people know you wish you had a boyfriend like Goku. 45) You tell people what is going to happen in DBZ even tough they don't know what you are on about. 46) You teach your friends how to pronounce all the DBZ characters names correctly. 47) Your friends know the meanings of all the characters names even though they don't like DBZ. 48) You shout at you at your friends for calling it Dragonballs ees. 49) People you know start to look like DB characters. 50) You think pacifism is wrong because if Akire Toriyama was a pacifist DBZ would be crap. 51) You know who Akire Toriyama is. 52) You think the animation in dragonball and dragonball z is good. 53) You recognize the voice cast of DBZ when they are on other anime programs. 54) you think to your self "if I were a Saiyan, I'd show him a thing or two". 55) You don't get scared about getting into a fight because you know how Goku would handle it. 56) You handle it like Goku would handle it. 57) You stand pugnaciously every time some one threatens you. 58) You pronounce Dragonball Z (zee), even tough you have a Welsh accent. 59) You know how to punch properly, how to form a fist and how to get enough force behind your punch to do some actual damage to a person-and you've never been in a major fight or had a martial arts lesson in your life-only from watching DBZ. 60) You let someone punch you in the face as hard as they can when you are fighting in the school corridor, just to prove that you are strong enough to take it with out any difficulty what so ever. 61) After the person punches you and says "come on 'en, ya' gonna hit me or wah'"? You smile. 62) After the 'fight' (in which you didn't have to lift a finger to prove that you are tougher than you sometimes make out), you carry on having a laugh with your friends like nothing has happened, even tough your lip is swollen and bloody and you can't eat properly for 2 days.
Like I said-ALL from 'personal experience'!!....I'm quite proud of that!! (well, mostly) 63) Your friends all know what DBZ is even though they have never seen it. 64) Your friends all know loads(ish) about DBZ even though they have never seen it. 65) You do a Dragonball website. 66) You are writing this. 67) You are reading this. 68) You spend hours on DBZ websites and looking for DBZ websites. 69) when you are watching DB, you know what is going to happen even though you haven't seen it because you have read about it or heard about it somewhere else. 70) When you are watching DB, you know what is going to happen even though you haven't seen it because you know DB so well, you can easily predict what is going to happen yet. 71) You are still reading this. ----------------------------------- These are, 'less personal'... 1) You jump off a building and try to use your ki to fly. 2) You get beaten up in a fight because you spend too much time trying to form a mazenko blast. 3) You shave your head and burn 6 dots into the front of it. 4) You become a Buddhist monk. 5) You die your hair blonde and spike it up. 6) You spend every waking hour in a gym, training to become the strongest Saiyan that ever lived. 7) You have a tail. 8) You came from another planet and your mission was to destroy the earth. 9) You sabotage the DBZ episode archives and edit them to display tour name on the credits. 10) You TRY to build a time machine. 11) You build a time machine. 12) You study physics to become a scientific genius. 13) You try to pull a car out of your pocket. 14) You fly around on a cloud. 15) You fly. 16) You sneak out of your house at night to 'train'. 17) You wear a turtle symbol on your back. 18) You save the world but no body knows who you are. 19) You eat 300 calories a day to keep your strength up. 20) You eat 300 calories a day and don't get fat. 21) Your one size light weight clothing fits all. 22) You name your children after underwear. 23) Your 'internet name' is anything DBZ related. 24) You change your religion and way of life to become more like the people on DBZ. 25) You wear Dragonball t-shirts. 26) You wear Dragonball t-shirts in public. 27) You wear Dragonball t-shirts in public, and you don't care when people gork at you. These would be me, but I haven't got any DBZ t-shirts, which is something I am going to put right as soon as possible. 28) You try to blow up buildings and mountains. 29) You try to blow up buildings and mountains with a ki blast. 30) Every time there is a thunderstorm, you run and hide under the stairs because Frieza might blow up your house. 31) In your history class, you tell the class that the Nazis wouldn't have been so pushy if Goku were here!! 32) You grow a third eye. 33) You squish any bug you see because you think it may be a tiny device collecting cells from your body. 34) You tale up martial arts after watching DBZ.
Additions. These fit into both of the above categories, see if you can figure out which ones fit into which of the above...
1) You consider taking up martial arts after watching DBZ. 2) The spell check on your computer recognizes Goku, Krillen, Vegeta, Bulma, Piccolo, Kami, Gohan, Akire Toriyama, Dragonball, Hfil, Kamehameha...you get the idea...(and I didn't have to use sp once!!) 3) Goku is your role model. 4) You have nearly 100 DB pics on your bedroom wall. 5) Your computer has the fallowing files; All DBZ. DBZ, Goku, Krillen, DBZ Cels, Screen caps, more dbz pics, other dbz pics, dbz animations, DBZ art, Dragonballs, Dbz music, Dbz cards, DBZ website file, Gynu file, character clothing file, and some others you can't remember at this point in time. 6) You can remember watching your very first DBZ episode...(I was printing graphs for my Business Studies coursework and my bro was watching it, I had nothing better to do so...) 7) You can remember what you said when you saw your first ever episode...("GWYN!! Turn that...that crap off NOW!!") 8) You can remember when you first realized you were getting interested in the show. 9) You can remember when you first realized you were getting obsessed with the show. 10) You wear an orange gi. 11) You quote DBZ lines at your friends. 12) You spend hours on the internet just looking at DBZ sites. 13) You have DBZ pics on your school books and on your years personal planner. 14) You sometimes forget that DBZ is JUST a CARTOON!! 15) You are gutted when you remember that it is just a cartoon. 16) You put "M" on your forehead. 17) You make a scouter and wear it. 18) You wonder what your power level is. 19) You compare what you think is our power level with other peoples. 20) You listen to DBZ music on repeat for hours on your walkman or Hfil. 21) You start collecting the original DB manga books because you can't see DB anywhere else. 22) You would consider having a tattoo of any of the fallowing:
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