What CJ thinks!!

 

 

 

Maybe this should be revised to "what CJ used to think", this was written back in the days when CJ (my best friend) was instant that DBZ was crap....since then she's come round more to our way of thinking....Do NOT underestimate the power of the dragonball!!- Ryoko

No offence people!!)

Well, I don't have SKY so I don't have the faintest idea about what everyone is on about!!  I know the basic stuff because "Ryoko" doesn't stop talking about it. Normally she talks for hours about DBZ and I can't think of any way to stop her; so I just agree with what she says!!   The worse thing I have ever done is to mix Dragonball Z up with Dragonball, after the hour long lecture about the differences I decided NEVER do that again!!

In school, I sit through conversations between "Ryoko" and "Gotenks" about who knows the most about Dragonball Z!!  WHO CARES!!!!!!!  but, I have to mention that "Ryoko" DOES know more about DBZ because she was the one who got "Gotenks" interested in it in the first place!!

I  try to make conversation about DBZ. I mention Goku (my favorite character, I dunno why?) but, my attempts fail because "Ryoko" ends up lecturing me about the pronunciation!!! (I don't care 'cos I say it tidy!!-Gokoo)

The other stuff I don't understand

Why has Buu got......you know.......that ........THING on his head?  What is the point?!!!

Why does Buu spell his name like that?......IT'S BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! sheesh!!

Why has Trunks got naturally purple hair? His father has black hair and his mother has green hair! (unless Bulma had an affair?!) hmmmmmm?

Why does Master Roshi remind me of Mwng?

Why does Piccolo wear a bandage on his head if there is nothing wrong with him? Doesn't he get sweaty in that?!!

Do the Z team wear deodorant?

Why does Bulma call her kids after underwear? Think of the jokes they will have to live with?

Why has Tien got 3 eyes? Isn't 2 enough or does he like 'Watching'? (Dai Wayling accent)

Why is Frieza so Gay? Why is his voice done by a woman? Can't they find a camp man? (Walan would be suitable)

Why does Gohan look so much like his father?-it's scary!!

How come Trunks is nearly as old as his parents? It confuses people like me who don't understand the plot!!!!!

Why does Ox King look like Mr. Morgan? (our geography teacher-Ryoko)

Why has Krillen got 6 spots on his slap?  Use some cream!!

Why does Krillen look about 10 years old?

Why does Goku etc go blonde when they go SSJ? Brunettes can kick butts better

What's the point in calling someone after the planet they live on?  I would die if my name was Earth!!

 

Ryoko's answers to these STUPID questions!