To be or not to be - that much is obvious.
Whether 'tis nobblier in the knees to suffer Shelley Long's performance in 'Outrageous Fortune'
Or to take Aunt Agnes to see 'The Full Monty'
And buy a posing pouch then.
The lion sleeps tonight.
The lion sleeps till next weekend.
The carrot cake and the bars of Cadbury's chocolate.
Fletcher's hair-do.
Disco dance sensation devoured Lee Trevino's wedge.
Should I repeat the slipper chant supreme?
Either the Robin Williams sleep of death 'What Dreams May Come',
When we have shuffled off to the Gorton Royal,
Bores us stiff, or....
Gregory Peck has mescalin for tea with Solon's wife,
Who hoovered where the Whippy cornet's slime...
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of disprized love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something 'Start Trek VI:
The Undiscovered Country'. To Eastbourne
No traveller returns. Guzzle the swill,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you, now,
The fair Ophelia! – Nymph, if there're more reasons
To shop at Morrisons... Ee – then do.



To be completed.



The movement you need is on the shoulder of a giant.