Issue 1

Features

'Ere! Is That A Gold Tooth He's Got? -- Concerning the practice of looting dead bodies.

Pants on Fire! -- In which the art of lying is not discussed in any way, shape or form. Honestly. I had nothing to do with this article, it was, er, Dave who wrote it. I was playing cards at the time and I've got five friends who'll vouch for me.

Yoink! -- There was an explanation of this article here, but someone stole it.

Battle of the Villains -- In which several villains from kid's TV battle it out for no reason other than to fill an article.

Gimme Yer Beer Money! -- You will read this article if you know what's good for you. Are you looking at me?

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre -- Concerning assassins in the d20 system. They're bigger bastards than you thought.

Defilers of the Faith -- All about blackguards.

Don't Feel Bad about Being Bad! -- A self-help manual for villains.

TEH ADVENTURERS OF GRABALORR!!!!1 -- In short, fiction should never be based on your gaming session. Here's why.