Issue 1

Regulars

In which the Spoonerism is used, reused, overused and becomes bloody annoying, quite frankly.

Shining Wits -- The letters page. How do we have a letters page despite no-one having written in yet? Look and see.

Lack of Pies -- Pastor Anal Matthews shares his views.

Tons of Soil -- Concerned with those overlooked creatures in the campaign -- the minions.

Shifty Nits -- New monsters. That's about it really.

Berty Dastard -- A new NPC for your campaign, detailed at levels 1, 5, 10, 15 and 20.

Blithering Slobs -- The ecology of a nasty beasty. This issue: the grick.

Grunt! -- Slack 'n' Hash's main cartoon, concerning Lenny the Orc. He's a minion. It's his job to get hacked to death by your characters. It's a living.