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HEY KAROL! THIS IS GOD!
I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!
CONTRACEPTIVES AND DIVORCE AND
MASTURBATION ARE JUST FINE WITH ME.
YOU GOT THAT? I'VE GOT NO
PROBLEMS!
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!
AND GIVE AWAY ALL YOUR STUFF!
YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH STUFF!
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Pope.
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Several small animals were harmed during
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stuffed in my mouth.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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