my friends

Friends

This homepage is to tell you a bit about me so I had to write a friends page. A wise man once said, "A man can be judged by the company he keeps. So don't judge me too harshly. Don't be upset if you're not on here yet, it's going to take a while to write.

John

I've known John since I was very young. We went to scouts together and have stayed close friends since childhood. John has a strange kind of luck associated with him, he's the kind of person who would put his hand into a 240 volt electrical outlet and get a small cut, but no shock! Like me he likes to laugh long and loud, and in each others company we certainly both give each other a lot to laugh at. Brown Sauce incidents (this term was coined by John after one late night when we grabbed a pasty from the local snooker club, while chatting to John I emptied out a sachet of brown sauce into an ash tray instead of on my pasty!) are common place for us. The most classic one John has achieved was bidding a bridge hand from a spare pack instead of his dealt 13 cards. Funnily enough as I remember it wasn't even an NT bid!

Kordi

I've known Kordi now for a couple of years, we met on the net and then in real life for the first time at the very first Lobby hosts meeting. He's a really nice guy (and so very very cute) and has a lovely girlfriend Cheryl. He's completely mad too, when him and Joe get together their idea of a good time is jumping off of big cliffs (oh I'm not joking, wish I was). Going on countryside walks with Kordi isn't recommended. When Kordi and myself were studying VB with Joe down in Sheppy, we decided we go down to the sea front and have a look around. As we were walking past a field of sheep, Kordi decided it was time to try out his Dr Doolittle skills and stated baaing at the sheep. There was a weird silence for about a minute, then they all started baaing back at us. The next thing I noticed was about 60 sheep stampeding us, with only a wire fence separating us (luckily electrified) that didn't look like it was going to stop them. Luckily it did, and not being able to find a route to the beach we ended up having to walk back past 60 annoyed sheep!

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