Manifesto Propaganda Starter Kit Baggage Journal Join Now!			Welcome to the Dykes journal fron 24 Nov 99 Latest entry 99/00 entries 98/99 entries Now wasn't the dyke an antsy little cow last time she filled in her diary. Well you will be pleased to know that she is in so much a better frame of mind. The mental health service said she wasn't mad enough to get any drugs and she would just have to deal with it. Which is fine but the dyke now does feel that she is one of the few people she knows who hasn't been prescribed drugs of one form or another. So she might use and abuse all these medics and nurses she keeps bumping into for a better prescription *grin* Anyway lets get you all up to date with Dyke life 2001 It started on a dark and stormy night (well actually the dyke thinks it might have been quite pleasant really but that just is soooo last season) June 2001 The Dyke got made redundant, yipppppppeeee! No really this is a *good* thing. Big pay out, no have to work, can get drunk, visit friends etc. So that is just what the dyke did.... You see the dyke has a mate (yes just the one), who runs an off license in Cambridge. Anyway the dyke thought it would be great to meet up as they had so not met in so long (and she was quite a good shag, well you never know what might happen). However, offie Dyke was really busy because she was so short staffed and working way too much. So the dyke put on her leather jacket, her sexy boots and drove off to cambridge to save the day, well she was wearing a slight more than that but we shall leave you with that image.... 12 grueling hours later, being butch and stacking shelves in her tight white tshirt and her striking pink hair the dyke is let out to go find women. Actually a lot of women found her at the off license, which was nice. Cut camera to a standard Cambridge dyke's room. Oh please get your mind out of the gutter it was so not like that. And cue "dyke trauma". The dyke's mate had been nurturing this little baby dyke (may of mentioned her, v cute) however, baby dyke decided to lose her "L" plates without discussing it with "nurturer of baby dykes" first. And chose a girl that "nurturer of baby dykes" was not very happy with at all. Oh please if you are going to nurture a baby dyke you have to understand that one day they are going to be of age and you have to let them go out into the world and make their own mistakes and successes. You can't save them from the big scarey world, all you can do is teach them all you know and hope, and then you have to support their decisions and be there if everything goes tit's up (as it were) Anyway "nurturer of baby dykes" had a major hissy fit over "defiler of baby dyke" lack of moral character (yeah right) but decided to take it out on baby dyke (go "nurturer of baby dykes"). Because obviously "nurturer of baby dykes" was morally superior because she didn't sleep with Baby dyke (actually, baby dyke didn't want to sleep with "nurturer of baby dykes" but the Dyke decided not to point out that obvious point, tho maybe writing it in her journal may be a little unsubtle then, eh fuck it). Trauma all round. "nurturer of baby dykes" wont apologise to Baby dyke, because damn it she was right. Baby dyke is royally pissed off with "nurturer of baby dykes"'s attitude towards the whole affair. And "defiler of baby dyke" is coping flack from every direction because she had the audacity to break up with her girlfriend (months previously) who everyone had lusted after, espcially "nuturer of baby dykes" Ah Dykes. Who could live without them? 16th June 2001 Time for the Dyke to be terribly rah! and did the Dyke have the perfect trousers for this occasion. Okay imagine this if you will. Cambridge college, 40th Anniversay Boat club dinner, old boys and girls turn up from the last 40 years. In walks the Dyke.... Short Spikey pink hair, Purple fuckoff boots with buckles and shiney bits, dress shirt, black tails jacket, pink and brown bow tie, pink and brown cummabund (so can't spell it) and to finish the outfit off.... black and white, fake fur, cow print trousers. Oh yes. It was just so right. And the dyke got completely plastered but didn't drop a single drop of anything on her trousers, style or what? 17th June 2001 Dyke decided to say around in cambridge because it was sort of becoming a home from home. However, was at a bit of a loose end as could get in touch with little Emma, who is a cool bird that the dyke used to hangout with in 1997-8. So she figured she would go down the pub and decide her next move Cue 19 year old Lesbians and gay boys, much flashing of bra by 19 year old, clubbing till 3am, jealous by flashers girlfriend, losing, finding each other in the ent (It so wasn't that big for that much trauma) being older and sober by the end, the dyke did the chivalous thing and drove the drunk lesbians home, via a kebab shop. Bless 'em all. Cute and adorable but you wouldn't want to take one home. 20th June 2001 Eve of birthday...... What is a dyke to do? Obvious really she gets her clit hood pierced and then goes and watches "defiler of baby dykes" and Baby dyke in a play. Which was actually very good and the dyke wasn't just letching the Baby dyke arse, which was also very good. *grin* 21st June 2001 Oh Mi God the dyke is no longer early to mid twenties. Bugger. What to do? Obvious you get up hideously early (say 9.30) drive your housemates friends to the tube station, then wake up etc and head off to deepest darkest Reigate to pick up two girls you randomly meet in a rural pub a few weeks previously having walked there with the dyke's rural ex-not quite girlfriend. Well they might have been dykes, or they might not have been but the little one wanted to get her tongue pierced and the dyke just happened to know of a good piercer in Brighton (as you do) but couldn't remember the name so The Dyke gave then her phonenumber. And they phoned. And the dyke figured brighton would be fun. So cue driving round trying to find the bloody pub to pick them up. Not as easy as the Dyke remembered it but eventually. Lots of digging and leading questions to try and find out whether two girls in the dykes car were lesbians. Still not sure. But they are only 19 (ahhhrghhhh, will the dyke meet no one over 20?) Stop of at Legs house before walking into brighton. They pick up DIVA, is this a sign? Maybe but Legs doesn't really have any other literature for them to read while she gets ready... Decide they must be lesbians until proved otherwise, they eventually turn out to be, pheweee! One tongue pierced later, cut to pub. The Dyke is consuming merrily as it is decided that they dont need to be back tonight so they are going to stay in Brighton and kip over at Legs place. So the Dyke is quite social and befriends (or is that terrifies) two 19 year olds and one 18 year old. Arrrrggghhh. But they were quite cute and fun to play with. They ask to see the new piercing so the Dyke shows them, well they asked. The Dyke realises that they didn't actually think she would do it. Ho hum, they shouldn't have asked then *grin*. Also befriends Sharon the nurse, definitely over 20, Nicky of the spikey collar and some other people. Also the Dyke's ex, (Mardi Gras july 2000) turns up. She now lives in Brighton with her new girlfriend, who bizarrely was the reason that the Dyke got to know the ex in the first place as ex couldn't find her at Mardi Gras so called Dyke instead. Oh what a tangled web the Dyke can weave. Cut to clubbing with nice nurse and little 'un. Ex is tired so wimps out. Rural dykes then remember they have to be back at the pub for 9:30 to clean up (arrgggghhhh) Will the dyke ever get more than four hours sleep? 22nd June 2001 Legs is on TV, well it's only digital but that cool. Legs's Band seem to be doing quite well and their music rocks *grin*. Dyke has been instructed to wear fake fur mad cow trousers, so does, tho they are a little warm for walking around in. Filming was amusing and good to catch up with Legs, yeah the Dyke knows they saw each other on thursday but anyway. In case the Dyke hasn't mentioned Legs is 6'2" gorgeous, fit, lovely and has an amazing... voice amoungst other things. Everyone loves Legs, she is just too adorable. Cut to TV Dyke who is doing some sort of producing thingy for the program. Completely lusting over Legs. In good friend style The Dyke decides to vet this young lady and ends up going to the pub with TV dyke after the program (Legs has to go back to Brighton tho) and get information off her. And she is cool, lovely and the Dyke wouldn't say no to her. *grin* But for some reason she doesn't want the dyke, she wants Legs. The problem is everyone wants Legs, everyone thinks Legs is lovely, except for Legs. However, the Dyke foolishly promises to help TV dyke find out whether anything would happen or not. Cue complete traumas... And guess what on the walk from the tube home, the Dyke bumps into a 18 year old lesbian who thinks the Dyke is lovely and want to get off with her. Arrggghhhhh run screaming into a corner. 23rd June 2001 My it is all go in the Dyke's life this month.... Tonight is party night. This is where all the Dyke's friends get together and watch the Dyke get very drunk and make an arse of herself *grin* except of course the ones that forget, or double book, or unexpectedly have a friend drop in from America. And in true style, tho not quite as stylish as last year everything happens just as it should. However, maybe next time the Dyke might lose her sister questioning everyone about orgasms and her sister telling everyone about how good her boyfriend is at oral sex and wondering whether people gush or zing. Well you can't say a Dyke Party isn't different *grin* 25th July 2001 A fortnight in San Francisco, what can the Dyke say? Gill, your housemate is cute *grin* Not that the Dyke has a special place in her heart for the shy type or anything. She also has a special place for the outgoing types. As well as all the other possibilities. The Dyke figures if each has it's own place then she not really overlapping or anything. She just can't figure why other people don't get it. Oh well a couple of weeks to get her shit together and then off to Brighton pride on the 11th August *cool* The dyke decided her life was so interesting that she decided that she would have to split her journal up as it was getting way too big for easy access. So if you want to discover the dyke's past and present then just click on the bits you want... Dyke far past (the year before November 1999) Dyke less past (November 1999 to June 2001) Dyke present (everything after June 2001)
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