ENGLAND
The Football Association
16 Lancaster Gate
London W2 3LW
| Goalkeepers
Daivd Seaman |
Defenders
Rio Ferdinand |
Midfielders
David Beckham |
Strikers
Michael Owen |
| GROUP MATCHES | ||
| Saitama 2.6.02 (10.30) England 1 v Sweden 1 | Sapporo 7.6.02 (12.30) Argentina 0 v England 1 |
Osaka 12.6.02 (07.30) Nigeria 0 v England 0 |
Finished as runners-up group F.
15th June Denmark 0 England 3
21st June Quarter Final: England 1 Brazil 2 and out!
| Group F | P | W | D | L | F | A | Gd | Pts |
| Sweden | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | +1 | 5 |
| England | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 5 |
| Argentina | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| Nigeria | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 1 |
Shouldn't think we have much hope of progressing from the group - not looking any further.
(12/06/02 09:49:38) Finished second only thanks to a dodgy pen.
9 May: Sven is really showing his Swedish colours by leaving out McManaman. Mental! (Who is Wayne Bridge?)
 | 25 April: Today the official England WC song was released, (here). "We're On The Ball" by Ant & Dec. Afraid to turn on the TV or radio now. |
 | 24 April: Bad news for England (?) as Neville (G) also breaks a metatarsal bone in tonight's (glorious!) CL game v Leverkusen. Can't think that Safeway will be producing gingerbread men with icing bandages on their feet in honour of you Gary - somehow. |
God Save The Queen
God save our gracious queen, long live our noble queen
God save our queen (na na na na)
Send her victorious, happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save our queen
O Lord our God arise, scatter her enemies,
And make them fall (na na na na)
Confound their politics, frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all.
Thy choicest gifts in store. On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign (na na na na)
May she defeat our laws, and ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen.
RECIPE
ENGLISH TV DINNER
Anything microwavable
OR
Packets of crisps, salted peanuts and doritos, pickled onions.
Posh TV Dinner (i.e. with visitors)
Put the crisps doritos, nuts and onions into dishes. Use glasses. Consider adding cashew nuts and twiglets.
Wash down with: whatever's on offer at Asda/Tesco/Safeway
FAMOUS PEOPLE
William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Horatio Nelson, Winston Churchill, The Beatles, The Spice Girls, Kate Moss, Michael Caine, Charlie Chaplin, Alan Titchmarsh (TV gardener), Eddie the Eagle