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Blair,"Tory Manifesto Is Pile Of Shite"
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Centepedes Outraged By New Shoe Tax
50 Dead : African Sperm Whale Suspected
Massive Security Alert As Doors Strike For The Third Time In A Month
Romania Uses Orphans To Plug Dam
Olympic Hurdler Banned For Use Of Springed Shoes
Genetically Modified Snake Runs Amok In Downtown L.A.
Fears Grow Over New 'Miracle Cure' For Cancer
Shamed Presidents Pants Ignite Following Outrageous Lie
Germany To Be Relocated On The Moon
Second World War Revealed As Elaborate Hoax
New Figures Reveal Shocking Rise In Pie Addiction
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YOU LUCKY, LUCKY PEOPLE! My name is Brian, and this is a site about me and some of my snake buddies. This site contains everything you will ever need to know and a whole lot more. People with a nervous disposition should exercise extreme caution when navigating the site, as it is very easy to get lost. I once knew someone who was stuck on this site for three days, until he died from dehydration. Take care.
I'd also like to take a moment to point out that my site operates a strict no smoking policy, with severe penalties for offenders (A few repeat offenders have been shot in the head!). So if you happen to be smoking could you please extinguish it now. Alternatively you could go and join Bush and some of the others in the smoking room. Thank you and have a nice day.
NO SMOKING
PENALTY DEATH