Diseases To Negotiate Historic Peace Treaty With Humans

Berlin To Rebuild Wall Using Vegetables

Blair,"Tory Manifesto Is Pile Of Shite"

Ghost Demonstration Leads To Ghost Dog Scare

It's Official. Trees Are Stupid.

Twelve OAP's Arrested In Post Office Ruck

Centepedes Outraged By New Shoe Tax

50 Dead : African Sperm Whale Suspected

Massive Security Alert As Doors Strike For The Third Time In A Month

Romania Uses Orphans To Plug Dam

Olympic Hurdler Banned For Use Of Springed Shoes

Genetically Modified Snake Runs Amok In Downtown L.A.

Fears Grow Over New 'Miracle Cure' For Cancer

Shamed Presidents Pants Ignite Following Outrageous Lie

Germany To Be Relocated On The Moon

Second World War Revealed As Elaborate Hoax

New Figures Reveal Shocking Rise In Pie Addiction

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Song About A Giant Bee

The Great Animal War

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Snakes and Ladders

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The Comedy Bears


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(12 times the power of your average Python, yet gentler than Mother Teresa)

Good evening, hello and welcome to this glorious feast of animal combat that is the eleventh Great Animal War (GAW). This year we have brought you some of the strangest, most exotic creatures found on this planet to face off and do battle. Anyway, enough from me and on with the battle. The format this year is a knock-out style competition, starting with a thirty-two strong list of competitors. The draw is shown below. After checking out the draw why not click on the forward arrows to see the whole event unfold before your very eyes. My money's on the rhesus monkey. The whole tournament is not all done yet, but will be on very soon.

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