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CENTEPEDES OUTRAGED BY NEW SHOE TAX
A new shoe tax proposed by the government has caused upset in the multi-legged community, especially centepedes. With their many legs, centepedes can expect to pay up to £3,500 extra in annual tax as a result of these new measures. Many are now going barefoot, in the hope that the government will back down on this controvertial issue.
The centepede race, which has been around for far longer than the human race, have been persecuted by the government for many years.
