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Total: 831 guests
831 Name: JMBDB67
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: H.C.
Time: 1999-12-17 16:12:13
Comments: George Michael/Captain Arab/Frankie K/ Ian McIntosh !! Aren't we all the same person! Are we not the self confessed Arab shitebag who has bottled more fights than any cunt in Dundee! I know 54 and I can assure you he is no buftie. However I would be prepared to bet any sum of money that a queer would be able to knock the shite out of you. You're quite lippy when you are on the guestbook but a touch yellow when there is any sign of trouble brewing! I will be in the High Corner myself tomorrow so why don't you nip down for a drink so we can 'enjoy' a wee chat! There is no need to introduce youself because I'll be able to spot you a mile off. You'll be the Arab cunt with the yellow jacket, yellow trousers, yellow shirt, yellow shoes and heavily soiled underpants!! Now off you pop ye little Arab mincer and never darken our Website again!! Comprende !

830 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-17 15:59:29
Comments: .......... and not forgetting boring cunt of the year (by a mile); come in no. 54!!!!!! PS - 3 in a row - still laughing at you!!!

829 Name: Oooooooooooooooooh touchy!
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-17 15:46:38
Comments: Yes thanks for the concern. I'll be checking the bogs at parkhead for 54 lurking in the corner.

828 Name: DFC NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-12-17 15:34:45
Comments: First of all I wouldn,t go near an arab web site I see enough of their boring crap polluting this page!Secondly I don,t know who the fuck graham jones is so piss off.Ps are you going to parkhead tommorow?

827 Name: George Michael
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-17 15:00:12
Comments: 54, yes my tackle from raging homo's like yourself. DFC no1 isn't that the signature of Graham Jones who plauged United web sites last year and is the cause of the arab invasion here? Swedger of the year? arab basher of the year? Top boy of the Year? It's like a little boy's brigade camp in the high corner. Do you get badges for cock watching then? 3 in a row hello hello!

826 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE HIGH CORNER
Time: 1999-12-17 14:44:03
Comments: We were awfully quick on the offensive re the anti gay comments weren't we Arab (George Michael). Do we have something to cover up ?? I don't know why you are fretting re Derry Boys staring at your cock because it is probably in Frankie K's mouth half the time!! By the way JMBfoy is in line for ArabBasher of the year award. Wonka ( now there's a typical doss Arab cunt) fae the Bread being his 'latest' victim!! TWICE! Other JMB awards are Simmy for shagger/puller/cheeser of the year. Billio is up for slimmer of the year, Gordon Thompson is likely to scoop West Coaster of the year, Peter for mad radge of the year, Sully for 'top boy' of the year (Edo & Tam Boswell are joint runners-up), Jimmy Mac for Bevvier of the year (and any other year), Seb for 'Swedger' of the year, Frankie K & Captain Ahrab for JMB Wannabes of the year & sad bastards of the year , McGreegor for 'Jimmy White' of the year, Hutchy for Krusties of the year, Mini for mumbler of the year, Lorraine for 'Stunner' of the year and last but not least Deewok for flopsy/haircut of the year. Merry Christmas to all at the JMB and Up the Dee, JMBDB54.

825 Name: DFC NO1
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Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-12-17 14:40:38
Comments: Do any of the arabs who visit this site actually follow united as in go to the games,will arabastard and captain arab be going to glasgow tommorow I think not!They don,t even talk a good game!Any way enough of the scum,hopefully 3 points tommorow and then the saints,Finally I think we should sign tosh mckinlay on loan as we are needing a left back.

824 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-17 09:34:19
Comments: Yes he certainly is a twat of the highest order. I guess that means that until bluenoses admit that their team/support is even more shite (please check table and figs for home support) then we can presume they don't even have half a brain - what the fuck would bluenoses want with half a brain anyway?? 3 IN A ROW 2-1, 2-0,1-0 - EASY!!!!!!!!!!

823 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-17 09:26:05
Comments: Patrizio? - what a silly cunt. ps - 1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep suffering girls.

822 Name: Patrizio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-16 18:07:59
Comments: HO HO HO!! Witty Arabs again. I might need a piss myself if they get any funnier with their jokes. The Arabs at work have been enquiring about the cost of our flag etc - they were very impressed. Perhaps we should buy them one for Xmas with "Dodds" on the back. At least they are starting to admit on here that their team/support is shit, so a few of them do have 1/2 a brain. The Arabs in the work don't believe that Arabs actually come on here so I'm going to start printing it off - it pisses them right off knowing how sad and pathetic their "supporters" (that don't go to games) really are. Now remember lads, don't send in any emails during your game against Celtic this week! AWAY THE DEES - DUNDEE WILL BE No1 FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS AS WELL - NO PROBLEM. Stone In Love.

821 Name: George Michael
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-16 17:12:51
Comments: 54 looks at arabs cocks in public bogs what a buftie boy! I for one will be checking any public urinal I use in dundee for a mincing poof hiding in the corner with a dundee top on. 1-0 easy peasy

820 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE HIGH CORNER
Time: 1999-12-16 13:32:31
Comments: Will someone tell Simmy that "if" he continues to shag staff from the H.C. like he did in the Bread then nae cunt will go to his housewarming on Jan 28, destination Broughty Ferry no less!! Will Billio and Simmy be starting up a JMB (Ferry Branch) now! There is also a message for Hutchy: I've just had Krusty the Klown on the phone, he says he wants his shoes back. By the way, after sharing the bog with Arab Hutchy on Sunday, I can confirm that the saying about people with big feet is strictly a myth!! Up the Dee and the JMB.

819 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE HIGH CORNER
Time: 1999-12-16 13:22:36
Comments: If you see Thierry Henry, will some cunt tell him that his tea is getting cauld!! I see United don't have to spend their "£15 million" investment or their "£3 million" bank loan on new players because they have tremendous strenghth in depth within their squad. This was confirmed in the Tele last night when it was revealed that Maurice Malpas (yes Maurice Malpas) will be starring in 'midfield' at Parkhead on Saturday!! £18 million for players! £18 million my arse! Up the Dee, and Thierry, your dinner is in the dug!!

818 Name: Christian
Website: Christian´s Clubpage
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Regensburg / Germany
Time: 1999-12-15 22:35:44
Comments: cool page red-black is the colour - 1. FC Nürnberg the team the legend lives please visit my site and sign my guestbook

817 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-15 11:38:47
Comments: Our support on Sunday was, like yours, crap. I dont think Arabs or bluenoses can exactly be pleased with the level of support they are getting right now - but, we still have a bigger support than you. ps - 1-0.

816 Name: JMB 54 where are you?
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-15 09:17:04
Comments: Yeah by drinking in a Marrs pub means he will invest the price of 2 lager tops into dundee, the amount of beer you lot can handle. On a more amusing note I heard that dundee had a giant bouncy castle on their pitch the other day, or was this the high tech undersoil heating system?

815 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-14 20:02:00
Comments: ???????????? I never realised mongols could use a computer. How sad you Arabs are! Notice you have made no reference at all to your marvellous support on Sunday - no fuckin wonder!!!

814 Name: Eh kan spell thanks to arabs
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-14 17:15:27
Comments: Noticed you changed your grammatical error on your links page. If you need any more help with the basics in life ring dundee samaritans on 0800 600 600. Apparantly there phone lines were jammed on sunday night after another 3 points went to the 3rd top deebusting tangerines.

813 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-14 13:54:08
Comments: Right no 54... thats really interesting.... zzzzzz ps 1-0

812 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE HIGH CORNER
Time: 1999-12-14 13:17:47
Comments: Just to let Arabest and other "Tangerines" (who are fascinated with DFC and JMB) know that the JMB boys do their drinking in the High Corner these days. We decided to start drinking in a Marr's Bar to further support the Dees. Just like Ferrari's United and the Tommy Traynor (Charleston Bar)!! I've heard from a reliable source that Jimmy Marr is only 3 weeks away from buying Smugglers! DFC will soon own every drinking establishment in Dundee and once you Arab ladies that write into this guestbook are old enough to drink alcohol you'll soon have to start scooping carry oots every Saturday afternoon in Lochee Road wi yir Dads! Up the Dee. P.S. The Major Honour score is still 5-4.

811 Name: Wee Billy
Website: Paradise
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Denspark
Time: 1999-12-14 12:54:34
Comments: Captian Ahrab>Mmm, bulied at school? no mamas Kissies? No daddies smiles? Still a virgin? Nae mates? worried about your sexuality? you have a lot to be bitter about, however if it helps you comming on here and taking your frustration out on us superior Dee supporters then go ahead we understand, Dont we boys!

810 Name: Roy Atkins
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: London
Time: 1999-12-14 12:14:20
Comments: Hello im just starting a london dundee suporters club come on you darkblues

809 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-14 11:20:12
Comments: Just read your match report - still laughing!! I think I will have it framed.

808 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-14 11:10:56
Comments: Great to read all that bollocks from the blue scum - obviously still suffering after seeing their team of plodders play to their limits and still get humped by a united team at a canter. Away the Dons on saturday!! Keep crying girls.

807 Name: Wee Billy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: paradise
Time: 1999-12-14 10:39:55
Comments: How many times have the shite doon the road said that this season, "we were shite but its the 3 points that count"!Jammy bastards. And how big was it of luggy puss to come on radio Tay on Monday morning and publicly use one of his own players as a scape goat for his teams shite performance (Ferraz) "oh hes no used to the Scottish game yet" Just goes to show how unprofessional and shite them doon the road are.AWAY THE DEE!!!

806 Name: shitondundeeAGAIN
Website: 3 in a row
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: arabland
Time: 1999-12-13 23:28:29
Comments: you claim to have played us off the park, we were never in it etc etc. how many sad bluenoses said the same thing last season when we played you off the park and a subbie called Mrs grady or something scored with a flukey shot to win the game? none? i thought not. keep taking the pills 'cause we were shite but we still won and at the end of the day thats all that counts. just think if you sign Ireland and play him with wilkie when fit again, your central defence will be 2 arabs. Looking forward to the 6th of may already.

805 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 18:30:09
Comments: "Proud as punch Arab" - your message totally sums you up. Do you not mean to say that the last 20 messages show how pathetic you, and your immature mates, really are. You must be a right wanker with no mates and a stinking wife. Merry Xmas to you as well - hope Santa brings you a new hitman (Dean Saunders age 36 or Andy Smith (Dunfermline reject). Do you admit you were outplayed despite having your best 11 on the park - if you don't, I think I might have seen you with a white stick on Dens Road. DFC - #1

804 Name: Billy Dodds
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 18:22:30
Comments: I presume the Arabs on here are the ones who sit/stand in the East Stand looking cool with their Kappa trackies and Eclipse jackets. Sounded like a Schoolboy fixture with all the squealing! Very immature lads - if you all send in your email addresses, we can arrange for the 4 of you to meet up and get out a bit more! Do you honestly think we're suicidal cos you beat us - The Dees will still be above you when the season finishes (again).

803 Name: proud as punch arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: easy street
Time: 1999-12-13 18:21:10
Comments: By the look of the last 20 guestbook entries it looks like your already dwindling support has crawled back into the hole they came out of.That is the strongest team you could put out and we still whipped your team of losers,wait till we sign our new hit man, rangers are the team we have set our sights on not the low life from dens,have a merry xmas all the best luv and kisses your arab pals

802 Name: Blue is the colour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 18:02:13
Comments: What a bunch of sad bastards! Dundee were very poor apart from 2 or 3 of them (Banger/Smith/Falconer), yet we outplayed you - and you think you're a good side! At least we can admit it when we play badly. You Arabs seem to think you're a good team - sort of says it all about your knowledge of football. We might have stuffed you a few times last season, but I can't remember going on a Utd website (if you have any) to go on about it. Why go on about Deeboy/Jonesy when none of us have ever heard of them?? I presume they are similar characters to yourselves? PS: Where's your Billy gone?

801 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 15:53:25
Comments: Time to change your 'Arabs in a Turmoil' headline - 'CAUSE WE ARE ALL HAPPY AS FUCK HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

800 Name: The Gambler
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Turmoil@dens?Scott for sack?Dundee just crap!
Time: 1999-12-13 15:52:16
Comments: 54 your on! we play Aberdeen twice and you lot once more thats 3 victories any way i'm sure even a team as poor as the dundee drubbing tangerines can manage another win this season. Checked the SPL web site apparently you don't get any points for having a flag at the game so we'll keep all 3.

799 Name: I don't ken grammer
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 15:07:14
Comments: Yes the links is very amusing proud to be AN f*****t. If you are going to be abusive can you please learn english grammar. 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0.

798 Name: Lee Wilkie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Ninewells Hospital
Time: 1999-12-13 14:55:46
Comments: I'm not even going to enter the crowd/flag debate it just proves what a sad bunch you really are. You were beaten by a United team playing total crap so what position does that put you lot in? Where are you now deeboy, jonesie and dundee short tool 1-0 very very easy. will you be renewing your season tickets next season?

797 Name: Lee Wilkie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Ninewells Hospital
Time: 1999-12-13 14:54:23
Comments: I'm not even going to enter the crowd/flag debate it just proves what a sad bunch you really are. You were beaten by a United team playing total crap so what position does that put you lot in? Where are you now deeboy, jonesie and dundee short tool 1-0 very very easy. will you be renewing your season tickets next season?

796 Name: Ferrez 89min
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 14:25:18
Comments: Dundee United 1 Dundee 0 (Ferrez 89)

795 Name: arabest
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-13 14:10:14
Comments: You can almost see the tears rolling down the faces of the JMB scummers. Fucking brilliant. Yip United put in a crap perfomance but it was enough to send you cunts back to the Bread to cry into your lager tops. Tell me, if dundee have such quality players why have they only got 18 points this season???????? - just a thought. You can tell when the bluenoses are totally, completely and utterly sick when they are reduced to saying things like 'our flag was bigger than yours'..... how sad. You keep your big flag (which is totally naff by the way) and we will keep the 3 points. THREE IN A ROW AWAY THE MIGHTY 3RD TOP ARABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP SUFFERING GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

794 Name: JMBDB69
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The High Corner
Time: 1999-12-13 13:37:37
Comments: How funny was it when the United fans pulled out their flag in the East Stand. It was fucking tiny. Just like their support. Their faces were a picture when the JMB boys whipped out their 70ft long monster strip/flag in the South Stand. A handy thing that flag of ours. e.g. At half time I was able to stand underneath it and whip out my very own monster to take a piss all over the sticklebrick South Stand and because I had been in the High Corner all afternoon I was able to give a good number of seats a damn good soaking. Up the Dee and the JMB, we always take the piss!!

793 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE HIGH CORNER
Time: 1999-12-13 13:25:51
Comments: United were so bad last night that I'm embarrassed that Dundee got beat from them. The two performances United have put in since they sold Dodds to Rangers proves that they were a one man team. Every paper I've read this morning confirmed that Dundee were the better side. If United fans think (now that opens another can of worms) that this United side will qualify for Europe then they are even thicker than I first thought. The truth is that unlike Dundee they do not have the quality of players to go and win at places such as Ibrox etc. I would bet any Arab that they will not win more than 4 or 5 games between now and the end of the season. P.S. Your shity support was so bad that you could not even sell out the free 300 tickets for last night's game and after watching your team last night, I now know why! Up the Dee.

792 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 12:14:47
Comments: Hi girls. Still crying?

791 Name: Captain Ahrab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 12:06:37
Comments: Fuck that was good. What a fucking laugh! Best moment of the night - that donkey Tweed with his head in his hands when he gave the ball to big Ferraz - fucking brill!!!!! 3 in a row - EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

790 Name: Lee Wilkie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 12:02:13
Comments: played off the park? United have a team of young players who will only get better, while dundee have a bunch of useless nobodies stand forward Mr Tweed. What happened to the 'massive' dees support big gaps noted throughout all your sections. Beaten three times do we get to keep you? Will you turn up at dens for the 4th installment or will you just give us the points to save face. To the muppet who reckons he slapped a few arabs, that's why you are scum now away and tell more fairy stories to your mates. 1-0 easy peasy eh deeboy!

789 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 11:50:58
Comments: Ooooo temper. You and your pathetic litle band of supporters were fucking stuffed last night - we dont have to play well to beat you - for the third time. EASY!!!!!!!!!! 2-1 2-0 1-0 - SO FUCKING EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUFC TAYSIDE'S NO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

788 Name: arabastards
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-13 11:42:05
Comments: I see even with the 300 freebies you could still only half fill the george fox stand.You were lucky as fuck last night and will be soon sliding down the league with that pile of shite!At least I had the consolation of giving a couple of arabs a slap after the game.FUCK UNITED!DERRY RULE

787 Name: DUFCNO1
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-13 10:58:37
Comments: AWAY THE GLORIOUS 3RD TOP ARABS!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU STOPPED GREETIN YET? I HOPE NOT. FUCKING GREAT TO SEE THOSE SICK BLUENOSES CRYING ALL THE WAY BACK TO THEIR SLUMS. DUFC OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

786 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 10:51:24
Comments: Well that was fucking EASY!!! 3 in a row! Dont despair scumbags your little team of plodders put in a plucky performance - but class will out in the end. Still, you look in good shape for the relegation battle with the sheep on saturday. HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

785 Name: TC
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-13 10:48:29
Comments: TC? - Totally Chuffed!

784 Name: Spotty Mettallica
Website:
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From: Lisbon
Time: 1999-12-12 23:59:57
Comments: Can you hear the Dundee sing? Away the top dog Tangerines - your betters in this or any other century. There'll be a weeping and gnashing of gums in the Bread tonight. When we sign a couple of good players over the next couple of weeks the gap will grow. I predict a margin of at least 20 points. That'll shut you lot up for a wee whiley.

783 Name: Big Ferraz
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: CLOUD 9
Time: 1999-12-12 21:00:02
Comments: HO HO HO MERRY XMAS 3 in a row to the no1 team in dundee poor game both teams were really shit but the arabs win again,the sign of a good team gers only 7pts ahead we will close the gap soon euro cup here we come if only we could play,your crap team every week.

782 Name: cal seavers
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Denspark
Time: 1999-12-12 20:41:10
Comments: I am as sick as a fuckin dog!we play these bastards aff the park and expose them for the shite they really are,and we give the cunts the game!what will really piss me off is the anonomous arab pricks comin in here to tell us how great they are,Jammy arab bastards!As for the Dundee defence (GONNA NO DAE THAT, JUST GONNA NO)

781 Name: Tangled Up In Dark Blue
Website:
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From: Zimmerman, Milwaukee
Time: 1999-12-12 00:47:06
Comments: Have any of God's dark blue children noticed that we are all apparently from the scummiest/dirtiest/smelliest parts of Dundee. Hmmm. Leads me to believe that the Arabs are all a bunch of posh,spotty, middle-class, mummies boys who spend all their time listening to Metallica, Megadeth & Marilyn Manson. Isn't alliteration the best?

780 Name: Billio
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-11 00:20:52
Comments: The Arabs are back on our website - how exciting. I am so upset that they are slagging us off!! They always seem to come on here when they're in the shit (sold Dodds, got another Bosman diddy on trial, UFC nonsense). I think they're a bit paranoid that we take the piss out of them in such circumstances! I noticed that the Ed has a wee story about Ando joining Rangers - this story appeared in the Daily Mail also, so it is probably true. Ando & McCann on each wing..Dodds through the middle...Darius steaming up the wing...I suppose you could say we are the Ajax of Scotland, producing such talent (no need to respond Arabs - just an observation to wind you up further). Hope the crowd doesn't sound like an U15's international on Sky with all those screaming freebies in the George Fox stand!!! Stone in luv with the Super Dee.

779 Name: THE TRUTH HURTS
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-10 16:34:08
Comments: TC=THICK CUNT!

778 Name: TC
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-10 16:05:21
Comments: More lies from the blue scum.

777 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-12-10 15:56:40
Comments: The last derby at dens united couldn,t sell enough tickets to get the derry open,now they have to give away tickets to fill up the(never been full)george fox stand,this is while 3rd in the league very sad.Looking forward to the game but dreading visiting that toilet the shed might just wreck it,will be doing you arabs a favour!BLUE IS THE COLOUR!OLD SCHOOL.

776 Name: smelly minks
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-10 15:54:28
Comments: You couldn't afford the french winger is there any possibility that you can tell the truth or do you all live in the same bubble? For a dees web page how come the top 2 stories on your ticker bar are about United?

775 Name: TC
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-10 15:06:35
Comments: Fucking unreal! Dundee tried to sign Preget but they could'nt afford him! Now these scummers are making out that they didnt want him. Bullshit. You are a bunch of bare-faced liers.

774 Name: Blue is the Colour
Website: More pish
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-12-10 14:40:33
Comments: Some quality reponses from the arabs on site. Obviously there content with the knowledge that the mighty Quim will be up front on sunday. p.s. I know of an experienced striker, recall Luggy.

773 Name: Arabest
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-10 13:43:33
Comments: Mmmm. More scum-like twaddle.

772 Name:
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-10 13:13:33
Comments: Your a fucking nonce why don,t you nip up to tannadice for your free ticket you can take an adult with you.Dundee united=15m investment,best player sold(NO CLAUSE!),ufc.

771 Name: Arabest
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-12-10 10:51:37
Comments: What a pile of poo. Why are dundee fans such low life scum? Ihave often pondered on this and I have never come up with an answer - so, tell: i) Why are you lot such low life scum? ii) What is like to live your life as low life scum? iii) Are your all happy with your scum-like lives? iv) Do you think you will live the rest of your lives as low life scum? Nothing personal, just wondering. Now stop talking nonsense and get on with your scummy lives in the scummy bits of Dundee.

770 Name: Who are you?
Website: Pish
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-12-10 09:55:11
Comments: I'II think you'll find that poor ticket sales is the reason for handing free tickets out. Also this is the first time it's happened this season. Fed up of empty seats eh, I still haven't seen the D.Ferguson Stand full to this day. What about your two new signings? We couldn't sniff them? We could sniff the french lad and he was like shite so he was punted after 1/2 day trial at Dens. Impressive. And your support, 2:1 in your favour. Not including the 300 Rangers/Celtic supporting extras, then at the point of writing The Dees have in fact sold more briefs than yourselfs and that is including your 4000+(ha ha ha) season ticket holders. I think wee Jum has been telling Jeffery Archers again. And finally your better players will see you through. Who is that then, Doddsie(oh forgot), the £1m French boy wonder(rejected at Raith as well), I know, bring back Mo Backpass. Up the DEES.

769 Name: The simpletons of dens
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-10 09:20:03
Comments: I see all the bravado has started before the game on sunday as it did before the dees got walloped the last time lets see if your all still laughing at 8 o'clock on sunday night. United always give away free tickets for games to youngsters even at celtic rangers games but that doesn't matter, the result on sunday does.

768 Name: Wee Jum
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 23:50:28
Comments: not only am i giving away 300 free tickets to our young supporters but i can guarantee their parents a seat next to them as well as their is still a lot of unsold tickets.

767 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 19:00:18
Comments: Utd are giving away 300 tickets for the George Fox stand for the Derby this week....that says it all eh? Does any other club in the country have to give tickets away for a Derby? I await a very funny excuse for this one.......

766 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 17:26:47
Comments: You can talk the talk Arab - but can you walk the walk. You're obviously a total arsehole so I won't waste any more time with you. Sunday - another 2-0 victory for the Dees at Tannadump

765 Name: The Big Easy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 13:57:20
Comments: You boys cant even talk a good game any more. Tell us in simple words what makes you think Dundee might win on Sunday? Better players? Dont make me laugh. Tradition? Who's won the most then... Support 2:1 the Arabs. We'll have 2 new signings in the squad for Sunday, neither of whom you boys could sniff. 3-0 and back to reality boys.

764 Name: Santa £1m Clause
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 00:36:50
Comments: How funny is the letters page (and "Sue The Arab Says") in tonights Telegraph. Billy Dodds is "their best player in years". I think some Arabs have more faces than the Hilltoon clock after changing their opinion of Dodds so much in recent years! Anyway, it keeps us all amused. WAHA

763 Name: Eddie Annand
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-09 00:30:48
Comments: Is Darren Paterson still about? What a laugh that was last season when I took the piss out of him in front of the George Fox (?) stand. I think I gave him a hernia. (Can you sense the worry among Utd fans? - I can!)

762 Name: paul luggy sturrock
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-08 23:06:27
Comments: mmm might go after annand we need somebody to clean the toilets

761 Name: THE MAN
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: LIVERPOOL
Time: 1999-12-08 23:03:27
Comments: Just heard dundee united are to sign kevin harper dont worry boys he is shite all the best on saturday from the top of the kop

760 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-12-08 16:25:53
Comments: If any team is a feeder team for the huns it,s the arabs i.e petric,cleland,bollan,gough(eventually),drunken duncan,and now dodds to name but a few.Face facts all you arabs are fucking gutted at being shafted once again by jim the dictator.Best player sold to be a reserve superb!Who the fuck is thommo?bye bye billy.OLD SCHOOL BLUE IS THE COLOUR!

759 Name: Craig Ireland
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-08 16:21:55
Comments: Proud to be an Arab!

758 Name: craig Ireland
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-08 14:19:36
Comments: I'm the one who didn't sign for the wee team but stayed with the bigger team i.e dunfermline. Proud that dundee are a feeder club for rangers are you? No ambition no money no hope. Thommo to get 3 against ugly pus on sunday. p.s anyone seen jonesie or deebot around?

757 Name: (Honest)Jim Mclean
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-12-08 13:29:58
Comments: The 15m investment is on it,s way Honest!Wee doddsy did have a santa(clause)in his contract Honest!We will never go in debt(3 million overdraft)Honest!I,m really looking forward to the derby game on sunday Honest!Bye for now, Honest Jim P.s who is carig ireland?

756 Name: Billy Dodds
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Ibrox
Time: 1999-12-08 12:35:40
Comments: Once a Blue Nose, always a Blue Nose. Away the Dees!

755 Name: Carig Ireland
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-08 11:47:02
Comments: Thanks, but I much prefer div. one and Dunfermline.

754 Name: alex mathie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: preston
Time: 1999-12-08 11:28:28
Comments: Please don,t make me go back, please!!

753 Name: colgie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-12-07 15:40:24
Comments: come on. we can do it lets fuck these arab bastards they r nothing without that big eared prick. lets roar the boys home on sunday.

752 Name: Craig Ireland
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-07 13:19:07
Comments: I much prefer playing in the 1st division to joining a 'wee'club like dundee

751 Name: Paul Sturrock
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 22:25:46
Comments: Does anyone have George Shaw & Gerry Britton's phone number?

750 Name: Patrizio Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 22:22:40
Comments: Why I have to play at dump like Tannadice when I used to playing at San Siro & Dens every week? No fair!

749 Name: Patrizio Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 22:22:34
Comments: Why I have to play at dump like Tannadice when I used to playing at San Siro & Dens every week? No fair!

748 Name: Paul Strachan
Website: Legendary Bobby Cox Dundee Supporters Club Online
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-12-06 14:46:13
Comments: Bobby Cox website is just getting underway, 132 hits in half a day isn't bad. It's only been on since Thursday and is getting better all the time. http://www.geocities.com/dundeefootballclub/bobbycox.html

747 Name: TC
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 14:24:00
Comments: Dundee Old Twat - do I detect a hint of jealousy there? I think so.

746 Name: Arab on Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 14:23:07
Comments: Glad we made you happy 'Dundee Old Fool' - lets face it your own team dont do they? A bad result for the boys last night but plenty in the performance to be encouraged about - ie. one of the best young sides in the country starting to emerge. And yes, there was a decent support through. The future is still bright the future is TANGERINE!!!!

745 Name: Rab
Website: DFC - Agents for Rangers Pools!
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dense Park
Time: 1999-12-06 13:42:39
Comments: Will you be laughing when Mr Marr sells me and Rae to pay off the overdraft?

744 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-12-06 13:13:33
Comments: Just like to thank baldy jim for making my weekend by selling dodds the arabs are gutted and after getting hammered by hearts no wonder.Another blinding away support the scum had last night(not!)Good excuse about the clause,united are a fucking joke!Roll on sunday.DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL!

743 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-06 11:13:58
Comments: I forgot to say - nice one the BHOYS!!!

742 Name: Jon Pertwee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-05 20:53:50
Comments: Well done United. Ha ha!

741 Name: Billy Dodds Bank Balance
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-05 09:49:23
Comments: Just had a look at the NEW Bobby Cox Website - latest score JMB Dark Blues 17800 Bobby Cox 132. This is an even more astounding victory than the 6-2.

740 Name: The Insomniac
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-05 07:18:09
Comments: What is all this bullshit about Dodds having a clause in his contract about going if any club came in with a million pound bid. Surely even the gullible scum across the road can't believe this given that Dodds was merely an add on to the Winters deal. Why would this clause be written in when he wasn't even in the Scotland squad at the time. Does this mean that United now have £4.3 million to spend given the massive cash injection/overdraft/credit agreement/loan. The good thing is that any Arab I have spoken to about this is completely disillusioned by the sale. I challenge any of the Arab mongels who regularly pollute this site to defend the sale(with a proper reasoned arguement and not the usual shite that invariably ends in a comment like Tee Hee or Haa Haa)

739 Name: THE 14TH OF MAY 10 MINS IN THE HALF
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: TANNADICE
Time: 1999-12-05 01:22:46
Comments: SO YOU HAVE EVENTUALLY GOT ONE OVER THE ARABS PITY YOUR SHIT CANT DO IT AGAINST US ON THE PITCH FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU GUYS LIVING IN THE PAST LAST SCOTTISH TEAM TO REACH EUROPEAN FINAL LAST SCOTTISH TEAM TO REACH THE EURO CUP SEMIS LAST DUNDEE TEAM TO WIN THE TOP DIVISION LAST DUNDEE TEAM TO WIN THE SCOTTISH CUP,LEAGUE CUP ETC ETC YOU NO THE ANSWERS AT LEAST I HAVE ACTULLY SEEN MY TEAM LIFT THE CUP HAVE ANY OF YOU BOYS STOP LIVING IN THE PAST COME JOIN THE FUTURE LUGGY IS NUMBER ONE AND WELL YOU NO IT DODDS WAS GOOD BUT THOMMO UNDER 21 INT IS THE FUTURE TRY TO KEEP LAUGHING ITS THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL THIS SEASON YOU ARE JUST LUCKY ABERDEEN ARE SO POOR, JIM THE ARAB BEEN AND SEEN THE WORKS.

738 Name: ftd83
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-05 00:30:51
Comments: whats the crack with the religious shite!!!!!!!! we are united you are dundee? fuck glasgow!!!!!!!!! utd83

737 Name: DUMBO
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-03 16:53:30
Comments: Glad to see doddsy my big eared cousin eventually getting a move to a 'big' club. snigger snigger

736 Name: niall fraser
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: China
Time: 1999-12-03 14:10:31
Comments: Why the fuck are you called Johnny Mathis, please tell. ta,

735 Name: JMBDB10
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-03 10:43:22
Comments: Good to see Arabest proving that-even after all the controversy when a Dundee fan claimed in the Evening Telegraph Sporting Postbag that the Arabs have no sense of tradition- that our friends across the road do indeed have a proud and illustrious history by wishing their Celtic cousins all the best. I quote "AWAY THE BHOYS!" It's good to see the spirit of Dundee Hibernian is still alive and well, decades after sctarianism was supposedly laid to rest in this cities footballing circles. Can't wait to hear rousing renenditions of traditional Dundee Hibs anthems such as The Fields of Athenry and The Soldiers Song at TannaProddyandhopehedies. Keep up the good work lads, I hear Gerry Adams is looking into bringing Jim McLean in as Minister of Sport in the new Northern Ireland Assembly.

734 Name: The Real Gogs
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Bob the Arab's House
Time: 1999-12-03 01:14:50
Comments: For all you JMB boys out there I would like you to know that it was the Arab (but turning blue) Bob Jack who wrote the message 2 below. See ya all tonight for a good bevvy.

733 Name: Arab wishes
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-02 20:41:00
Comments: Greetings from higher up the table, and further in the CIS. This is a fine site, and in the spirit of neighbourliness, I was pleased to see you stuff the Huns on Sunday. I'm really quite pleased whenever you lot beat the Old Squirm, I just wish you, and evrybody else could do it more often. Watch their 'loyal' fans disappear then! Also that Deeboy chap is a horrible little twerp, just like his missing pal Jonesie.

732 Name: GORDON FRASER
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-12-02 20:21:12
Comments: AS AN AVID DUNDEE FAN I WOULD LIKE TO SAY WELL DONE TO DUNDEE UNITED IN REACHING THE SEMI FINALS OF THE CUP AND WISH THEM ALL THE BEST IN THEIR REMAING GAMES,SHOWING US JMB BOYS ARE SUPPORTING THE CITY OF DUNDEE AS ONE BIG FOOTBALING FAMILY

731 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-02 00:23:36
Comments: Another very good performance from the Dees tonight - a bit unlucky. What about Savo - how mature!

730 Name: Savo
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-12-01 11:18:14
Comments: Oh look the dees have won their 'cup final' well done lads now look forward to misery for the rest of the season. I see that little prick deeboy has surfaced again, where were you after the 2 gubbings from United? If you want to know why arabs plauge your site, have a chat with deeboy the biggest coward in the world. 2-1, 2-0 your shit AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

729 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-29 18:28:47
Comments: Oh dear, Arabest has been upset with us beating the Huns!

728 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-29 16:58:40
Comments: The Celts are gonna kill you - and you know it. Away the BHOYS!!!!

727 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-11-29 15:55:25
Comments: Sad arab.You are a boring prick! 2-1 the dees, bring on the celtic

726 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-29 15:11:02
Comments: Dont get too excited you are still shite. but its nice to see your band of 4th rate journeymen and your plucky little group of supporters get something to cheer about for once. Ahhhh bless 'em.

725 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-29 02:57:21
Comments: YABADABADOOOOOOOO!! Wahey - its a Venga Sunday!!!! Congratulations Ben Sullivan on your first victory. The Mardi is jumpin tonight man - Rab Douglas, McSkimming, Boyack, Bazzar Smith, Tweed, Ireland....... Debs didn't look too happy when Sim told her that he could have saved Jorg's penalty! Gerritupya Arabs!!

724 Name: Alan Speed
Website:
Referred by: Net Search
From: Fife
Time: 1999-11-28 21:27:05
Comments: Nice one,Gav!

723 Name: BigBob
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Denspark
Time: 1999-11-27 18:03:25
Comments: Just found your exellent web sight, and I am well impressed however I do have one question. Cant you apply some type of arsehole filter to keep out they cunts doon the road,I look forward to Intelligent input from Dundee fans not illiterate ramblings from a bunch of fuckwits who have nothing bettter to do than portray themselves as anonamous hardmen.Keep up the good work.

722 Name: Deeboy
Website: DFC 1893
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-11-27 12:25:13
Comments: Greetings from the famous Deeboy to all Dees fans & good luck to the boys at Ibrox tomorrow. Away the Dees & United scummers take a bath before Xmas please.

721 Name: JMBDB 69
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BREAD
Time: 1999-11-26 12:55:50
Comments: Just to let everyone know that the historic video of the emphatic Dens Park Massacre when the JMB thrashed Bobby Cox 6-2 last season, is now available on general video release. N.B. JMB 6 Bobby Cox 2. Still stone in love with the Dees!!

720 Name: SHAGGY
Website:
Referred by: AngelFire
From: SPRINGFIELD
Time: 1999-11-26 11:45:15
Comments: 3 POINTS ON SUNDAY AND THEN ON TO EUROPE! FALCONER AND SMITH FOR SCOTLAND,BILLO FOR ITALY. TALESNIKOV ONLY HAS HALF A KNOB AND DE VOS IS SHITE. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT THE FUTURE IS DARK BLUE

719 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-26 00:29:29
Comments: Hilltoon - ha ha. Cannae even spell it. Stop blethering oot yer erse! You'll always be jealous of the Super Dees, no matter what you say! Bring on the Rangers!!!!!!!!!

718 Name: Hulltoon Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-25 18:20:21
Comments: Complete tosh Statman Dee. 90% of Arabs that I've followed United with over the years come from good United stock. An exception might be myself whose faither was a Juniors fan of a club who's initials are L.H. However, all my Uncles and cousins are all DUFC to the core. Considering the BIG crowds Dundee FC got in the 50s. and the rump you have now, just proves what a seedless bunch you all are. Delusions of former grandeur.Could be 5-5 in honours this year. Wouldn't that break your rotten little hearts!

717 Name: Bobby Cox Squad
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Drummy
Time: 1999-11-25 15:04:38
Comments: Bobby Cox's Barmy Army

716 Name: Bobby Cox Squad
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Drummy
Time: 1999-11-25 14:59:48
Comments: Bobby Cox's Barmy Army

715 Name: Bobby Cox squad
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Drummy
Time: 1999-11-25 14:57:21
Comments: Bobby Cox's Barmy Army

714 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 5 Major Honours
Time: 1999-11-25 13:23:55
Comments: I thought the Dundee supporter hit the nail on the head with his letter in the 'Tele' last night commenting on when the United fans chanted "Who the fuck is Bobby Cox". He suggested that they ask their fathers as at least 90% of them would have supported Dundee. Spot on. DFC boys are contented in the knowledge that we are following a long line of tradition in our respective families by supporting Dundee. I can say for certain that the same cannot be said for United fans, the majority of which were glory hunters who jumped on the bandwagon in the early eighties. They aren't true supporters as their loyalty has not been tested. If we are the thoroughbreds then United are definitely the half-breeds!! Up the Dee, Statman Dee. P.S. Major Honours score: DFC 5 DUFC 4.

713 Name: Hulltoon Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-24 21:32:33
Comments: NO. 8 According to http://www.supportersites.com/Europe/Scotland/ - the score is United 9 Dundee 2 as the websites go. A true reflection wouldnt you sya Statman Dee? United are currently setting an official site up - not before time!

712 Name: JMBD 8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEE-LAND
Time: 1999-11-24 14:14:16
Comments: It is official now that the scum are the only SPL team without an official website. The sad individuals that visit our website are just whining for attention! They visit our website as no arab has the commitment or passion to create their own website. For fucksake even St Johnstone have a website! Up the Dee

711 Name: JMBD 8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEE-LAND
Time: 1999-11-24 13:59:15
Comments: Stevie B, Please could you settle a debate between my colleagues. Is your surname "B" for Boring or "B" for Bullshit? Comments Please!

710 Name: Steve B
Website: DUFC OK
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 13:41:50
Comments: Aye, right enough, fair comment. I'll be off - winding you lot up is getting too easy anyway. Have a shit life girls. Bye.

709 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 13:37:09
Comments: Cheers No2! I'll take note of that for our trip to Japan in 2002 (don't tell McGregor we're going!). Imagine Deewok in a Japanese brothel...........

708 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-23 13:31:26
Comments: The following lyrics are for Paddy, Edo and the rest of the JMB Tartan Army. They can take a print out of this for the next time they go to a Scotland game : Doe a deer, a female deer..... Ray, a drop of golden sun....... Me, a name I call myself....... Fa, a long,long way to run........ So, a needle pulling thread..... La, a note to follow So..... Tea, a drink with jam and bread....... And that brings us back to Do,Do,Do,Do..... Doe, a deer..etc.: Did naebody else watch the sound of music ? Julie Andrews has a braw pair o' nappers!! Up the JMB Derry Boys and JMB Tartan Army!

707 Name: Nicky, Nicky Banger
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Land O' Dee
Time: 1999-11-23 13:24:08
Comments: I don't know what Steve B and other Arabs hope to achieve by continually writing into a DFC website apart from boring us all to death. It's quite obvious (as obvious as DFC 5 DUFC 4) that they are biased Arabs. They seem fascinated with DFC & JMB socialising. Don't they have a life of their own. Comments from Steve B such as "That was some crowd up at Dens on Saturday. Wow" just about sums these Arabs up. For fuck sakes Steve B I thought you lived in Aberdeen not Snoresville, Tennessee!! Get a life boys!! Up the Dee and the JMB.

706 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 11:25:39
Comments: The mighty Bread Albion continued their "5 goals a game" spree on Sunday morning with a stunning fightback. Trailing 3-1 with 1/2 hour remaining, their new Bosman signing from Aberdeen scored with his first touch. After the scores were levelled, Mini Edo "leapt like a salmon" (his words) to put the Bread boys in front. Once Scotty "Scoop" Walker finished matters, Edo disgraced the club once again with another sending off for a 'Nicky Banger' type assault. I hope Mrs Edo punished him by giving Mini the extra tatties on Sunday night! Impressive performances by new signings Tam Boswell & 'Wegian Thomson show that JMBDB2 is no longer being missed! There was also loads of breakfast for all the players afterwards due to Hutchy's suspension from the pub. Xmas smoker is on 3/12/99 in the Bread - all JMB boys invited.

705 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 10:56:26
Comments: eh? Once again in English please no 11.

704 Name: JMBDB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 10:09:18
Comments: Christ, he's even getting excited about our trip to Wembley. What a life that guys got! PS: If you don't even know the situation with DFC and the Daily Record, you maybe do live in Aberdeen! The Daily Express - "The TINY band of Utd fans finally had something to shout about.......". Have you had problems with them as well?

703 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 09:58:49
Comments: Maturity? I know lets do a shite in the corridor of a hotel and leave for the cleaner to sort out. Ho ho what a merry jape. Its great being a grown up. Hee hee...... etc.

702 Name: JMBDB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 09:55:03
Comments: Boring, sad bastards. Still suffering from last season. Good to see you're as immature as ever. Yawn Yawn.

701 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 08:30:11
Comments: 'I go to games' - just as well not many other bluenoses do! PS - you are a psychopath: if you cant take it then don't dish it out. THE ARABS ROOL!!

700 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-23 08:13:40
Comments: This is good. From the Daily Record 22/11/99: "Dundee don't normally make for pretty viewing at the best of times but they really hit new depths at the weekend" Att: 4300.

699 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 20:51:32
Comments: No answer Steve B - now get away to your bed coz you've got school tomorrow. You wouldn't be a biased Arab by any chance? If so, do you really think we're worried about your thoughts - no, just bored by your non-stop repetitive nonsense. You have not commented on your PATHETIC support on Saturday or at Perth. Our average home crowd is about 7700 - just wait til we're 3rd eh!

698 Name: I go to the games
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 20:48:58
Comments: SB - you are a sad bastard and you know it. I think I'll trace your ISP and break your legs - no answer for anything do you? Even Arabs I know are embarrassed by your non-stop boring comments on a DFC website. Aberdeen my arse.

697 Name: Monte Carlo 81
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 18:54:06
Comments: Hey Old Schoolgirl. Were you the one who ran on the park when Sinky was sent off for (allegedly) headbutting Heggie? Must be painful for you, now that the proper order of things has been restored. Unlike SB, I reckon Dundee had an excellent support on Saturday. One of their best of the season.

696 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 15:05:15
Comments: Oooooooooo the girls are getting ugly!!!! Your HOME support on Sat. was PATHETIC - YES or NO? Just over 4000 - laughable. One of the worst home crowds in the history of the SPL. (dont forget you already hold the honour of having the 2cnd worst home crowd in the SPL - you must be proud!!). PS - Re. Aberdeen game see below for the truth. Bye now.

695 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-22 13:23:33
Comments: United,s away support is a fucking joke it,s a case of spot the arab on scotsport.Perth 300!Easter Road about 100!Rugby Park?(couldn,t see any)

694 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 13:19:19
Comments: 4000 fans for a game against Motherwell is still more than you brought to Dens you tosser! Your support on Saturday was about 2-300. How much were you to get in? (better go and phone Rugby Park to check their ticket prices you fuckin bairn). You know fine you were on this website when your team was playing Aberdeen so unlucky!

693 Name: BLUES BROTHERS WATTENSCHEID
Website: PREPARE TO PARTY
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Wattenscheid, Germany
Time: 1999-11-22 12:45:08
Comments: A lot of greetings from Wattenscheid, Germany!!! Come to where the Party is, come to BLUES BROTHERS WATTENSCHEID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

692 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 12:06:36
Comments: Your 'support' on sat. was pathetic (what do you reckon twatman - 3rd lowest SPL home crowd of all time?). PS-no 11; evidence please.

691 Name: Shaggy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-11-22 11:51:13
Comments: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Doddsie is leaving the Arabs this week.The scum will fold without him and we will see De Vos for the donkey he is and Talesnikov for the half-knobbed wideboy he is.

690 Name: JMBDB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 11:47:23
Comments: What a sad bastard you are!! I don't think you can make any comment about our support after your support on Saturday, and the fact that you have previously been on this site when Utd are actually playing a match!! How old are you - about 8??

689 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 10:20:27
Comments: That was some crowd up at dens on Saturday. Wow!

688 Name: Tayside Police
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-22 09:44:44
Comments: 6 Utd players were ejected from the Mardi after the Dundee v Aris game last Thursday night for attacking a black man. They all had to give statements and a few were seen to throw bottles at the guy who was on his own. Hannah and Worrell were 2 of the 6 scum involved.

687 Name:
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: McGreegor's Arse
Time: 1999-11-20 22:33:48
Comments: Any chance of a game for the Dees? Can do no worse, excellent at sliding tackles.

686 Name: Travel Inn Tartan Army
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-19 12:03:27
Comments: Top 11 from the trip to Wemberley 1/ Sheffield burds with Sheffield Utd tattoos who play ice hockey
2/ The amount of food Hutchy had for his breakfast
3/ The amount of bevvey Jimmy Mac had consumed by the time he got to Leuchars
4/ McGreegors shite in the middle of the corridor, and the old grannys face who nearly fainted when she saw it!
5/ The "A Team Mini Cab" on Tuesday night
6/ Trafalgar Square where there was only 1 guy with a bottle of red wine for his carry out. (McGreegor actually went into a posh restaurant with his Tartan breeks on to ask them to open it for him)
7/ The bouncy bouncy on the tube to Wembley
8/ Padee, Mini & Glasgae Gordon raping some Dundee slappers at the Mardi foam party last night!
9/ "Do the twist if you hate England, do the twist...." (you had to be there!)
10/ Jimmy Mac and Hutchy making it to breakfast at 6:30am. Did Hutchy really eat that much?
11/ ****** and McGreegors trip to the brothel (enough said)

685 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-19 11:42:29
Comments: Jesus - what a hangover!! Having been up for about an hour I've just remembered that the JMB Tartan Army was at the Mardi foam party last night! Imagine us lot pulling birds after scooping half of 'Kings Cross Eurowines' on the train! What a journey home, until McGreegor was lying in his puke at Cupar which forced a mass evacuation to another table. At least he didn't do another 'Jimmy White' on the floor though. Anyway, I better go and have my full English before I get along to the Fort for some more 20/20....

684 Name: JMBDB3
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: LAND O' DEE
Time: 1999-11-18 17:49:43
Comments: Posh Spice is a slapper, she wears a wonderbra and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Falconer!! JMB ya bass...... We'll be coming, We'll be coming, We'll be coming down the road, when you hear the noise from the Dundee Derry Boys, We'll be coming down the road!! Up the JMB Tartan Army(Derry Branch)!!

683 Name: JMBDB69
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-18 17:43:23
Comments: Message to Engerlund: Yes, I can confirm that Thierry Henry has had his tea!! St. George in my heart! St. George my arse! Up the JMB.

682 Name: Tartan Army Derry
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: LONDON
Time: 1999-11-18 14:34:56
Comments: What a giggle! Presently we are in an internet Cafe at Kings Cross. What a game last night, Trafalgar Square was brilliant and we are pleased to announce that McGregor has not been jailed "yet". Edo has had plenty of phone messages from the sheffield tatooed women (Louise) as she stole his jewellery from the previous night. What a blow for Edo, imaging pulling a burd who had a Sheffield United tatoo round her belly button and she could actually outdrink Jimmy Mac. Mini has spent the entire time actively seeking out KFC's and any other fast food outlets. Gordon Thomson(the weedjie)shagged what can only be described as "a fat minger". The Travel Inn now has Skid Marks outside Room 437 after McGregor relieved himself in the corridor at 3 in the morning. An amazing City break and I'm off tae get even mair blooterd! Stone in love JMB Tartan Army(Deewok branch)

681 Name: JMBDB33
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: LAND O' DEE
Time: 1999-11-18 13:30:16
Comments: In JMBDB2's absence allow me to give you JMB Tartan Army update number 3. Soho was a braw night oot. JMB Inch spent 25 of his finest perthshire pounds treating a cockney lady of the night to some JMB bump & grind. I'm told that the best part was hearing a commotion next door from JMB *** of Dee saying: "Ye bastard, I cannae get a fuckin hard on!!" However JMB *** of Dee was at pains to point out that this had nothing to do with alcohol or stage fright when he informed fellow JMB members on Wednesday afternoon at Trafalgar square, saying: "The only reason I couldn't arouse an erection was merely because I thought it was morally wrong to spend money and an evening with a lady of the night" That. Will. Be. Fucking. Right. Edo's lowlight of the weekend so far was when he pulled a Sheffield burd (who admittedly was "nae stunner") and brought her back to his hotel. (note not caravan). Upon reaching the hotel lobby outside his room the burd was heard to comment: "What's that fucking smell". It transpires that JMB Inch, of £25 and sweet transvestite fame, had left what can only be best described by JMB1 as "A big huge dirty fucking shite". So you could say that Number 666 left a Number 2 outside Number 1's door. That JMB Inch is a clorty cunt! A funny clorty cunt, though! By the way JMB 5(Seb) stayed in again to finish off his Catherine Cookson. She's a jolly good read, I'm told! Watch this space for Wemberley update number 4. Up the Dees and the Stone!!

680 Name: bob curran
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Coupar Angus
Time: 1999-11-18 12:39:51
Comments: The dees would be league champs if games were over 75-80 minutes New players coming on a treat except van eijs who is mince. Jocky must have been on the piss before he signed him . Never mind at least we will stay up thank goodness for Aberdeen!!!

679 Name: Rent boy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Tangerine dreamland
Time: 1999-11-17 11:46:50
Comments: Hi its me again boys. I am looking forward to my business trip down to the big smoke. By the way I am the only Scot who wants to get fucked by the English. Is'nt Dale Winton a nice bloke? Any way I will love you and leave you after all I do have a plane now to catch. United 4ever Love is in the Air, Beautiful Sunday etc

678 Name: JMBDB 8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: BEVERLEY HILLS
Time: 1999-11-17 11:35:42
Comments: Arab on tour is going down to Soho to sell his arse. Typical arab! What a fucking poofter!

677 Name: Keith
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Glasgow
Time: 1999-11-17 11:18:04
Comments: We are starting a new club in Glasgow for dees fans. If anyone would like to join or knows anyone in glasgow who may be interested the number and name of the chairman is in each match programme. We are hoping to run a minibus to the next derby from Glasgow city centre so if your interested get in touuch. C'mon the dee

676 Name: Arab on Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-17 09:47:09
Comments: Hi, still here and you are all still scum. No. 2 - what a fucking moron.

675 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-16 17:27:58
Comments: That's really interesting Arabs. I'm hanging on your every word. Not. It's a pity that you don't have any mates to share your opinions with!! Anyway, just had another phone call from the JMB Tartan Army. Time 3.15pm. Location: Somewhaur near Peterborough. Apparently JMB1 has been the victim of a verbal dressing down from the polis. Seemingly the officer of the filth threatened to kick Edo's ass off the train for derogatory comments made to to English rugby league fans. Happily the filth presence only lasted as far as York and the JMB vengatrain is now again in full swing. The carry oot is officially tanned and Mini is officially fucked! I'm told that tonight's destination is Soho. That is, except for Seb who is going to settle down in his room tonight with a good Catherine Cookson!! Jimmy(Barney) Mac has predictably scoffed the majority of the bevvy and was last heard singing Nicky, Nicky Banger to the tune of chitty chitty bang bang! Aaah, drink is truly a wonderful thing!! Stone in love, JMBDB2.

674 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-16 15:25:35
Comments: I too am going to wembley but am travelling in style i.e plane. No2 you must be really proud of your fellow tinks, I only hope they drown in the fountains of trafalgar square.

673 Name: Arab On Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-16 14:38:10
Comments: Imagine being on a train with those drunken scum..... and imagine that scummer no. 2 looking after a kid..... fucking nightmare.

672 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-16 13:39:24
Comments: I've just had an update from JMBDB1 and the JMB Tartan Army (Dirty Dozen) on the London bound train which left Dundee station at 11 am this morning. Already, McGregor has been asked to leave the Station bar at 9.30am. The doss cunt was spotted tanning his carry oot in the pub when asked to make a sharp exit. It hasn't been the Inchture boy's weekend after spending a weekender in Bell St. and consequently having to share a cell with a sweet transvestite. No 1 informs me that chaos has quickly ensued because by 11.10 am, only 10 minutes after the train left the station, at least a dozen people had asked to be relocated to a different carriage. No 1 couldn't confirm if this was for the general rowdiness or the revulsion people have been having to Deewok's new (Robbie William's type) haircut!! Listening to the mobile it seems obvious that the doss cunts are completely three sheets and have got a tremendous buzz on. I'm already cursing the fact that impending fatherhood has robbed me of my chance to be singing Stone in Love at Trafalgar square. Watch this space for further updates. Stone in love, JMBDB2.

671 Name: London Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Tooting
Time: 1999-11-16 12:12:05
Comments: No 11 you speak shite! Ta Ta

670 Name: S harding
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-16 11:00:30
Comments: Who said anything about associations with arabs my favourite jock team is the gers? You mouthy pricks reckon your coming down south to cause grief but it ain't gonna happen cos you won't show your face in the globe nor will you be seen in trafalgar square after you ran away after euro 96. I hope your not getting the overland from marlyebourne now are you?

669 Name: South London Chelsea
Website: Bluffer
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: From Dundee, now Croyden
Time: 1999-11-16 10:19:51
Comments: Whose the clown, pretending that the Chelsea have any association whatsoever with arab scum. Chelsea#1 obviously doesn't exist cause he's speaking rot and London arab is really from Monifieth and heard of a place called London. Stop speaking pish, both of you.

668 Name: Chelsea #1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-16 09:47:57
Comments: My little arab friend has told me about you jocks coming to london so please ensure you visit the Globe pub outside baker street station enroute to wembley where we assure you a warm London welcome. If you have the bottle.

667 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-16 08:48:56
Comments: There there twatman.... don't go in the huff now. Strange how messages with constant references to 'arabs' etc is seen to have nothing to do with DUFC. No. 8 and the rest of the bluenoses - dumb or what?

666 Name: JMBDB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Not England
Time: 1999-11-15 17:52:56
Comments: In response to London Arab.....there was 1 Dundee player in the squad and 2 ex-Dundee players on the park. Our players tend to come from Serie A and the Greek squad etc who are more talented than ex Arabs who have been rejected from the likes of Aberdeen, Derby and first division Blackburn. Anyway, do you admit that you and Steve B are very sad characters, replying to any message on this site which has fuck all to do with you or your shite team?

665 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-15 17:37:49
Comments: That's right Steve. DFC 5 DUFC 4. Dundee F.C. truly the best team in the city!! Nuff said.

664 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-15 17:37:32
Comments: What the fuck is a 'clumping'. Is this cockney rhyme and slang for a dumpling!! London Arab! Making tit-like statements. You aren't the daft cunt who went under the guise of Eammon Bannon are you? After that last statement it would make sense! London Arab my arse!

663 Name: JMBDB 8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-15 17:16:11
Comments: I worry about what Neil"Inchture"McGregor is capable of in London. After his performance on Saturday night he earned a night at the Ritz. Sorry no I hear it was Bell Street!

662 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-15 16:52:02
Comments: London wanker - typical Arab fuckwit. Headhunters my arse. You're easier to wind up than my fuckin watch. London Arab - pop along to Trafalgar with your Utd top on and I'll knock yer heid off.

661 Name: London Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-15 15:43:25
Comments: No2 at least their was an ex-arab and an arab on the park on saturday how many dees played? (Over to you statman) A couple of 'headhunters' here have promised that any one spotted wearing a dundee top gets a good clumping so here's to a dodds hat trick and a victory for the headhunters!

660 Name: Steve b
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-15 14:01:38
Comments: And thus the question was avoided. Twatman - you sound like a kid in a playground who lost the argument ages ago and has resorted to basically going "Na Na Na Na Na Na....". Bluenoses - not clever.

659 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-15 13:51:29
Comments: Hats off to Slimboy Sim for arranging tickets for Saturday at the Camperdown Lodge. Despite the result a great day out was had by all. Predictably an ex-Arab and an Arab missed Scotland's two best chances. Will Broon ever learn! In hindsight, it perhaps wasn't a good idea for yours truly and Slimboy to sit next to Jimmy Mac when scooping back the pints. I was bladdered by half past six and Simmy was 'sleeping' in the second half. Pathetically he blamed it on working too much overtime at the Christmas lights and it was hilarious when asked why he fell asleep he said: "it's better than watching that shite on the t.v". Trying to make out he chose to sleep on purpose when a' cunt knew the dosser was three sheets, simply added to the sniggering. However it was a braw day oot all the same! All the best to the JMB tartan army when they set off for Wemberley tomorrow morning. A'body should get Neil 'Inchture' McGregor pished and let the cunt loose on the English. Chelsea headhunters! Headhunters my arse! Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

658 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-15 13:33:23
Comments: I'm dee-lighted that you Arabs place such stock in my opinion. However you know and I know that the definition of the BEST TEAM is how many major honours your team has won. It is the statistic that matters and I don't tire of telling you that the Major Honour score is DFC 5 DUFC 4. Up the Dee, officially the most successful team in the city. Just like Rangers in Glasgow and Hearts in Edinburgh, it's the Dees who are the most successful team in their town. Up the Dee, we truly are the best.

657 Name: DA
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-12 21:24:11
Comments: Greetings from Darmstadt/Germany

656 Name: JMBDB 8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-12 14:50:43
Comments: Hey Stevie Bullshit? Which club in Dundee had a foreign tennis player on trial?

655 Name: arab twat
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-12 14:37:49
Comments: Hi its me again.

654 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-12 14:27:37
Comments: Hey Statman - Q. Which team DUFC or dfc has had more players capped for Scotland? All international teams?

653 Name: Doddsie is an ARAB
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-12 13:28:45
Comments: And the amount of caps our Doddsie won when playing in that scummy blue colour was..... Statman, can you help here?

652 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-12 13:17:54
Comments: I've told you before Thierry. You can't join the Dees 'till you've had your tea! I hear Simmy's mum & dad are keeping everything crossed as their offspring goes out to the Ferry to view a flat. 28 year auld and he's still living wi' his mither. Come on the Big Sim, get yir chequebook oot. By the way, looking forward to Billy Dodds wearing the Scotland shirt again. He always did play better when he wore the dark blue!!

651 Name: lets all laugh at the wound up dees ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Website: hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Time: 1999-11-12 09:49:04
Comments: AND NOW FOR THE LATEST EXAMPLE OF THE BLUENOSES TENDENCY TO LIVE IN THE PAST - "By the way, here is a question on crowds, which team in the city has HAD the biggest home crowd in its long and proud time (THE LAST 25 YEARS eg?) and also which city team HAS played in front of the biggest Scottish crowd?" SNORE...............

650 Name: willie clark
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-11-12 00:32:42
Comments: 3-2 against Salonika....away the Dee.I,ve got an arab here.. dirty bastard...thinks united are the ONLY team in Dundee..says he's being diplomatic,arab cunt... wishes to remain nameless but lives in the west end some-where,still medical science is developing a cure.... Hope you keep the site going and keep the DFC flag flying on the WWW.A'th best from an another Dee.

649 Name: Not a Mongel
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 22:33:34
Comments: There has been some arab mongels on this page but this most recent cunt takes the biscuit for being an absolute spastic with his comments about crowds and his hugely witty retort of Z's.Fuck sake arsehole, how long did it take you to think that up. By the way, here is a question on crowds, which team in the city has had the biggest home crowd in its long and proud time and also which city team has played in front of the biggest Scottish crowd?

648 Name: JMBDB 11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 16:24:59
Comments: I bet "217" wishes he'd never started that load of nonsense!! I think we've won on points (easily). he must have been totally pissed off if he did phone StJ!! Anyway Arabs, do us a favour and fuck off you boring bastards.

647 Name: JMBDB8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: ANTI-ARAB LAND
Time: 1999-11-11 16:20:38
Comments: What an intelligent reply! Looks like I have touched a sore point and the sad little arab can't deal with it. Mind you Arabs cant handle it when facts are thrown at them, instead they try and baffle everybody else with their bullshit. But the only (people) sorry species they baffle are themselves! Over and Out! DEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

646 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-11 16:19:56
Comments: That last message just sums the Arabs up!

645 Name: zzzzzzzzzz
Website: zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz
Time: 1999-11-11 15:15:46
Comments: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzzzz z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz

644 Name: 256 and no. 8 can't take it!!
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 15:06:20
Comments: Mmmm that's interesting no. 8. What an interesting fellow you must be...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

643 Name: JMBDB8
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: paradise
Time: 1999-11-11 14:56:06
Comments: A message to Arab on wine, glue, gas and drugs. Are you suggesting that after Saints fine run of no wins in 7 games that their home support would swell to(a nice round figure)of 4700. Yet in your world of flying pigs, pink clouds and Mathie appearing in a scum top I suppose anything is possible! Fact1 suppose United did take a vast army of 650 fans, that would leave a home support of 3636 which is pretty close to the 3490 that attended the Dundee game. Fact 2 St Johnstone did not sell out their allocation of tickets for the recent sky game against Celtic. The West Stand only takes 3655. I think Arab on Wine should book in to the Betty Ford clinic! Up the Dee

642 Name: 217, sorry 256
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 14:53:24
Comments: Oooo statman quite the little clever clogs are we not - what a pathetic prat. Just been in touch with SJFC - good news there were actually 256 bluenoses fouling up Perth last Saturday. End of story. DUFC the best, biggest and best supported team on Tayside by a fucking mile. Sorted.

641 Name: arab twat
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 14:13:25
Comments: UNITED ARE GUFF

640 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-11 13:45:49
Comments: Simmy is feeling the pressure of organising the Tartan 'stay at home' Army day out at his uncle's (the Chief wizard, no less) lodge. For £3 you can, enjoy cheap bevvy, watch extracts from Braveheart, hit yir mate over the heid with a tray, address the haggis, get rockin to the tune of the pipers and listen continually to simmy saying : " mate, are ye enjoyin yirsel mate, is this a great day oot mate, that's my uncle likes ken, the chief wizard!!" When all is said and done the Slimboy Sim done well! However i've got bad vibes about the JMB Tartan trip (part 1) to Hampden! The following is an extract from Saturday's possible conversation: Paddy & Edo: "Scotty, where the fuck is Louis! Ye said ye had everthing arranged ye wee cunt!.... Scotty: Honest boys, Louis says that he was due back fae Tenerife last night! I didnae ken he was planning on staying an extra couple o' days! Am I still yir mate!! ... Only joking boys I'm sure everthing will be just fine!!

639 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 13:31:46
Comments: To clear up the issue re away support at Perth, one simply has to phone up McDiarmid and speak to some burd called Sandra. she will tell you that the away support on Saturday was 1,427. I won't embarrass the Arabs by telling them the number of away fans at their SPL game there but let's just say that it was more than 300 but less than 500. Arf Arf. So if you want the truth little Arab then phone up McDiarmid, but don't just make up a figure. THAT'S pathetic and embarrasing. Up the Dees, officially the most succesful team in Tayside because if you add up the major honours of all the teams in Tayside (i.e. Dundee Utd, St Johnstone, Forfar, Brechin, Arbroath and Montrose) they amount to 4 major honours. Therefore Dundee F.C. have won more major honours than all the other teams in Tayside added together! Fact. Up the Dee, we truly are the best!!

638 Name: JMBDB10
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-11 13:06:12
Comments: I have nothing personal against Monster Munch Padee, it's just Edo's idea to get the 60 pack jumbo value crisps seemed much more appealing especially now Hutchy is coming with us and he will no doubt get stuck into everyone's share of the crisps. This way would have guaranteed at least a couple of packets being left over for everyone else.

637 Name: 217
Website: 217
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 217
Time: 1999-11-11 11:31:51
Comments: Dundee Old Fool - the figure was actually 217. 1,427 - yeah, right. In your fucking dreams! Fanatasy land or what!?

636 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-11 11:19:32
Comments: To the arab twat who misread the figure was 1,427.This missing 27 is nearly 10% of united,s away support very important don,t you think.Never mind another few hundred and hibs might even give you the proper away end next time! DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

635 Name: 217
Website: 217
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 217
Time: 1999-11-11 09:46:33
Comments: 1,400 - yeah, right. In your fucking dreams!

634 Name: Blue Bob
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Used to be Tannadice
Time: 1999-11-10 23:30:36
Comments: Everyone said that Bobby was turning blue. I have now. See you all on the JM Tartan Army Venga Bus on Saturday.

633 Name: Billio
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-11-10 22:47:25
Comments: Good to see an ex Premiership star signing for the club. In addition to an ex AC Milan player, 2 Greek stars and an Argentinian trialist, things are looking 10 times better than they did at Easter Road a few weeks back! Just think, you could support a team who only signs utility players from Aidrie etc. Away the Dee!!!!!!

632 Name: Billio
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-11-10 22:48:18
Comments: Good to see an ex Premiership star signing for the club. In addition to an ex AC Milan player, 2 Greek stars and an Argentinian trialist, things are looking 10 times better than they did at Easter Road a few weeks back! Just think, you could support a team who only signs utility players from Aidrie etc. Away the Dee!!!!!!

631 Name: andy raitt
Website: dundee
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-11-10 14:24:15
Comments: nice site keep it up i will look forward to coming back

630 Name: jmb8
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-11-10 14:10:57
Comments: To end this carry on with attendances against the farmers from Perth. I have spoken to a farmer who says that Dundee brought through 1,427 to McDairmid. Yes Stevie Bullshit thats a visiting support with 4 digits! Have you ever seen that? I also saw Big Ears goal on Reporting Scotland 2 weeks ago but there was no arabs behind the goal. Were they on the same hill that the derry boys watched from last season after a lockout. If you have any queries with regard to the official away attendance, please drop the Saints web-site a line. Do Arabs not get enough pocket money to take them to away games these days?

629 Name: 217
Website: 217
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 217
Time: 1999-11-10 13:35:24
Comments: arf arf

628 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-11-10 13:00:32
Comments: Is this the number of days that bloke paterson will be out for?

627 Name: 217
Website: 217
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 217
Time: 1999-11-10 10:51:37
Comments: 217. Pathetic

626 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-09 21:08:11
Comments: The boys have just arrived back from Tescos after buying their bevvy for the train to Wemberley. We were getting a bit worried that Jimmy Mac wouldn't leave the shop after slavering at all the alcohol! We finally managed it though. 144 bottles of beer, a few litres of voddy, a Millenium fog horn, balloons, streamers, 20 breezers, loadsacrisps.......mmmmmmm! Only Deewok could start arguing about not liking Monster Munch when we're trying to get through the "less than 5 items" check-out with about 100 items in the trolley. The "Hey Jimmy" hats are ready, the bevvies are chilling, the pro's in Soho are getting ready, let's fuckin party! If Scotland win, we'll be expecting a welcome home committee on the platform singing Stone In Love on Thursday night!!

625 Name: Me
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-09 17:22:54
Comments: The only thing pathetic here is you feel the need to make up numbers rather than deal with the fact that Dundee brought more supporters to Perth .

624 Name: Arab on Wine
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-11-09 14:12:31
Comments: There were more saints fans - saturday kick off, good weather etc - hardly surprising. You had 217. Pathetic.

623 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-09 13:43:36
Comments: 217! 217 my arse! There was more Derry boys in the 208 Hotel at five to three than there was Arabs at last week's game at Perth. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that 4,917 is a higher attendance than 4,236. Try again Arab on Wine! Always a pleasure to beat the "penny daintees" and give son of alchy whose father sleeps in a graveyard 90 minutes of abuse. By the way, has Thierry Henry had his tea!! Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

622 Name: arab on wine
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-09 11:55:01
Comments: I also have "friends" at all the other premier teams.Sorry got to go medication time.

621 Name: Arab on Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-09 08:23:21
Comments: DUFC support at perth - 650; scum support at perth - 217. Now, who was making an arse of himself? Sorted.

620 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 22:34:02
Comments: "Foys R Us" will be taking all the Wembley/Hampden boys up to the Cash & Carry tomorrow night to get stocked up with loadsabevvy! Jimmy Mac will probably need three trips! Mini will probably ruin the Tartan Army's image by taking bags of sweets and Baby Buds on the train!! Is it true that Rainbow Fleming is going to his kip at 7pm on Friday coz he's so excited - whats the point, he'll be sleeping by 8pm anyway!

619 Name: JMBDB 1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 22:25:29
Comments: I can't believe that "Tennant's Super" were pipped into 4th place from "The 3 Daves" on Friday night! However, it was good to see 2 of the 3 Daves make the most of their lucky victory by DANCING a LAP of honour in their own little FANTASY land.

618 Name: The Dee Across the Sea
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: NY
Time: 1999-11-08 20:12:13
Comments: A little look into www.soccernet.com shows ,,, St. Johnstone v DUFC Att:4236 and St. Johnstone v Dundee att:4917 .

617 Name: Conan the Coagie Baiter
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Tannadice
Time: 1999-11-08 19:50:06
Comments: Apart from Old Schoolgirl, have any of you Coagies witnessed a dark blue shirted captain lift a major honour? Is it really 25 years since RWD Molenbeek humped your sorry arses out of Europe? Since relegation from the original Premier League, the 3 largest Crowds at Dens have featured which Scottish Club? Clue:Not Dundee. Is it true that Dens was used as a Car Park for the UEFA cup final in 1987?

616 Name: I live far away & still hate arabs
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 18:29:47
Comments: I live 500 miles from the holy place and I still hate fuckin arabs as much as when I lived two miles away. Stick your heads up your tangerine arseholes and if you look far enough, you'll see the dod of shit you were given for brains. You'll also the see the gene that makes you like baldy bastards like The Great Tit himself. Arab shite.

615 Name: Arab on Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 17:51:34
Comments: I am a mongol and don't know a thing about football. I am also known as Stevie B.

614 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: San Siro
Time: 1999-11-08 17:43:51
Comments: There's an Arab with a very short memory! He obviously forgot Utd played St Johnstone 2 weeks ago and the crowd was about 800 less than we had!! Doh - you've made an ass of yersel again Arab. PS: Imagine pretending you've got a mate you supports St Johnstone!

613 Name: Arab on Line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 15:15:09
Comments: My mate is a saint's fan. The bluenose support was so fucking tiny and the game so fucking dull he counted the away fans - 217. Like I said - fucking pathetic!

612 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 12:06:21
Comments: Well 'prof', what it means is DUFC have a bigger support than dfc - simple.

611 Name: DERRY RUMBA
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 10:51:35
Comments: "Arab on wine" where do you get your stupid fucking info you are another sad bloke!PS ONE DAVID LILLEY!

610 Name: Arab on line
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-08 10:37:17
Comments: 4,900.... my my what a big crowd. dfc had 200 fans at Perth. Pathetic. DUFC OK.

609 Name: Hate that Colour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Up the Blackie
Time: 1999-11-08 10:25:12
Comments: A Dee, a sheepshagger and a arab were on their way to a game when the Dee noticed a foot protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road. They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Sheepshagger took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Dee took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Arab took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the sheepshaggers cap, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Dees cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the Arabs cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it onelast time. The Arab was getting upset and finally asked, " what are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" " Well," said the officer," I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under an Arabs hat, I find an arsehole!."

608 Name: The White Pele(JMBDB10)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-07 20:26:56
Comments: Wembley, Wembley, we were only half cut wwhen we dug up Wembley! The countdown has begun. Only 9 days untill the soon to be infamous JMB trip south. Oh I can't wait, Will Paddy steal everyone's food? Will Mini get proofed in every pub? Will London have enough beer to cope with Jim Mac's excessive demands? Will Gordon Thompson be mistaken for a weedjie? Who will be naked first- Seb or Neil McGregor? Will Sully's wife phone Edo at 2 in the morning. Will Hutchy batter everyone in sight? Will Marshall bring vast quantities of narcotics? Oh happy days!!

607 Name: mike c
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-11-07 18:48:00
Comments: mains old man is an alcy he drinks wine all day he's been on the bevvy since he heard his son was gay OOhhhhhhh mains old man is an alcy he drinks like a fish he wakes up every morning lying in his pish HOW GOOD WAS THAT ON SATAURDAY!!!

606 Name: Johnny Mathis Tartan Army
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: SCHOTLAND
Time: 1999-11-07 10:05:01
Comments: For all the boys going to Hampden this week - the bus will be leaving at 9am - leaving point to be decided. The bus will leave Glasgae at 7pm. Ego, remember to bring the giant flag. A trip to the Cash & Carry will be arranged for midweek to get stocked up for both matches. Better get there before Jimmy Mac buys his carry out for Wemberley otherwise it'll just be Skol thats left. All tickets have arrived. Oh Flower of Scotland......................

605 Name: Lee
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Cell 3, Bell Street
Time: 1999-11-07 09:58:51
Comments: Is that all I'm getting - a slice of bread and a glass of water? Please let me out!

604 Name: Alan Main
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-07 09:56:11
Comments: What have I done to deserve this? Please don't give me such grief again - I couldn't cope with it. I kept kicking the ball out of the park & acting like a loony. Please buy a Big Issue from my old man if you see him in town.

603 Name: The Prof.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-07 00:22:18
Comments: What exactly is the point that this my ex-pupil Stevie B is trying to make about the average crowds bullshit. Do average crowds breed success? I think not. Does average crowds make you the most succesful team in the city? NO. Does it win you 5 honours? NO. Fuck sake, teams like Burnley in the English 2nd Divsion have crowds of 10,000 week in and week out. What is your point caller? Then again, Burnley also have a proud tradition like Dundee and unlike Dundee Hibs. Stick to your fantasy about going to University,either that or keep making a fucking prat of yourself on this website.

602 Name: Paddy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 17:59:45
Comments: Nice one JMBDB2 - if you're still awake by the time the quiz gets underway you might have a chance of winning. I reckon myself and the Statto brothers (The Edos) will cruise it. The Sim is guaranteed to get any golf question correct after watching his antics during the Ryder Cup. Anyway, all I'm bothered about is the buffet - will it be chicken or prawns in the vol-au-vonts, and will there be any chicken nuggets. I heard big Edo was donating a bottle of whiskey - that'll be his drinks cabinet completely empty now!!

601 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 14:43:17
Comments: What about my arguments re. the past 23 YEARS of higher dufc attendances. You seem to be smarter than the ave. bluenose (not hard i know) so i can only assume you know you are struggling to deal with the facts. You know the truth and it hurts. Anyway, game set and match to the Arabs. Keep grovelling around on very distant glories. Bye.

600 Name: Eammon Bannon
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 14:37:27
Comments: I'm afraid this argument re:crowds, most succesful team etc is rather lame. History is all good and well but did it save the dees from spending large chunks of the 70's 80's and 90's in division 1? I think not. To listen to some of the tubes on this page you'd think you were comparing United to Rangers. If dundee were such a successful team during the pre 70's period then why did you only manage to win 5 trophies in a period when the old firm were far less dominant and scottish football was indeed fairly competitive compared to todays game? Christ, even east fife managed to win trophies then. p.s what times the quiz I haven't been to the bread since 1992 I hope all the questions aren't based on the history of dundee fc I'm no very good at that.

599 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-05 14:14:47
Comments: Please note that the Sports quiz starts at around 8pm tonight. Radio Scotland star, local personality and JMB member Robin Grimmond will be M.C. for the evening. There will be 4 rounds of questions with breaks for bevvying inbetween. The race is on to get down to the Bread early as nae cunt wants to be in Scot 'can ye repeat the question' Walker or Craig 'Stephanie and I' Watson's teams. The clever money is on the "auld heid's team" (i.e. Sully,Simmy and Findlay) who have been shortlisted as 2-1 favourites. The "puppies team" ( no not Dundee shop burd, but Paddy, Mini,Seb and Edo) are rank outsiders at 50-1. A good night is anticipated in what should degenerate in to a JMB Derry Boy sing-song night by oh, half past eleven. Up the Bread, Up the Stone and Up the Dee, JMBDB2. P.S. I would invite all the Arabs who seem to be fascinated with DFC but unfortunately you have to be 18 to get in a pub!!

598 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 13:59:55
Comments: The bottom line I'm afraid is that over 90 years the stats are, avg. attendance DFC 67 DUFC 23 and major honours honours DFC 5 DUFC 4. Your argument re winning the last 4 major honours doesn't hold much water. Did you come out of Ibrox (if you went to the game!) after you got humped 4-1 from the Huns saying: "Ah but De Vos scored the last goal?". No, I didn't think so. If the door were to close on both clubs tomorrow then DFC would go down in history as having been the most successful and the best supported. N.B. DFC 67 DUFC 23, DFC 5 DUFC 4. Thankyou and Up the Dee.

597 Name: Harry Ho Ho
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 13:39:23
Comments: Yet again the dees 'fans' have to resort to comparing crowds. Hello lads wakey wakey we're 3rd and you lot are in the dog fight, whatever happened to the dees going for a euro spot this year? All this bollox about dundees crowds many moons ago is a load of pish, even east fife used to get 5 figure attendances. Let me ask you one question, if dundee have such a magnificent 'away' support then what happens when you play at home or do all the dundee fans live in edinburgh? I think you'll find that you score points for winning games not talking shite about crowd size in the 60's. As for the tube who banged on about Uniteds average attendance during the 82-83 season, won the league recently have we? won anything recently have we? Nope didn't think so.

596 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-05 13:27:29
Comments: Did you go "on tour" to perth with the other 300 or were you out guising that night!Now of you pop sad arab do you not have any united web pages to visit about your OWN TEAM!

595 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 13:12:37
Comments: Where you one of the 2700 at the dumbarton game at DENS?? Admit bluenoses - you are fucked. You have been found out and bombed out and you are going round in circles trying to deny the truth. Laughing at you FUCK THE DEE!! ha ha ha ha

594 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-11-05 13:07:24
Comments: To the sad boring arabs who frequent this site I will be one of many going to perth tomorrow were you one of the 300 last week doubt it!This is not 23 or 90 years ago this is now.Why, when united are having their best season for years(long way to go though)your away following is a joke!

593 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 12:05:34
Comments: Nice try.... but ultimately more pathetic clutching at straws and made up nonsense. You start by saying 'despite being above us for 23 years' - that says it all. All you seem to be saying is that dundee fans don't trun up much except for the 'good' games - wow, you must be proud! (our support at finals etc is always much bigger than yours anyway - so even on the basis of your silly argument you are living in dreamland). Go away and try again.

592 Name: Capital Dark Blue
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Edinburgh
Time: 1999-11-05 11:43:48
Comments: I congratulate Statman for the accuracy of his figures and would also add that despite being above us for almost 23 years their crowd figures are only marginally ahead of ours…poor don’t you think. Compare this to the previous 67 years of dominance and massive disparity in crowd figures, when United were to Dundee what East Stirling are to Falkirk.
However before the scarf throwers start crying ancient history, lets look at what happens now, when the full Dundee support is mobilised. Let’s look at the semi finals against Hearts at Easter Road and Airdrie at McDairmid, on both occasions Dundee’s allocation was snapped up in full within days of going on sale. Lets then look at the pathetic excuse for a support United has taken to similar semi finals recently. Let’s also look at the semi final at Tynecastle in 1987 when Dee’s outnumbered Arabs by almost two to one and were quite rightly placed in the home end to accommodate this. Lets remember our recent cup tie at Rangers in 1998, when as a First Division club we took the largest away support of the season, except Celtic, to Ibrox for a wet Wednesday night game which was live on Sky. Compare that to the feeble numbers that United took to the same ground for a non live Saturday afternoon game against Celtic. I could go on and list other examples (DFC contributions welcome) however that is for another time.
We know as Dundee fans, that when it counts the Dees can mobilise large supports to be proud of. United fans must cringe when they arrive at big games knowing their lack of any real supporters base will yet again be cruelly exposed to the watching nation.
It may be frustrating for us regulars that some of our fans can pick and choose their games, however, when results are poor, that is the reality of modern football/life.
What we do know as fact , is that if we were to have a sustained period of dominance on the pitch the true gap in numbers would again appear. You only had to be at Tannadice last season, as the scarves rained down, to know that the loyalty of United fans is mainly built on the shaky foundations of their brief years of glory. Compare this to the 6,500 Dark Blues who in 1998 went to a First Division game in Kirkcaldy, despite 25 years of let down and disappointment.
That is loyalty beyond the comprehension of most.
A final thought, could any Dundee fans confirm if it is true that when United won the league they had the lowest average crowd of champions since the Second World War/this century?

591 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 10:22:43
Comments: Well said S.B. Statman figs prove only one thing, the bluenoses have been shite for fucking years.

590 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-05 09:59:45
Comments: Nice one statman. However one big point - united have won the last 4 majour hounours and have had the higher attendance for the last 23 seasons (i will accept your figures). So at what point in time do you admit that DUFC have become the bigger club with the bigger support? Its like saying that because in the past Great Britain had the biggest empire the world has ever known it is STILL a big imperial nation now - bollocks, I am sure you will agree? Or it is like saying that Preston, Blackpool etc. are still big English clubs because they were succesful years ago - more bollocks I am sure you will agree again. dfc were the biggest, most succesful and best supported team in dundee for years - they are not now and have not been for a generation. Your figures only prove this and make a complete mockery of your 'argument'. Things change - except the attitudes of sad stuck-in-the-past bluenoses like you I suspect. Cheers.

589 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-04 19:11:18
Comments: Okay let me set the record straight. DFC were formed in 1893 and 16 years later, along came DUFC. Therfore DFC and DUFC have been rivals now for 90 years. Since 1909 DUFC have had a higher average attendance for 23 of those 90 years. Therefore DFC have had a higher average attendance for 67 of those 90 years. So if you know your history, you'll know that Dundee have been the most successful and best supported team in the City of Dundee over the last 90 years. N.B. Remember these statistics Stevie Boy. Average attendances: DFC 67, DUFC 23. Major Honours: DFC 5, DUFC 4. Thankyou, goodnight and Up the Dee.

588 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-04 10:30:19
Comments: NB - still no comments about the ave. home attendance (i.e. dfc lower than DUFC) - what a surprise.... not. Hello 'statman' are you there??

587 Name: Davie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Tannadice
Time: 1999-11-03 19:37:45
Comments: Picture the scene; Its 1967 and your an alcoholic cat with a Tommy Coyne Like waist problem. You have not washed for a year and smell of urine. You are attending an interview for "Benny the Ball" in Hannah Barberas new show "Top Cat". Predictably, you don't get the job and even though it doesn't seem possible, your life goes even further downhill over the next 30 years. Then light at the end of the Tunnel. Jimmy Marr wants Dundee's own entertaining mastcot, the DEEWOK. You and Angus the Bull from Aberdeen are the only applicants (he wants a pay rise) and even though you hate kids, have no mobility, you still have washed since the 60's and the costume is glued to the pitch you become the pre-match entertainment. DFC would upgrade the mascot but there is the real danger that the pre match jovality would be more exiting then the following 90 mins

586 Name: Big Vern
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-11-03 17:54:42
Comments: What's wrong with these Arabs? Have they got any life at all? Perhaps you should go on some chat rooms to try and find a bird rather than read DFC websites all day ya bunch of tossers!!

585 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-03 17:47:03
Comments: Harry Homo - you really are thick eh! Dundee had a meaningless game at Perth because we had secured 5th place in the SPL (despite pathetic predicitions from Arabs that we were going right back down). Despite this, there were over 3000 of us at the match (and 200 on the hill). Now, Utd played there the other night and took about 300. I was one of the 3000, and most likely yourself and Steve B were not one of the 300 - so why argue? Dundee til I die.

584 Name: Harry ho ho
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-03 16:54:28
Comments: "nothing to play for" that sums up every dundee season doesn't it.

583 Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-03 09:40:45
Comments: Dundee Old Twat - you really are one stupid, stupid individual.

582 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-03 09:26:18
Comments: dundee have indeed won 5 major honours and United 4.No argument there (given that dfc won them so long ago it is embarrasing to see bluenoses going on about it but that it is up to you lot). Now what about the fact that DUFC have had a bigger ave. home attendance for at least the past 25 seasons? comments please (although I know you cowardly bluenoses will give this a swerve and come up some bollocks).

581 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-03 09:21:06
Comments: To all the sad arabs who love this excellent web site.We had more locked out at Mcdiarmid than you had there last week.And we had nothing to play for!

580 Name: Billio
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 22:40:27
Comments: How thick are Arabs?? "Please comment on the 48 who went to Ibrox last season". I think someone needs a reality pill. Is the dopey fuck referring to the anti-merger protest after the match where 70 of the JMBDB boys stayed behind?? If so, he's made a right arse of himself. As for Steve B - I don't listen to Arabs - especially ones who dont even go to the match. This is a DFC site boys!

579 Name: The Prof.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 19:44:18
Comments: Stevie.B PLEASE COMMENT - DO NOT IGNORE, Who is the most successful team between Dundee and Dundee Utd. based on major honours. My calculations are, erm, 5(five)-4(four).

578 Name: Phillippa Smith
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-11-02 19:22:10
Comments: could anyone tell is if the Johnny Mathis song on the opening page has changed or is it my computer PS .two things to say to all you other sad arabs who come on this site cause yous have nae got one is ,wait till end of season where will yous be ,yeah thats right bottom ,oh and Billy Dodds what happened what was it oh yeah he missed a penalty.

577 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 15:52:12
Comments: Strange eh? Whenever bluenoses get all arsey about the united support (fuck knows what they base it on?) all you have to do is ask them the last time they had a bigger support over a season - silence. Always fucking shuts them up every fucking time.

576 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 14:33:44
Comments: Dear Statman - Which team has had the second lowest Home attendance in the SPL? What was the last year that Dundee FC had a bigger ave. home attendance in one season than Dundee United? (surely the best way tell who has the bigger support?). Which team - dfc or DUFC - sold more season tickets last year? Looking forward to your answers. Thanks.

575 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 14:23:40
Comments: Yeah, right we believe you.... zzzzzzzzzzz.... aren't dundee 'fans' (all 1750 of them) boring.zzzzz..... DUFC have had a higher ave. home attendance than dfc for at least 25 sesons - PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS-DO NOT IGNIORE IT. End of debate I think. bluenoses - not clever.

574 Name: Edinburgh Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 13:34:12
Comments: If I could correct that last touchy Arab who was blethering complete pish, Hibs have opened the stand behind the goal for away fans to every team this season, not just the old firm. Sunday's game was the first time that the away fans have had to be housed in the Main Stand. After speaking to Happy Hibees in the work, I can confirm that the opinion amongst them was that United have taken the smallest crowd yet to Easter Road. Seems to be a common complaint. Up the Dee!

573 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 13:21:30
Comments: If I can correct you Steve B, the lowest ever attendance at an SPL match was Dunfermline v Motherwell in May 1999. Attendance :3,562. The lowest ever Premier League attendance since reconstruction in 1975 was Hamilton v Dundee Utd with a whopping crowd of 1,989. By the way, could you tell me what taxi firm you booked for your supporters on Sunday!! P.S. Major Honours score is still Dundee 5 United 4. Up the Dee.

572 Name: DOS= stupid prick
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 13:07:51
Comments: In the main stand where all away fans are housed except for the old firm next question please stupid. Oh please comment on the 48 who went to Ibrox last season or the 2000 who turned up for the home game against dumbarton. If you consult the record books you will find that United have had a higher average attendance than dundee for many a year, but you being able to read would be a miracle. When did the SFA start awarding points for the size of crowds any way, if that was the case dundee would have been relegated last season no problem. It's quite amusing that the best you can do is try and have a go at Uniteds crowds. Heres another couple of statistics 2-1,2-0 3rd in the league! Up yours stupid!

571 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 12:49:29
Comments: Truth? what the fuck would a bluenose know about that!? you seem to thnk dfc are a great team with a great tradition and a great support - i.e. you are a fucking nutter. DFC - the record lowest attendence for a home game in the spl - a proud tradition indeed!

570 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-02 12:01:07
Comments: Steve bullshit why don,t you just comment on the TRUE facts 300 at perth ha!fucking ha!Where were your great support on sunday?BLUE IS THE COLOUR!OLD SCHOOL.

569 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 11:42:12
Comments: Oh really that's interesting.....not. What a pile of bollocks dundee sad old cunt; get a life loser. DUFC - BEST TEAM-BEST SUPPORT-BEST TEAM ON TAYSIDE!!!!!! - BY A FUCKING MILE!!!!!!!!!

568 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-11-02 09:50:55
Comments: The arabs have shown their true support in the last two away games.Wednesday 27.10.99 Tayside derby at perth 300(great support).Sunday 31.10.99 v Hibs couldn,t even see the arabs,where were they?Was doddsy watching the rugby with that french bloke sauzee?

567 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 08:48:20
Comments: Seems you bluenose scum don't have enough dosh to be able to take a holiday?.... Nicky Banger from Oxford, or is it Nicky Oxford from Bangor...either way we are not exactly quaking in our boots. Q. Did you laugh when Ferraz scored the winner in the derby? I did ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (etc).

566 Name: The Prof/big NO. 2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-02 08:29:32
Comments: Stevie B .... speak to me.... pleeeease speak to me..... boo hoo.... I would still like to say that I am not at all interested in DUNDEE UNITED DUNDEE'S TOP TEAM WITH THE BEST STADIUM, MOST MONEY AND BIGGEST SUPPORT...... Stevie B... I miss you.. boo hoo

565 Name: For Sale
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-11-01 22:33:50
Comments: For sale Car Registration D31 EES Offers to above e-mail

564 Name: The Prof.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-01 21:25:37
Comments: The silence is deafening from that arab homosexual Stevie Buggerboy. What has happened to the witty pseudo bullshit we have all become bored with. Maybe you are still out chasing the ball from Doddsy's spectacular blast. Anyway, normal service resumed, Dundee win-Scum lose and everybody's happy. Fuck the scum, fuck dodds, long live that big lanky streak of shit up front who made me laugh my cock off last night and up the Dees.

563 Name: john sandeman
Website: none yet
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Bonnie Dundee
Time: 1999-11-01 20:46:55
Comments: Fantastic tunes , fantasic team , fantastic website . I know there is a Mr. Sullivan in the JMB , I used to work beside your old man Dave , how is he ?. STAND UP IF YOU HATE ARABS !

562 Name: Sunday Club
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Sunday Club
Time: 1999-11-01 18:03:44
Comments: Imagine an Arab slagging off Dundee for signing Nicky Banger from Oxford! If you had a clue about football, you would know that Nicky Banger has played most of his football in the English Premiership before being sold for £270,000. Can you name some top clubs where you have signed players from in recent years? Raging Rhinos, Aberdeen, Dunfermline, Airdrie, the list goes on. PS: Big support through to see your team last night, especially after such a good run of form!!!!!

561 Name: Great Big No. 2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-01 14:49:06
Comments: Steve B where are you? ... Speak to us.... Don't ignore us........ PS - I would just like to say that i am really really really really NOT interested in anything to do with DUNDEE UNITED.

560 Name: Dundee Sign another Bigee
Website: DUNDEE SIGN NICKY BANGER FROM OXFORD
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-01 14:07:51
Comments: Arabs - check this headline in the 'news section' - DUNDEE SIGN NICKY BANGER FROM OXFORD. Ha ha ha ha fucking says it all ho ho ho ho ...... dfc - you have got to laugh!!

559 Name: Harry Ho Ho
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-01 13:44:40
Comments: So the dees are going to officially open the 2 'eggboxes' against a galmour side? Who could this be I thought? Chelsea, man Utd, AC Milan, Barcelona or perhaps Real Madrid? No In fact it is the mighty and glamourous Solonika! What a f*****g Joke! Another poxy wee team to open another poxy wee teams stands ho ho!

558 Name: JMBDB NO2 (well named)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-11-01 13:37:52
Comments: Yes surely it must be tweed or falconer for scotland! ha ha. I bet youse lot are so dense that you would boo doddsy in a scotland shirt. Please keep me updated with your inbred activities .

557 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-11-01 13:27:48
Comments: Thankyou Dundee United for giving me one of the best laughs I've had in ages. The own goal by Jason De Vos was funny but when Billy Dodds fired his penalty over the bar and into Murrayfield, you had to pick me off the living room floor. A classic. By the way, that Ferraz is a braw player! In order not to dissapoint Steve B, I'll now refer to the more important matter of JMB business!! I heard the Big Sim was up to his capers again on Saturday night! Not content on stealing Paddy's burd fae Dundee Direct he has now turned his attention to Edo's burd, Ally McBeal!! Slimy Sim was caught necking with Ally outside Raffles only seven days after being caught in a romantic clinch with Paddy's burd in the Mardi Gras. His quest for a Christmas day dinner partner has now intensified. There are less than 8 weeks to go and the Sim still doesn't have a scooby who his partner is going to be!! However nobody can accuse Simmy of letting JMB drinking interfere with his work as a sparky for Dundee Contracts. The doss cunt clocked in at 7.30am because he forgot to put his clock back, although Simmy and Kenny (of Lochee Dark Blues fame) must be commended for only putting red, white and blue bulbs in the Christmas decorations. Apparently orange and tangerine bulbs keep slipping out the boxes and smashing on the pavement!! He always had slippy fingers that Simboy. A terrible result for the Bread Albion on Sunday going down 4-3 to Cask. Fucking Cask! Please note that the Bread are holding a quiz night on Friday in order to augment the less than substansial club funds!! An important night for the Bread Albion. It must be because there is a rumour that straight-peg Sull is making a long awaited JMB social comeback. Ahh, the legs may have gone but the brain has lost none of it's marbles!! Up the Dee, Up the Stone and Up the Bread. Dodds for Scotland! Scotland my arse!!

556 Name: murray lyall
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-10-31 14:48:04
Comments: DERRY RULE

555 Name: The Prof.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-28 21:49:56
Comments: At long last, I eventually find myself agreeing with my former homosexual pupil, Stevie B your right, you have made an arse of yourself on this page (many times).No doubt you will again with some witty intelligent almost University educated like retort. What did I bring to this world at our imaginary University?

554 Name: JMBDB 11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-28 17:53:02
Comments: Coversaton at work today with big Sally - a 50 year old St Johnstone fan (aren't they all about that age).... Sally: Oh, what a TERRIBLE crowd that mob brought through last night Me: What, was it about 1000? Sally: Oh god no, it wasnae enough to fill 2 mini buses. Me: Come on, they must have had at least 500? Sally: No, they had 300-400 at the most, I hate you lot but you bring a big support, I think you had more locked out the last time you were through than they had in the ground..... As big Jim Royle would say - I REST MY CASE.

553 Name: Stevie B
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Aberdeen/Fintry
Time: 1999-10-28 17:46:03
Comments: St Johnstone v Dundee Utd - attendance 4000. St Johnstone v Dundee - attendance 10,000. Doh, I've made an arse of myself again. .

552 Name: D.F.C NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-10-28 13:17:39
Comments: As the arabs who visit this site love to repeat quotes here is one from their leader sturrock."After the first half I was just wanting home!It was like a morgue.The crowd was in the frightening category"This was after a "TAYSIDE DERBY".HA!HA!HA!

551 Name: The Prof.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-27 18:35:45
Comments: Steve.B, or as I used to know you when I was your imaginary lecturer at the imaginary University you claim you went to,Stevie BottomBoy, are you still polluting the pages of this website. Actually, more amusingly, not only this website but also the Carnoustie Dees webpage. It must be a great fun surfing all the Dundee websites. Anyway can't wait to see you again to rekindle our homosexual love. (PS Sorry for outing you at university, I can't believe I made you all bitter and twisted). Remember though 5 major honours to 4.

550 Name: D.F.C NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-10-27 16:42:09
Comments: Steve b=sad individual.

549 Name: Arabest=
Website: look out its Psycho man
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-27 09:04:01
Comments: Hey its no. 67 the psycho head!! Did they let you out for the day? More imaginery tales of violence and fighting - wow! what a man!! You JMB boys must be so proud! PS - 2-0, 2-1. HA!

548 Name: M. KERR (JMBDB67)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-26 17:23:52
Comments: For fuck sake Steve B, if you want to know everything about Dundee and the JMB boys then drop along to the Bread and visit us. We'll be glad to fill you in !!! Hats off to JMBfoy for knocking fuck out that Arab who thought he would get all cocky after the derby. The wee cunt was taught a lesson, good and proper. The funniest bit was watching his Arab mates do fuck all to help the poor cunt out. Shitebags, the lot of them. Up the Dee.

547 Name: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-26 14:56:09
Comments: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... that was funny........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

546 Name: Arabian Knit
Website: What I do when Da lets me stay up late
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Ma' and Da's Hoose
Time: 1999-10-26 14:48:00
Comments: I don't care what you blueknoses think aniway. I told mi Dad some of the things you lot say and he's no chuffed. He says when he gets his Giro and Ma gets some money fae a shift doon Dock Street he's gonna make his own Wibsite so I can go and play there with others who lick me. That way I'll not spend my entire pointless life on a Dundee Web site. I hate dundee, they smell and their grannies canny knit but I'll still be back again 'cause I'm really not rattled at all by what you bluenoses say I just like visiting your site over and over again. We won a fair play award and made a stand with the book tokens, so there !!!!

545 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-26 14:16:22
Comments: You boys really do want my attention dont you?! So all Arabs can have a laugh could you please tell us again the years dfc won their honours. Cheers.

544 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-26 13:13:41
Comments: Ho ho, what a thickie that Steve B is. Everybody apart from the wee Arab could see JMBDB2 was taking the piss with his last message. Get a life Arabs or better still get your own webpage. By the way did anyone else see the Daily Record on Friday! Page 77 : Classic Scottish Goal Feasts: Every time Dundee got a mention they humped some other team and every time United got a mention they got humped from some other team!! Here are the pick of the results: Dundee 7 Hamilton 3 (1987). Dundee 6 Kilmarnock 5 (1968). Dundee 7(seven) Dundee United 3 (1956,League Cup). Motherwell 12 Dundee Utd 1 (1954). Dundee Utd 5 Hearts 6 (1968). Dundee Utd 3 Motherwell 4 (1991). Yours in sport, Statman Dee. P.S. Major Honours: Dundee 5 Dundee Utd 4.

543 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-26 11:59:36
Comments: See what I mean! 2-1 2-0, bigger support, best stadium, best team.... DUFC OK.

542 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-25 17:30:42
Comments: Dear Steve B: I always start my messages this way because I like to get all the SHITE out of the way first before I get to the good stuff. It's ironic that you seem to think we JMB boys have some sort of fixation with United when it is in fact you Arabs that continue to be fascinated with this DFC/JMB website. A closet Derry boy are we ? Anyway who cares what these silly wee Arabs think...... when there is much more important JMB business to discuss!! I'm referring of course to Simmy's new 'fashionable' garment. Re previous discussions regarding Dundee shop burd Claire, it now seems obvious that the Big Sim was trying very hard to get in D.S.B's underpants. However was it really necessary for him to purchase a dark blue, tight fitting, must be Mini's, windcheater in order to strike up a conversation with her or is this another classy purchase from the Big Sim!! Up the Stone, JMBDB2.

541 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-25 15:35:32
Comments: I like the way no.2 (very appropriate!) always starts his (?) messages by responding in the usual bollocksy, nonsensical, JMB way to Arab's comments then s/he says something like; 'but, who cares what they think bla, bla, etc, etc'. Hate us but you just can't ignore us!! 2-1 2-0, bigger support, best stadium, best team.... DUFC OK.

540 Name: Anthony Lorimer
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-10-25 13:41:59
Comments: Fucking excellent page and I am glad to see that the best goals in history can be downloaded eg James Grady's against the Scum at tannadice last season Well done guys

539 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-25 13:36:00
Comments: What's the betting that "Arabian Knight" is the wee ned fae Kirkton with the burberry hat who made a tit of himself when he jumped out of the East Stand at last season's derby trying to 'attack' Bobby Douglas!! Sair pus A.K.? Anyway who cares about the arabs that write in to our prestigious website at 3.00AM on a Saturday morning(!!) when there are much more important JMB matters to discuss. As was predicted last week by JMBDB2, the Big Sim got together with Claire a.k.a. Dundee shop burd/Paddy's burd. Simmy was spotted necking the pus aff pair Claire in the Mardi on Saturday night after our trip to Edinburgh. Whilst in the midst of his amorous clinch the Big Sim was spotted smoking imaginary cigars and then spraffing: "Simmy's back. He's done it again." What exactly he did do again is as yet unknown, however pair Claire's mate was heard to comment: "What the fuck is Claire dain wi that auld cunt Simmy!! He's fucking ancient!!" If this comment was overheard by any burds in the Mardi, it could prove disastrous for the Big Sim's pulling credibility!! Is it time to get the Grecian 2000 out Sim.!! On a happier note, after Saturday's disaster at Easter Road, the mighty Bread Albion trounced White's Bar 5-1 on Sunday at Lochee Park. The Bread have added some quality to their squad with JMB boys Tam !vodka jellies' Boswell and 'west coaster' and ex Brechin City star Gordon Thomson being valuable additions to the pool!! There is no truth in the rumour that Tam Boswell, Edo and Sully can't play in the same midfield as some may fear because collectively their arses are bigger than the island of Lanzarote!! Up the Stone, Up the Bread and up the Dees!!

538 Name: Arkan
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-23 10:19:42
Comments: Get your facts right Arabian boy. I dont think a bit of a laugh in the Mardi, winding up Steven Thomson etc is really that serious. As for attacking your players.....I don't think so. Anyway, I'll leave you to surf some more DFC websites as its Saturday & you've nothing else on.

537 Name: JMBDB:71
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-23 10:09:37
Comments: Arabian Knight - get your facts right - attacking Utd players??? I think you're needing a reality pill. Racist/Nazi? Can you not take a bit of light hearted humour on a website? What a balloon!!

536 Name: Arabian Knight
Website: fuck the dees
Referred by: AOL
From: Arabland
Time: 1999-10-23 02:59:27
Comments: boasting about physical attacks against united players i.e. Telesnikov in the Mardi is pathetic. remember this that if you lot attack our players then your own "players" become legitimate targets. But always remember that when scumdee fans attacked united players previously e.g Mixu, Raphael Meade, Gary Bollan they had came off the worse. Grow up racist nazi scum. Have you ever seen scumdee win a real trophy? No, thought not. compare your average home crowds with ours, nuff said. No Pasaran

535 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-22 16:59:05
Comments: AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY: Anybody else notice page 77 of today's Daily Record re "Classic Scottish Goal Feasts"... League Cup 1956: Dundee 7 Dundee Utd 3. So we have gave the Arabs the biggest ever DERBY HUMPING!! We have 5 Major honours to their 4 and they have taken the smallest ever support to a derby. YA BEAUTY! Up the Stone, JMBDB2.

534 Name: Always look on the bright side of life.........
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-22 15:08:38
Comments: In case you missed them, here are some comments from bluenoses on the official dfc webpage - fucking great laugh. 1 "5 home defeats in a row says it all. If John Mcormack can get sacked at the top of the league i dont know what Jocky has to do.Only one decent signing, terrible leadership and an embarrasing defeat in front of the whole country.I feel lucky work has prevented me getting a season ticket". 2 "Like every true Dundee fan, I was appalledd at the performance of the team on Sunday. But was disgusted by the so called fans in the stand. Get off Tweed's back! The guy was playing out of position, and yes struggling, but to boo one of your own players at any time is bad. To do it in a Derby match is unforgivable. The arabs must have been laughing their socks off". 3 "That performance was a disgrace, there can be no excuses, we were just not good enough. How many chances are the likes of Tweed and Annand going to get and bringing on Tommy Coyne with 10 minutes to go is just laughable.Is Jocky trying to justify their huge salaries. It is time to bring Milne back from Forfar. If the Arabs can put young lads in why can't we". 4 "I'm sure it doesn't take me to tell everyone how badly the team played collectively on Sunday night but the thing which disappoints me more is the behaviour and attitude of some of the Dundee fans both in the Bobby Cox Stand and on this web page". 5 "it has to said that Eddie Annand is a pathetic excuse for a professional footballer. Pathetic. You'd get more from a Sunday pub team player. Tweed took a fair bit of stick, but was not the worst Dundee player by far, especially considering he was played out of position and had nothing to pass to when he got the ball". 6 "At the moment we have only Douglas, Rae, Boyack and Falconer who are Premier League standard". 7 "The club has to spend money NOW before it's to late, and the rest of us, hardend souls leave, and i know there are quite a few out there who are getting really fed up".

533 Name: Arabest
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-22 14:20:35
Comments: Come on the Hibees.

532 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-22 13:55:01
Comments: Ya beauty! Tomorrow is Saturday. That means it's Vengabus day! Three sheets day! VengaPartyTime! Onwards to the land of Edinburger. Ye'll have had yir hole ye daft Edinburgh burds, 'cause the JMB boys are intae thir fitba and thir bevvy. Am looking forward to Edo's voddy & O. , Paddy's partytape, the waft of spliffs fae the back o' the bus, Jimmy Mac's beautiful Sunday (the Derry Mix), the pished journey home because that's the only time I can understand Neil McGregor (21 my arse), Simmy's tales of shagging, Tam's voddy jellies, the Foyman slug tales, Seb's knob getting an airing and even though last week the Dees got binned, this week I'm gonna get three sheets to the wind!! Why can't everyday be a Vengaday!! Up the Stone and Up the Dees, JMBDB2.

531 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-22 13:08:30
Comments: 2-1; 2-0. cheers.

530 Name: An Arabian Owl
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Where the grass is greener
Time: 1999-10-21 22:24:51
Comments: Big deal! Dundee have won 5 honours, United 4. No doubt that in the future that will change. Like I was so cruelly reminded last season its where you are in the present that counts. Where the fuck are Dundee? Not above United, thats a fact. Looking to go above us on present form? I dont think so...Dundee defeated on Saturday? Maybe. A United Victory? Looking good. Three more points further away from you lot.Progression in the Coca-Cola cup? United should do, Will Dundee? No. Derry Boys in Derby? They should get a life! Thats the type of questions you guys should ask yourselves because the future could change sooner than you think!

529 Name: THE PROF.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-21 19:13:05
Comments: Steve.B - here is boring maths for you, 5 - 4. Work it out.

528 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-21 17:42:11
Comments: These Arabs don't half bore ye rigid! All 3,700 of them. They've also got short memories. Who can forget the last derby of last season when after the Dee humped them 2-0 they broke up their tangerine seats in the East Stand, threw their scarfs on the track, congregated outside the main entrance to form a demo mob, chanted "sack the board", "McLean must go" and the hilarious "we want a refund". That's the difference between Arabs and Dees. If the wee minks with their burberry hats aren't running out of the East Stand making tits of themselves 'trying' to attack Bobby Douglas then they are tearing up their own seats in their own ground. Scum. I'm glad there are less than 4,000 of them! Anyway more importantly, there could be bad news for the full monty boy Seb. His burd has been asking me the website address for this guestbook. Apparently some cunt tipped her aff in the Mardi (so it wasnae me) aboot 'Lambchops' impromptu strip in Raffles and she is looking for evidence. Pair Sebby. Although his considerable wanger should be for her eyes only!! Up the stone, JMBDB54.

527 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-21 17:01:20
Comments: Can you "Arabs" not take a hint! I'm bored as fuck with your comments - you support Utd right? Well are Dundee fans going to worry about your views??? No! Whats this about the Sim chasing mah bird??! I was in seeing her at dinner time as well - looking good in her Avec trackie! I also spotted the Sim, standing in a crane in the High Street up to bugger all for a change - I think he was looking for a suitable location to put "LOUISE"! Nice one by the U21's on Monday against the Arabs, a 2-0 victory & 4 injured - sweet. Bring on the Hibees!!!!!!!!!

526 Name: Shedboy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-21 16:25:02
Comments: I'll tell you what it's gonna take more than a few scarfs and a demo after a game to sort out the shite in dark blue. I look forward to bodies being flung on the pitch after hibs gub you. Wasn't it dundee who were rumbled earlier on this season for trying to fiddle a 2000 crowd against dumbarton? Answers on a postcard to We're talking shit c/o the bread, beside abertay uni, dundee.

525 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-21 13:42:07
Comments: Nice one 'Arab on Tour' - the scum really are in a shambles on and off the park! More bollocks maths from the sad bluenoses - try and fiddle these figures - 2-0!!!!!! EASY!!!!

524 Name: Arab on Tour
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Time: 1999-10-21 13:41:38
Comments: In case you missed them, here are some comments from bluenoses on the official dfc webpage - fucking great laugh. 1 "5 home defeats in a row says it all. If John Mcormack can get sacked at the top of the league i dont know what Jocky has to do.Only one decent signing, terrible leadership and an embarrasing defeat in front of the whole country.I feel lucky work has prevented me getting a season ticket". 2 "Like every true Dundee fan, I was appalledd at the performance of the team on Sunday. But was disgusted by the so called fans in the stand. Get off Tweed's back! The guy was playing out of position, and yes struggling, but to boo one of your own players at any time is bad. To do it in a Derby match is unforgivable. The arabs must have been laughing their socks off". 3 "That performance was a disgrace, there can be no excuses, we were just not good enough. How many chances are the likes of Tweed and Annand going to get and bringing on Tommy Coyne with 10 minutes to go is just laughable.Is Jocky trying to justify their huge salaries. It is time to bring Milne back from Forfar. If the Arabs can put young lads in why can't we". 4 "I'm sure it doesn't take me to tell everyone how badly the team played collectively on Sunday night but the thing which disappoints me more is the behaviour and attitude of some of the Dundee fans both in the Bobby Cox Stand and on this web page". 5 "it has to said that Eddie Annand is a pathetic excuse for a professional footballer. Pathetic. You'd get more from a Sunday pub team player. Tweed took a fair bit of stick, but was not the worst Dundee player by far, especially considering he was played out of position and had nothing to pass to when he got the ball". 6 "At the moment we have only Douglas, Rae, Boyack and Falconer who are Premier League standard". 7 "The club has to spend money NOW before it's to late, and the rest of us, hardend souls leave, and i know there are quite a few out there who are getting really fed up".

523 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-21 13:31:33
Comments: Isn't it funny that the Arabs can't handle the fact that they only brought 3,700 to a derby game!! If you originally get allocated 5,800 tickets but the sales are going so poorly that they decide to close the Derry then you are left with an allocation of 4,000 and if you fail to sell 300 of those tickets then how many do you have left? Take your time ye Arab ladies!! Anyway who cares about United and their poxy wee support when there is much more important JMB business to discuss. Edo's auld man's drink cabinet will be taking a fucking pounding again as there is an away trip to Easter Road this Saturday. Have just collected the tickets (fucking £16 bar) from Dundee Direct with the Big Sim. I'm afraid the cunt's hormones are on overtime again!! After we came out the DFC shop, Simmy was heard to comment: Tell ye what Sull, eh wouldnae mind firing in aboot thon Claire burd likes, ken fae thi shop!! Tidy wee pair o' tits on ir like, ken! I heard Paddy wis sniffing but if it came doon tae it and I saw her in the Mardi again, I reckon I might tak 'er up the road likes, ken! Anyway see ye later mate. I'm away tae check oot the talent in the toon. Fucking puttin up the Christmas lights likes, ken!!........ Hats off to the Big Sim. Absolutely nae cunt's wife,sister,daughter,mother or granny is safe while that boy fae the Bread can still breathe in and out!! Up the Stone and Up the Dees JMBDB2.

522 Name: Arab on Tour
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From:
Time: 1999-10-21 13:07:04
Comments: In case you missed them, here are some comments from bluenoses on the official dfc webpage - fucking great laugh. 1 "5 home defeats in a row says it all. If John Mcormack can get sacked at the top of the league i dont know what Jocky has to do.Only one decent signing, terrible leadership and an embarrasing defeat in front of the whole country.I feel lucky work has prevented me getting a season ticket". 2 "Like every true Dundee fan, I was appalledd at the performance of the team on Sunday. But was disgusted by the so called fans in the stand. Get off Tweed's back! The guy was playing out of position, and yes struggling, but to boo one of your own players at any time is bad. To do it in a Derby match is unforgivable. The arabs must have been laughing their socks off". 3 "That performance was a disgrace, there can be no excuses, we were just not good enough. How many chances are the likes of Tweed and Annand going to get and bringing on Tommy Coyne with 10 minutes to go is just laughable.Is Jocky trying to justify their huge salaries. It is time to bring Milne back from Forfar. If the Arabs can put young lads in why can't we". 4 "I'm sure it doesn't take me to tell everyone how badly the team played collectively on Sunday night but the thing which disappoints me more is the behaviour and attitude of some of the Dundee fans both in the Bobby Cox Stand and on this web page". 5 "it has to said that Eddie Annand is a pathetic excuse for a professional footballer. Pathetic. You'd get more from a Sunday pub team player. Tweed took a fair bit of stick, but was not the worst Dundee player by far, especially considering he was played out of position and had nothing to pass to when he got the ball". 6 "At the moment we have only Douglas, Rae, Boyack and Falconer who are Premier League standard". 7 "The club has to spend money NOW before it's to late, and the rest of us, hardend souls leave, and i know there are quite a few out there who are getting really fed up".

521 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-21 13:00:48
Comments: Yes dundee were crap on sunday and the arabs were the hungrier and better team and if it were the other way I would be gloating to.I sit in the bobby cox stand and the so called fighting was a few frustrated dundee fans arguing nothing more.Last season dundee totally outplayed united at tannadice to win 2-0 and united fans threw scarfs and season tickets on the track,not to mention the demo outside.Pretty pathetic eh!The arabs on this site also refer to the crowd last season against dumfermline,the attendance that day wasn,t great but it was a nothing game.I must point out that andee was quite right about united,s following for the scottish cup semi last year it was fucking awful and I know arabs who were embarrased about it. BLUE IS THE COLOUR! DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

520 Name: Harry
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-21 10:42:48
Comments: JMBDB11 can you read? Check out the letters on the official site, I even copied some of them onto here for you, typical blinkered approach from the dees unless it's good it didn't happen. Comments please boys! do you not get out much? or are you just trying to copy the pathetic rangers support of the 80's. Keep it up you never know you might kill each other! p.s Whens the big date for the soccer AM farce

519 Name: Steve B
Website: andee - what a boring twat!!!
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From:
Time: 1999-10-21 10:33:04
Comments: andee. shut the fuck up, you are boring. 2-0 EASY!!!!

518 Name: JMB11
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 23:12:16
Comments: Yawn Yawn Yawn................. You Arabs obviously have a great life - no mates, reading DFC websites every night of the week, making up wee stories about fights at the match. I may have been that immature about 5 years ago.....but I'm 14 now. Roll on Wembley & Boswells voddy jelly - I hope Homo doesn't have his filth brother at the station checking for carry outs!!!! Nice to see Dundee are after yet another player who has played for a Serie A side - there's not many teams in Scotland who can attract such talent.

517 Name: harry Again
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Time: 1999-10-20 16:51:49
Comments: Andee be quite. 2-0 loser end of story. Fighting amongst yourselves as well how amusing what a sad little football team you really are!

516 Name: Andee
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 16:17:51
Comments: Unfortunately Steve B(ullshit) has got slightly mixed up again. 3700 was the Scottish Cup semi-final i.e the amount that you took to Ibrox against Celtic - a pitiful sight if ever there was. Are you not the same boy that came out with the 'keep it up Frankie, you've got them on the run' comment a while back? What a clown.

515 Name: Steve B
Website: Poor 'andee' can't handle the truth!!!!!!
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 15:40:01
Comments: 3,700? nonsense. Thats final. 2-0 - the truth. EASY!!! 4 stands? you don't - two tin boxes and two cow sheds - dens is a complete joke. Keep suffering 'andee' - 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0!!!!!

514 Name: Andee
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 15:14:56
Comments: 3700 - worst ever. End of story. Best stadium you say? Interesting. It's certainly the biggest i.e. you've got 5 stands whereas everyone else has 4. You've definitely got the best chairman's hairdo though.

513 Name: Harry again
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 13:38:18
Comments: wasn't that game against killie (not sure don't keep tabs on dundee crowds and opposition as they are always wee)Still no comment about the in-fighting in the dundee end even though e-mails are flooding in about it on the dundee site. Are you embarrassed as the fight was over the only female in the family.RSVP p.s 2-0 easy easy pps away supports lets comment on the 30 or so that went to Ibrox last season for 6 goal thrasing shall we?

512 Name: Steve B
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From: the best supported team in Tayside - 2-0 EASY!
Time: 1999-10-20 13:14:43
Comments: Pathetic attempt 'andee'. You were outnumbered, outsang and outplayed. As the late great Frankie K used to try and tell you dfc are a poxy wee team and sunday night proved it again. 2-0 EASY. You can tell how much the bluenoses are suffering by the pathetic way they are clinging on to this 'worst support ever at a derby' pish (you will have checked all the record books then?!). Keep suffering girls we love it 2-0 EASY!!!!

511 Name: Andee
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 12:26:29
Comments: I seem to recall that Frankie K/Captain Mink/who cares used to frequent this site often with remarks about Dundee's crowd of 4190 against Dunfermline at the end of last season being the lowest ever SPL crowd. Well, lets examine the facts. For a nothing game against the somewhat unattractive Pars the Dees get a crowd of 4190. Dunfermline brought a huge crowd of about 200 as they were already relegated. that means that the Dees had 3990 at the game. More then the amount of arabs at the derby. Even if you take off the 200 poor souls who went through to see United getting humped at Tynecastle that day for a laugh, you've still got more than the amount of arabs at the derby. 3700 - the worst ever support at a derby. Marvellous.

510 Name: Arabest
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 11:42:36
Comments: Even if there were only 3700 united fans at the game (a lie of course but lets just pretend....) then are you really so impressed with a home crowd of 5,500?! sounds pretty pish to me. Like Steve B says Our fans outnumbered and outsang you all night and our team outplayed you. Magic! 2-0.

509 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 11:14:26
Comments: NB 2-0!!!! Why don't you give it up with the 3,700 shit we all know it is a smokescreen to hide the fact of your latest gubbing at home, your pathetic home support and your useless squad of plodders. We had much more fans than you on Sunday and you know we did - you just can't face up to the truth. DUFC - Best stadium, biggest support by a mile and the best team by light years. Now off you pop and SUFFER!!! 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

508 Name: Harry again
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 10:38:43
Comments: Please take note home crowds of 3,500 & fighting amongst each other comments please loser 2-0. Harry McLean on Tuesday, October 19, 1999 at 11:39:08 To all the moaning minnies out there, Tweed was not the worst performer on Sun night. That honour goes to the so-called loyal(?) Dundee fans. I've never been so embarressed at a derby with the unwashed. Some people need to wise up and note the following. There is no money for players. On home crowds of only around 3,500 Dundee fans there never will be money. We were crap last year until everyone pulled together. 3 also goes for Brian Irvine. Most reasonable fans think 9th might be a good position this year. We are 6th. We have not been knocked out of the cup by Alloa this year! We are not in danger of folding (I hope) Jocky has a very limited squad (numbers and ability) - who else can he pick? Not many of the u-21's are ready - I know I watch them as well. Walking, running or sneaking out does not help the team at all. Neither does fighting with each other. There have been many darker days and worse players at Dens than the current squad. Granted we were crap against those I cannot name but it was one of those nights. If you listen to the smug gits at work you'll find it was the best they have played for a couple of years. Get off Tweed's back he has enough trouble trying to play without that rubbish.

507 Name: Harry HO HO
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-20 09:15:00
Comments: Read your official site that wasn't the only piece of mindless violence between your own fans, I was right you did all stay at home. Still never mind you can whinge on about crowds and U21 matches (ha ha ) but we still gubbed you and we're well above you in the league. p.s I have a video at home of more severe gubbings than that at dens namely a 3-0 league cup final defeat at dens. Any takers?

506 Name: PC PLOD
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 20:15:58
Comments: When do you lot play Abersheep? I might put in for that one as I could do with a right laff, and take money off you scum at the same time.

505 Name: JMB-11
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 19:55:29
Comments: Homo's brother is a PC! What a fuckin shock. (Also, he's full of shite - I must have missed an aawful lot on Sunday night!!) Anyway, we'll all be there on Saturday - win lose or draw we'll be at every game - unlike some people! Sad bastards. By the way, we've now got a monthly glossy magazine - would you like a subscription "Arabs"??

504 Name: JMBDB51
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 19:33:57
Comments: I had to laugh at the Arabs who decided not to go to Dens Park on Sunday because they didn't want to give DFC the money but instead watch the game on SKY in the Charleston Bar, Ferrarris, Centenary Bar and the High Corner. As these pubs are all owned by Jimmy Marr the doss cunts ended up giving the Dees their money anyway!! Do these Arabs' knuckles scrape the ground or what!! Up the Stone, JMBDB51.

503 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-19 18:04:07
Comments: Mmmm.3,700. I think Forfar would bring more supporters to Dens!!

502 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 18:00:38
Comments: 3,700. Wha-ha.

501 Name: JMBDB61
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 17:57:09
Comments: Well done to the U21/s for gubbing the Arabs 2-0 at Tannadice last night. Most of them should have been playing on Sunday. I had to sit in that auld prehistoric South Stand at Tannadice which seems to be designed for 3 foot tall midgets with wee stubby legs (Fuck me it's Telesnikov). That place really is a fucking tip. It was good to see all the Arabs leaving after John Elliot notched the Dees second goal. Up the Dees, JMBDB61.

500 Name: JMBDB54
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 17:54:03
Comments: Isn't it funny how the Arabs are now making up stories to try and defend the pathetic support of 3,700 at the Derby on Sunday!! To find out the truth all they have to do is phone Dundee Direct to find out how many tickets United ACTUALLY sold. The answer is 3,700 and I think you'll find that this is the smallest support ever taken to a Dundee Derby!! Congratulations United. Up the Stone, JMBDB54.

499 Name: Andee
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 16:54:34
Comments: Harry the Homo's comments are a joke. Is this the same well behaved arabs with a brain that ran on and tried to attack big Rab at Tannashite? Minks. What is he doing looking at the official Dundee site anyway? I wouldn't go anywhere near the arabs' sites with a bargepole. Still it must be hard to take knowing that its the best United performance they'll ever see against an understrength Dundee side and there were only 3700 of them there to see it. That must be the worst support any side has ever had at any of the derbies, even the Forfarshire Cup matches. They've got some great songs as well, all 2 of them:- 'United, United' and 'Who the fuck is Bobby Cox' - I tell you they are geniuses indeed. Minks. 3700 - marvellous.

498 Name: Harry Ho Ho
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 14:06:39
Comments: Further to comments made regarding the behaviour of dundee fans on sunday I draw your attention to the following printed on the official dundee site: B.King on Monday, October 18, 1999 at 13:32:19 I know that the editor of the site is not fond of negative mail constantly slagging off the Dees, but really, what else can you expect? That performance against United was one of the most embarassing I can ever recall in a derby. Even more embarassing were the clowns in the Bobby Cox who started fighting each other for the second home game in succession. Hopefully they will be identified and banned for life. A young lad and his mum were sitting next to me and a fight broke out nearby, they left immdiately with the young lad petrified. This is nonsense and I don't recall anything like this happening at Dens before. It must be stamped out now. On acid eh perhaps the JMBDB boys all stayed at home and watched the game on SKY? There were further incidents involving dundee fans scrapping amongst themselves, how do I know? my brother is a PC and took great delight in jailing one of the offenders. Thankfully this has never been seen at tannadice due to the fact that United fans are in possesion of brains unlike the morons who run this web page.p.s when are you going on soccer AM I could do with a good laugh!

497 Name: Arbroath Arab
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 13:29:03
Comments: Dont want to upset you too much, but as United had sold out all of their tickets. Me and my mates all bought ours for the Dundee section of the old stand. I have to say it was 3/4 Arabs in there - if Dundee Direct had operated the same policy as Wembley them ther would have only been 8000 at the game! Get it up ya - sorry bunch of serial losers! 6 points and 6 to go!

496 Name: HA HA HA HA
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 12:36:41
Comments: You Know, You know You know, You know, We're top o' the league, And You're no! Got the above from your songbook, how many times have you sung that then ha ha ha 2-0 still easy peasy! Please confirm that the lowest SPL attendance was registered last at dens v kilmarnock. 4190 me thinks what a shitey home support.

495 Name: Graeme Dey
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 11:59:35
Comments: The headline in the courier says scotlands ladies fly fishing team are looking for a manager do you reckon Jockey scott is underqualified?

494 Name: Edinburgh Arab
Website: Tangerine Dream
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From: exiled in Edinburgh
Time: 1999-10-19 10:09:55
Comments: "Number One Team in Dundee"? run that by me again, DUNDEE ARE SH*TE and always will be, and you will only be saved this year due to the laughable incompetence of the Sheep and maybe Hibs. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, THE FUTURE IS TANGERINE...

493 Name: Mike
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-19 09:32:43
Comments: Just let me get this straight United got tickets for 1 stand and sections of the main stand which were all sold out on thursday morning, I know I called tannadice looking for 2, but no doubt you know different. At the end of the day United pished all over dundee from a great height you were total crap and we should have had 5 or 6. It's most amusing to see how the scum react after we took a load of shit all over the summer before the first derby game but thats just typical dundee. It's players that win matches not crowds whinge on about it as much as you want, we won and we made more noise. I suggest you take some lessons from your cheerleaders on creating an atmosphere 6 points 6 to go!

492 Name: Steve B
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Time: 1999-10-19 08:51:43
Comments: Ooooooo!!! The girls are all wound up!!! We have a far bigger support than you - proved week in week out. Now stop being silly. 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

491 Name: JMBDB-11
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 22:15:50
Comments: You've got to laugh at the Arabs pretending they dont know who Bobby Cox is. Did George Fox play for Utd?? The East Stand, the Old Stand, the Shed......waha - have you no history boys??

490 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-18 18:46:00
Comments: I find it strange that when we slag off United for having won fewer major honours than us, Steve B replies with the answer of 'Ah but we have won the last 4' !! Therefore did Steve B come out of Ibrox( when United got humped 4-1) at the end of the game this season saying 'Ah yes ye dirty Hun but we scored the last goal......'. Remember the score is still 5-4. Up the Stone and Up the Dees.

489 Name: JMBDB44
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Time: 1999-10-18 18:32:38
Comments: Oh dear. It sounds like we have upset some of the 3,700 Arabs. Aah, bless them!!

488 Name: JMBDB72
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Time: 1999-10-18 18:32:39
Comments: Congratulations Dundee United. You have officially taken the smallest support ever to a Dundee Derby game. 3,700 !! Ha,ha,ha. You can never, ever slag off the size of our support again!! P.S. Why is it that when United score it always sounds like you are at an England U/15 schoolboy international.

487 Name: JMBDB54
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Time: 1999-10-18 18:24:59
Comments: Steve B and Smart Alec really must stop taking drugs before writing into our guestbook!! Steve B(ullshit) claims United have won the last 4 major honours ? That's funny I could have sworn that the Huns did the treble last year!! Then we have not so Smart Alec!! The facts are Eck that United were allocated 4,100 tickets and sold 3,782 not 4,500. Secondly the Derry holds 1,730 not 4,100 ye daft cunt and thirdly if you know many United fans who couldn't get a ticket for the game then why were United still selling tickets on Sunday right up to kick off time ?? United only sold just over 3,700 tickets. Deal with it boys, don't deny it!! If you would like confirmation on any of these points then phone Neil Cosgrove (ticket manager at Dundee Direct) on 204777. The only reason I am pointing this out is because you Arab cunts think you have a far bigger support than us. I'm afraid Sunday's game proved otherwise.

486 Name: JMBDB 66
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Time: 1999-10-18 18:05:47
Comments: Smart Alec - Utd had 3000 behind the goal & the end section of the main stand. I know an Arab who bought a ticket for the stand on Sunday so you're gibbering out your arse. The stand holds over 4000 you fruitcake. There was no fighting amongst Dundee fans - were you on Acid at the match? Anyway, why do you Arabs get so excited about some light hearted humour on a website. Would you rather we went about attacking Arabs and going on Utd websites all day long! You're still pish & your only decent player is Billy Dodds who was made at Dens & who should still be at Dens - did you notice him slagging off Utds fans in the paper at the weekend? Bring on the Hibees.

485 Name: Buchan
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Time: 1999-10-18 17:53:36
Comments: HOMO - I witnessed you Utd scum attacking a DFC disabled fan outside the main stand. I'm just glad they got sorted out big time, and I hope they enjoyed their hospital bed last night. You are a piece of shite. You won a match - do you want a fuckin gold medal. Get a fuckin life you sad bastard.

484 Name: Harry hoho
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Time: 1999-10-18 16:08:53
Comments: Check out the carnoustie dees page for tales of dee bashing after the game-most amusing thrased 2 in one day.

483 Name: Smart Alec
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Time: 1999-10-18 14:50:18
Comments: Lets put this crowd thing to bed eh. Dundee didn't open the derry because United couldn't guarantee they would sell 4100 tickets on top of the 4500 they already had sold, although many United fans I know couldn't get a ticket for the game. For a team thats on the up your crowd are still bollox and what was the scrap about amongst yourselves? Please comment I look forward to it. The jewish comments come as no surprise given the comments made by dundee 'fans' during the de stefano fiasco. I think you'll find that united have a superb squad with plenty of potential and it is only a matter of time before we add a fifth trophy. Please god let aberdeen start winning!

482 Name: Steve B
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Time: 1999-10-18 14:15:51
Comments: No. 54 you talk pish - so you think jokes about Auschwitz etc are ok then do you? Scum. Why do bluenoses keep harping on about the United support - it backfires on them everytime (who can forget all shite at the start of the season about United not selling many season tickets then we end up selling much more than them...!) Your team is shit, you are rascist scum, your support is tiny - fact. We won the last 4 major honours we are Tayside's top team - more facts. Away the mighty ARABS !!! 2 - 0 EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

481 Name: JMBDB54
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Time: 1999-10-18 13:52:29
Comments: What a shitey support the Arabs have. A whopping 3,700. Wow. Pish result but at least JMBDB5 threw a pint over that wee shite Telesnikov ( a waste if you ask me) before shoving a packet of bacon crisps in his hands in the Mardi. A daft cunt No5, but very funny as well!! I heard Miguel Simoa was the latest victim of the now famous autograph trick. Maurice Malpas and Nick Dasovic amongst others have now fallen prey to the full monty boy. Apparently Simao is a good lad. Up the Stone, JMBDB54. P.S. I can't stand the holier than thou Arab cunts who come on these pages attacking Dees for anti-jew comments when it was that wee turd who dragged up the controversy in the first place with his verbal outburst on the Austrian national team. I'm afraid what goes around comes around!!

480 Name: Arab Hawk
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Time: 1999-10-18 13:43:29
Comments: Outplayed, out-thought, out supported. The only surprise being the 2-0 scoreline. Time to get another 15k out for a Unibond player. Admit it your team's shite. Doddsy to notch on the 13th against the English scum? Maybe Steven Tweed will get a late call up?

479 Name: Arabest
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 13:42:41
Comments: Still laughing no. 31? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! - despite all your bluster we all know that you would love it if dfc announced they were going to spend 3 mill on players - your bullshit is fooling nobody. United - the team and the support - put your pathetic little outfit to shame last night. SUFFER!! Ha ha ha ha ha (etc etc ....)

478 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-18 13:40:02
Comments: I have to admit that Dundee were beaten by a United side who were better than us on the night. You beat us fair and square and I have no complaints. However if I could correct Harry K re the query regarding the United support (or lack of it). The Derry has passed a safety inspection and was opened for the matches against Rangers and Celtic. It wasn't open for the derby because United could not sell 4,100 tickets for the Bob Shankly Stand and the 3 sections of the Main Stand. Dundee sold 5,700 tickets which means United only had a support of 3,700. Your team played well on Sunday night but it was a pity there was less than 4,000 there to see it!!

477 Name: Steve B
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From: The land of truth and light
Time: 1999-10-18 10:48:58
Comments: That was easy, fucking easy - eat that you nazi fuckwits!!. And what a shit dundee 'support' - 9400! remember when you slagged off the 11,500 for the first derby at Tannadice?! What is it like to follow the wee team on Tayside?!! 2-0 - fucking easy!!!!!!!!!!

476 Name: Scooby
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 10:13:09
Comments: I notice the 2 main headlines on your little ticker bar are concerning United? Why is there no mention of the 2-0 whitewash at dens yesterday?

475 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-18 10:02:02
Comments: I feel it is time for jocky scott to go,why did he play tweed and maddison out of position when surely tweed could have remained at centre half.Also I feel sorry for the likes of yates and milne(loan to forfar)when the likes of coyne and annand(who isn,t interested anymore)get a game before them.At least years ago when the likes of glennie and sinclair played you knew they would give 100% and play with a bit of pride and fight,which was lacking last night.FOREVER BLUE! DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

474 Name: Jimmy Shand
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 09:59:10
Comments: Not a lot to say about the dundee perfomance yesterday really, forget it, move on and we'll still finish ahead of the arabs. I do however find it amusing that the arabs run home to their computers on a Sunday night and go straight to the dundee sights. No mates, no life, sad little wankers that they obviously are.

473 Name: Harry K
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 09:40:30
Comments: Re: the tube who brought up the ticket subject, as far as am aware ( and please tell me if i'm wrong) the 2 new stands hold the same amount of fans i'e 3000 each. Given that bothe were full that means we had 3000 fans each (stay with me theirs more) when doddsy scored more than half the main stand went berserk which holds roughly 4000. Given this amazing feat either United had more fans than dundee or after 15 minutes half the main stand suddenly realised the error of its ways and swopped allegiances. Any way 2-0 very easy please bring a better side to tannadice. I thank you!

472 Name: Lets all laugh at dundee
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 09:32:56
Comments: 2-0 should have been about 10-0 coombe had nothing to do and I never heard a peep from the dees fans your cheerleaders were louder. The tayside polis refused to open the derry therefore many arabs couldn't get tickets for the game but then again checking out the facts would be too much for you. Any way 2-0 thanks for playing, United still number 1 in the city. You were pathetic.

471 Name: arabian
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From:
Time: 1999-10-18 00:06:20
Comments: 2-0 the Arabs ... always knew Dundee were a useless pile of shite... wot a shitty home support. Who the fuck is Bobby Cocks??? Nice stand.. pity really, coulda done with spending the money on players. Fuck the Dee's. Will defo take 12 points off you minky bin raking sons of whore's this season.

470 Name: Neil
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From: Canada
Time: 1999-10-17 23:56:29
Comments: Why don't the boy with the arab scarf go and fuck his mother and get off this site

469 Name: Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-17 23:03:54
Comments: Well what can we say 2-0 United :) Were NO 1 Again Dundee are Shit and you know you are

468 Name: JMBDB31
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-16 23:16:24
Comments: Our Arab neighbours today really made me laugh, with the announcement of their 'Major Cash Injection'. This cash injection is not the £15 million which has been promised by Auld Jim but actually turns out to be a £3 MILLION OVERDRAFT from the BANK OF SCOTLAND. This effectively puts the Arabs £3 Million plus interest in debt and also at the mercy of the Banks. Oh Happy Days..... Geriatric Jim also went on to justify his NEW OVERDRAFT by stating that he had turned down an alleged £7 Million injection earlier this year. (He also refused to name the potential Investor - surprise surprise). Now that Geriatric Jim has put his beloved club at the mercy of the faceless bankers by putting them £3 MILLION IN DEBT, I would like to remind both Dee's and Arabs ( I have to pander to Arabs as this site appears to be so popular with them - they dont have any sight of their own you see) that this is the same Auld Cantankerous Bastard who has always claimed that he would NEVER allow the Arabs to go into Debt. Whats changed?????? Quite simple really Dundee FC are on the up. We are once again the NUMBER 1 team in DUNDEE and the CALOSTOMY KID cant handle it. We are rebuilding the stadium, our support is increasing while Uniteds support is in freefall. Travel through the town into any estate and the kid's are all wearing Dundee FC kits, not a Tangerine strip to be found anywhere (who can blame them), and the recent share issue being a resounding success. Which brings me on to the final point in todays Arab press release. Auld Jim announced that he had been thinking about a share issue for Approx 18 months and had employed a London firm of Stockbrockers to carry out a feasability study - the answer - not viable - HA HA!!!!! A final point. The South Enclosure will be closed tomorrow as United have still not sold out their 3050 allocation for the Bob Shankley Stand. Great support you Arabs Scumbags!

467 Name: THE PROF.
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-16 22:31:12
Comments: I am so very disappointed in the idiotic spazi that I spawned that now presents himself to the world as StevieB. Can I make this apology to all Dark Blues that I gave birth to the man that cannot spell Preton,Prenton or indeed,as I suspect it should have been PRESTON, this man is indeed the mongel that I thought he probably was during my classes. I remember that virgin type character that used to sit at the front of my classes drooling at my penis. Stevie, you sad pseudo-intellectual bore,go and do it on some sad arab website that you are no doubt suited to.

466 Name: arabian
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From:
Time: 1999-10-16 21:19:37
Comments: Sad to see anti jewish comments on here.just hope united kick your racist bin raking arses tomorrow.

465 Name: DEES 'R' US
Website:
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From: Dundee
Time: 1999-10-16 13:17:41
Comments: Dear boy with the Arab scarf, Ive really got it in for you ya cunt haven't I?? Right......minks?????? Minks, ya cheeky Arab Bastard. Let's look at the evidence......Dundee FC, one OFFICIAL web site, 6 known others. Surely if we were all minks we wouldn't need websites cos we couln't afford computers. Where did you steal yours from incidentally??? Now, how many bairns have you seen with Arab scum tops??? Every time I drive about Dundee (how can I be a mink if I own a car) I see at least 5 or 6 bairns in Dundee tops (the current season's Dundee tops too) for every one Arab (usually a BELHAVEN BEERS strip though). So if we're all minks, how can we afford bairns, and how can we afford football strips for our bairns?? How many guys at the match wear Arab tops??? About fucking 2, because the rest of you cunts are all 60, still kidding on that European glory is just round the corner, in yer wee knitted cardies "so ye dinnae catch a cauld" probably bought outa Oxfam. Most Dundee supporters you see in the clubby and the pubs have Dundee tops on. So in the immortal words of Lloyd Grossman (now I have a big fuckin telly, so I can watch TV).....Lets Look at The Evidence......One official web site, 6 known others, getting thousands of hits every month. Computers, modems, telephone lines, kids, Dundee tops, cars, money to spend in the pub before a match. WHO'S THE FUCKING MINKS NOW ARAB BOY??? And another thing, remember on yer way out of the door after 80 minutes tomorrow night (like you cunts always do) mind yourself, you don't want to get crushed in the rush, even though we all want you to. So go back to your fucking Sinclair Spectrum and stop bothering us true fans. It's cunts like you that spoil websites. Dick

464 Name: 5-4 The Scum Know The Score
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From:
Time: 1999-10-16 11:16:23
Comments: Maybe it is a blessing in disguise that arabs do come on this sight if the media today is to be believed. It is reported that the FILTH have got a £3million cash injection. (NOTE: NOT £15MILLION, as promised in May by Darth Vader live on Sportscene, which the FILTH would have by the end of July apparantely). However, it turns out the £3million is a bank loan or "credit agreement" as described by the Lord of the Dark Side. This is the man who promised the gullible fans that the FILTH would never go into debt. The question for all those sad arabs that continually stain this website is - Don,t you feel sold down the river by Jum with his continual lies? It is only a matter of time before Jum comes to the DEES begging to be taken over.

463 Name: DEES 'R' US
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From: Dundee
Time: 1999-10-16 01:21:56
Comments: Oh it must be really cool sending the same E-Mail message over and over again - is that cos you're fucking illiterate you little arab scumbag? Did you use up all your words at once?? Never mind, we'll teach you more on Sunday, see we're the fans that make noise in this city - you cunts only sing when you're winning - well there'll no be much of that this week eh? Why don't you arabs all fuck off and get your own web page, or are you that sad and pathetic that you hit on your so-called enemies sites for a kick - I'm sure I speak for all true Dundee fans when I say that if you shite-arses had a web site I wouldn't go anywhere near the fucking thing, so what's your excuse? Well, apart from being neandrethals??? Fucking twat. And you're a fine bunch to talk about Nazi-ism and anti-semites (I wonder where you got that word from eh??? If Talesnikov said he was homosexual would you guys all use that word too???) C'Away the Dees - get tore in about that Arab Pish.

462 Name: JMB11
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From:
Time: 1999-10-16 00:12:19
Comments: If you stupid Arabs would piss off & stop coming on his site, there would be no need for it all. This site is for Dundee supporters, not bampots like you and your sad mates who continously piss everyone off with your childish comments. Away and slag Dundee off on a site dedicated to your own Supporters club.....or don't you have one?

461 Name: The anti-nazi league
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 17:09:44
Comments: I wondered how long it would be before some bluenose.lowIQ, tink came out with the predictable anti-jew comments, coming from the same set of fans who made monkey noises at rod wallace I look forward to coming back on monday morning and ramming it right up your collective arses. Also whats with challenging people to a fight over the net, I've been going to derby matches for over 20 years and never once had any bother leaving a game at tannadice or dens, I'm glad it's just the inhabitants of the bread pub who still live in the 80's.

460 Name: Chiedozie
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 16:54:48
Comments: Hows about this for a song sing to tune of : The esso sign means happy motoring ( or whatever it is !!!) Billy Dodds is illegitamate He hasn't got a birth certificate Hes been shagged by Paul Hegarty The dirty Arab Bastard ** Based on famous Everton song about fOWLER AND MACMANANAMAMAMAMAMAM

459 Name: JMB11
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 16:35:13
Comments: Steve B - you don't even go to Utd games so you're worse than the average arab. You must be the saddest person in the world. Remember, if Utd win (unlikely), wait until 10pm before putting a childish message on here to make it look as if you were at Dens & travelled back up to Aberdeen. Let us know what Sky's coverage was like, especially of the giant flag which was too big to take into the Shed.

458 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 16:31:13
Comments: No 67 the playground bully - he can hardly string a sentence together but at least his mates think he is as tough as fuck, so thats ok. You horrible anti-semitic, rascist bluenose muck just get worse. Can't wait till wee Jan shoves it up you Nazis cretins. SHED RULE. PS - how tough is it to challange one person to a fight in a pub where all your 'mates' are?! SHED STILL RULE YOU DERRY WANKERS.

457 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 16:24:19
Comments: M. Kerr = one hideous individual.

456 Name: M. KERR - JMBDB67
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 13:49:26
Comments: Just because someone challenges you a fight in a pub doesn't make them a physcopath. If you choose to bottle it, it just makes you a Arab yellowbelly. If you don't like what you read on a DUNDEE F.C. guestbook then tough shit. There are plenty of 2nd rate Arab pages where you can write in to. I'm afraid you've just been shown up for an Arab who has simply shat his pants and can't handle the fact that he(probably she) is a chickenshit. Now off you pop, you little crapping arab!!

455 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-15 09:46:56
Comments: 'Auschwitz flag',' Jewish Spastic'.... for fucksakes. Even no. 67 the psychopath cant find this funny? Sad, really sad.

454 Name: DinobJMBDB13
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From: D&G(Dolphin&Ghangie)
Time: 1999-10-15 03:57:44
Comments: Cant wait for Sunday.Im taking Aushwitz Flag ang Bacon sanies.The boy with the Arab scarf you'l no be at the derby cause ye maa never made enough money working on the streets this week and ye daa never got his usual dosh hanging about the mardi cue.Mind you ye can watch it on sky tv, what im i thinking you've no got sky tv, come to think the closest you came to a telly was walking past Radio Rentals when going with ye maa tae the VD clinic.AWAY THE DEES!!!!!and FUCK THE ARABS.

453 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-14 17:29:30
Comments: Seeing as the Dees have two new stands now, I feel I'm in a position to look down on Alloa's Recreation Park. The cinder ash terracing and Morag's caravan catering(Edo's got burds a' fucking place) certainly takes me back to the 1997/98 season when the Dee strolled the 1st Division. Ah happy days!!

452 Name: JMBDB33
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 17:15:19
Comments: We are the JMB Dark Blues..... We fucked the Bobby Cox 6-2...... Seb scored 3.... Edo he got 2..... And Kev notched a pen for the Bread Boys Crew!!

451 Name: JMBDB69
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 17:10:12
Comments: Could you eat a bacon sandwich, Telesnikov.... Could you eat a bacon sandwich, Telesnikov..... Could you eat a bacon sandwich...... Ye little Jewish spastic....... Could you eat a bacon sandwich, Telesnikov.

450 Name: M.K. - JMBDB67
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 17:07:57
Comments: Just as I thought, another Arab yellowbelly.

449 Name: Steve B
Website: 67 = MK's IQ
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 14:06:41
Comments: No 67 - you are a just a fucking moron.

448 Name: M.K.- JMBDB67
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 13:50:23
Comments: Dear 'the boy with the arab scarf': Was this scarf picked up from the East Stand when the Dee beat you 2-0. Beat team! Dundee 46 points United 34 points (Final SPL position 1998/99). Best Stadium!! What that little shoe horn park with 5 pissy wee stands, all different shapes and sizes!! Best fans!! As I've already mentioned the ones who throw their scarfs on to the track after derby defeats!! More money!! Oh dear, another gullable Arab spastic who believes auld,senial Jim when he claims that United are about to benefit from an alleged £15 million. This is now beyond a joke!! Best programmes!! Oh well done!! Dundee fans minks!! Aren't you the boys from Kirkton with the burberry hats. Classy! You are welcome down the Bread anytime for a scrap but I fear, like the Arab Frank K, you are another little tangerine yellowbelly!! Remember the score is 5-4.

447 Name: DFC. NO1
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-10-14 11:50:05
Comments: OK pal so you had a free period very witty.But you must remember what all dundee fans know is true.ARABS: ALL FUCKING MOUTH AS USUAL!

446 Name: The boy with the arab scarf
Website: Shedrule ya bastards
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From: Tannadice (less minky end of Tannadice St)
Time: 1999-10-14 11:22:25
Comments: Looking forward to Sunday you dee scum. Maybe not, you're probably only thinking as far as where your next meal will come from. I'd just like to know what it is about Dundee fans. There always seems to be some minky little shit at your school or at work who bangs on about how noisy Dundee fans are, but when you get to the game all you hear is nothing, and all you see is about 5 tinks standing up pretending to create an atmosphere. There's only one team in Dundee as far as the team, the stadium, the fans, the programmes and also the money is concerned, so why don't you tramps fuck off down to the job centre and get yourselves a fucking job, instead of loitering around in the cesspit you call Dens park. See you's outside on Sunday. Don't worry we'll find you. (Can't ignore the smell you see)

445 Name: Arab on Tour
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 10:21:33
Comments: Strange how many bluescum include Billy Dodds in their 'best team' considering how shite they tell us he is. As Steve B says - WE WON THE LAST FOUR!!!! HA!!!

444 Name: Steve B
Website: we won the last 4!!!!
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From:
Time: 1999-10-14 10:16:11
Comments: We won the last 4 - end of story, no arguments please. DUFC; Tayside's premier team. PS it was 'preton' not 'prenton' - dundee fans; can't read and still not clever. PPS - 'pseudo-intellectual bullshit'? i.e. - you don't understand it!!!! Scummers like you aspire to be pseudo-intellectuals!

443 Name: 5-4 SCUM KNOW THE SCORE
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From:
Time: 1999-10-13 19:45:21
Comments: Let's not get into a discussion with Stevie Bore whose pseudo-intellectual bullshit seems to drone on and on. What is Prenton anyway? Lecturer - surely not! 5 trophies and that's that. Well done to the chaps with the pudding bowls, wonderful show. Not quite as impressive the following day but I suppose there is only so much a JMB can do.

442 Name: Stevie B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-13 17:52:41
Comments: Thoughts? - obvious really; we are the team from dundee who have won the last 4 major honours. That says it all. Dundee - the Preton North End of Scottish football. Away the mighty ARABS!!!!

441 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: The land of reality
Time: 1999-10-13 16:55:19
Comments: Steve b,lets face facts,you are a sad individual who is constantly on a DUNDEE WEB SITE.You say "mighty arabs" yet your team has won less than dundee.What are your thoughts on this vital statistic? Awaiting reply,stevie boy. BLUE IS THE COLOUR!DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

440 Name: Stevie B
Website:
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From: The land of truth and enlightenment
Time: 1999-10-13 15:45:09
Comments: Yes, yes 'white pele' that's really interesting, mmmm, good points well made.........zzzzzzzz. Dundee fans; they look even more stupid when they try to be 'clever', give it up guys. Why don't you and that wee postgrad tosser 'big bob' have your innane little conversations in private. Lets here it for the mighty Arabs!!!!!!!

439 Name: Gerry McNee
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-13 15:10:04
Comments: Possible new signing? Whitley Bay? Dundee are very very small time.

438 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-13 15:09:15
Comments: Roll on sunday, who can stop the real steve b(boyack)doing the business against the scum.Billy big ears has done fuck all, ooh aah falconer the in form scottish striker!

437 Name: The White Pele
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-13 15:08:22
Comments: Stevie B- if you are indeed a University lecturer you would think that you would be too intelligent to utter the kind of snobby gibberish that you seem to revel in. Yet another case of middle-class, suburban pish that usually derives from the members of the aforementioned class' insecurities and lack of identity. You feel the need to look down on the working class as a means of compensating for the personal shortcomings and inadequicies within your own sad existence. You repeatedly call Dundee fans "minks" and other such derogatory names but why is this? Because you feel the need to taint anything other than the associations you have formed i.e. Dundee United, a classic case as my esteemed fellow Dee BigBob pointed out, of Dundee F.C. envy. You have obviously chosen a succesful career as a means of substituting for an inadequate life and while away the hours of your wretched, self-loathing existence by annoying every decent happy person andwanking your life away over porn you find on the internet due to your inability to form personal relationships.

436 Name: steve b
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-12 15:26:16
Comments: Oh really 'bigbob', how impressive. I got my phd years ago and now lecture at uni., so call me Doctor you pissy little postgrad. Psychology? a psuedo-scientific pile of non-reflexive shit which perpetuates both an ontological fallacy and a flawed epistimology through an incorrectly abstracted and a-historical individualism. Law? - so you will be lining your pockets while keeping the poor locked up and maintaining the class system by being a functionary of the ruling clases. You must be proud. Dundee fans - still not clever. Away the mighty ARABS!!!!

435 Name: BigBob
Website:
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From: Dundee
Time: 1999-10-12 12:18:24
Comments: Re: Stevie B,s comments "Dundee supporters not to clever". Well Stevie im currently completing my last year of a law and psychology PHD at Dundee University and I could outclever any Arab Bastard anyday of the week, so get it up you.I think you are suffering Freud,s penis envy syndrom, but instead of penis envy I feel you could be experiencing Dundee Football Club envy.

434 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-12 09:51:45
Comments: I agree with statman and the boys from the bread you cannot argue with the fact that the dees have won more honours than the arabs.You can go on and on but until united win another major trophy(highly unlikely)this will always be the case.P.S the only thing laughable steve is you thinking we take you arabs serious!DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL FOREVER BLUE!

433 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-12 08:12:14
Comments: Mmmmm. Thats really interesting 'Statman' - absolutely conclusive. Well done. Not. I hope you didnt spend too much time over that laughable nonsense. Bluenoses - they are not clever!

432 Name: Statman Dee
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-11 20:35:55
Comments: Just who are the most successful clubs in their respective cities. E.G. Juventus v Torino. The most successful team is Juventus because they have won more major honours than their city rivals. What about Manchester United v Manchester City. It's Man Utd due to having won more major honours. Liverpool v Everton. It's Liverpool. Real Madrid v Athletico Madrid. It's Real. Barcelona v Espanyol. It's Barcelona. Rangers v Celtic. It's the Huns. Hearts v Hibs. It's the Jambos. What about Dundee v Dundee United? Yes, that's right it's The Dees. Just like Juventus,Barcelona,Real Madrid,Man Utd,Liverpool,Rangers and Hearts, Dundee are the most successful club in their respective city because they have won more major honours than their city rivals. I realise this statistic must annoy all Arabs but I'm afraid facts are facts. It is also no coincidence that all these clubs are the biggest and best in their city. Dundee F.C. always No.1. Yours in sport, Statman Dee.

431 Name: DinoBJMBDB13
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-11 20:28:25
Comments: Cant wait until sunday for the DEES to pick up 3 points from the scum across the road.Ill be there ,lets see if those fucking smelly arabs will be able to fill the shankly stand or if they just watch the DEES win again on SKY tv.AWAY THE DEES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK BIG EARS DODDS!!!!!.

430 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-11 17:58:40
Comments: Any truth in the rumour that Seb and Gogse literally failed to fill their respective pudding bowls after their impromptu strip in Raffles on Saturday night!! Was this because someone turned the heating off in the pub or did their genitals take 'first timers' stage fright( although this comment isn't strictly correct in Seb's case!)?? Stone in Love, JMBDB2. P.S. Does anyone know if Raffles keep tapes of their closed circuit T.V.!! P.P.S. Why was Edo continually kissing that ginger haired lassie on the forehead in Raffles! Did she meet his criteria re fondness for burds with 'temporary accomodation' or has he never seen a ginger minge before!! Watch this space.

429 Name: JMBDB54
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From:
Time: 1999-10-11 13:49:03
Comments: Will all the Arabs who are going to the derby on Sunday and who said that Dundee would NEVER build 2 new stands before the 31st of July and therefore be thrown out of the SPL, please note that humble pehs cost £1.00 and humble bovril 90p. Thankyou and enjoy the game. P.S. I predict the Pirhanas will be playing 'Tom Hark' on at least 3 occasions this Sunday. Stone in Love, JMBDB54.

428 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-11 13:42:28
Comments: There was a devastating blow for the Bread Albion on Sunday when they were beaten 3-2 by a hungrier Mains of Claverhouse team in a five goal thriller at Kirkton 2. However it isn't surprising that the Mains of Claverhouse are the hungrier side when you consider the fare the two teams enjoy in their respective pubs after the game!! I'm afraid the Mains' boys can only look forward to a measly chip roll after an exerting 90 minutes whereas the Bread boys are treated to Lorraine's Sunday special of sausages,black pudding,lorne,hash browns,bacon,scrambled egg,beans and toast. I'll see everyone tomorrow to see the Dees take on Alloa. Stone in Love,JMBDB2.

427 Name: CARTMAN
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-11 11:58:04
Comments: Dundee united are a fucking joke and all the stupid arabs are tossers who have nothing better to do than come on dfc websites.They are still dreaming of the mystery 15m and believe any shit wee jim tells them.Their ground is a fucking site and has never been full,you will get totally done by the mighty dees on the 17th.The big question is will arab on tour and,stevie bullshit get to the game on sunday as it is school next day and sunday is their bath night eh!STAND UP IF YOU HATE ARABS.

426 Name: Albert Einstien
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-11 10:57:04
Comments: "the wee team across the road and their tinky little followers" - and this is witty??!!

425 Name: Charlie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Ontario Canada
Time: 1999-10-09 02:32:15
Comments: Great site great club Just A pity you can't keep the pigs from tannadice out

424 Name: FUCK OFF U ARAB SCUM
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-08 23:35:51
Comments: UTD will get a fucking tanking on the 17th and i cant fucking wait to wipe there smiles off their ugly pusses. I have faith in wee james to fuck the arab scum once more. Away the DEES!!!!!!!!.

423 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-08 13:24:19
Comments: What exactly is a 3rd rate lump of shite!! What a daft tosser Albert is. The argument and wit offered up by these Arabs is becoming weaker than auld geriatric Jim McLean's bladder. Anyway, who cares about the wee team across the road and their tinky little followers when there is much more important business to discuss. I'm refering of course to the derby clash of the season at Kirkton 2 on Sunday between the mighty morning machine Bread Albion and the Mains of Claverhouse. We have Gentleman Jim and Crazy Kev playing for the Mains and Mini,Ando,Gogse,Seb and the recall of the big gun Sully playing for the Albion. The Bread will certainly miss the hard tackling Edo(suspension) and the considerable frame of Paddy(weekend in London) and the finesse of Simmy!(weekend in Hamilton). It promises to be the ultimate 'battle royale' and is sure to draw a crowd of several.... well just several. Up the Bread, Up the Dees, Up the Stone. Stone in Love, JMBDB2. P.S. prediction. 1-0 to the Bread, with Seb scoring the winner and then going on to complete his hat-trick later on as his burd is coming home from Majorca at the weekend!!!

422 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-08 11:46:35
Comments: "Yes united were the best team in the city for a long time and I hated every fucking minute" - well that says it all. AWAY THE MIGHTY ARABS!!!!!!!!!!!

421 Name: DFC. NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-10-08 10:56:51
Comments: Your point is stevie bullshit?.As I said idiot they "WERE" Comprende!

420 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-08 10:21:37
Comments: "Yes united were the best team in the city for a long time and I hated every fucking minute" - well that says it all. AWAY THE MIGHTY ARABS!!!!!!!!!!!

419 Name: DFC. NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-10-08 09:35:01
Comments: Thought we were unlucky on saturday against the gers,at least like hibs with a bit of luck we might have won.Looking on the bright side what better way to get our first win at dens against the scum.Yes united were the best team in the city for a long time and I hated every fucking minute of it but last season(ie the most recent)we finished 12 points and easily top team in dundee,if you look back the first 3 derbies last season could have went either way, the only difference being the last one at tannadice when we fucking hosed on you.Really looking forward to the 17th for another derby victory!BLUE IS THE COLOUR!

418 Name: Albert Einstein
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-08 09:18:42
Comments: Scummer no 2 - what a patronising cunt - she can't be as thick as you, you 3rd rate lump of shite.

417 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-07 13:41:02
Comments: I have just had one of the most amazing conversations in my life. Claire a.k.a. 'Dundee Shop Burd or Paddy's Burd' who works in Dundee Direct has amazingly been accepted into Abertay University. The conversation went something like this. JMBDB2: Alright Claire! DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Eh no bad! JMBDB2: I was just wondering if the tickets for the game at Hibs on the 23rd were in yet. DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Ay thur in! JMBDB2: That's fine I'll give you or Neil a call next week to confirm final numbers. DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Eh well, if ye try to phone me ye'll no get is likes! JMBDB2: Oh, why is that? DUNDEE SHOP BURD: I'm gonna Uni likes. Next week,ken! JMBDB2: University!!! I'm sorry if I sound surprised but I didn't have you down as the University type. Which one is it? DUNDEE SHOP BURD: It's Abertay ye cheeky bastard. A'cunt says that they dinnae hae is doon for the Uni type likes ken but I got accepted nae bather. JMBDB2: Which course? DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Business studies. Meent tae be a piece a pish likes ken! JMBDB2: Well I hope you get on well with your studies. DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Ta, and if ye see Edo or Paddy tell thum tae stop looking at mi tits at the gym, the pervy cunts. JMBDB2: I'll tell them Claire, cheerio. DUNDEE SHOP BURD: Aye, see ya!!

416 Name: Dundee 5 United 4
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Breadland
Time: 1999-10-06 22:01:28
Comments: Is it true that Sebastian managed to go a whole Foyet party without getting his cheesy cock out? Who is this cunt tipping the mains for the league? Is it Chuck Mac?

415 Name: mains for the league
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-10-06 21:55:22
Comments: Just a few words to say that saturday was easily one of my most enjoyable birthdays. I would just like to say thanks to Foyet for the hospitality, Sandra for the high standard cuisine (as ever), Lorraine for putting up with my behaviour before and after the match, and lastly to everyone who fed me with alcohol. Good luck to the dream team for the forthcoming derby game and one last word to messrs wilkie, tweed and smith, watch that diving little BASTARD Talesnikov.

414 Name: DUFC #1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-06 18:18:26
Comments: Yup I get touchy trying to point out the fact that your team and support are shite and United have been the best team in dundee for years, but hey it's a laugh! Unfortunately chances are that United might just win something this year or at least contend for a euro spot, dundee will of course be lucky to escape relegation. Dundee old school no chance 3-0 to United ding ding thanks for playing

413 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-06 13:54:05
Comments: Dear Mr A.Buffoon: You are a touchy little Arab aren't you! I'll admit I wasn't laughing in May 94 but I was in hysterics at your last two cup finals in Nov 95 (Stenhousemuir) and Nov 96 (3-0 to the Tims). You think you've won more but you've only four and you'll never win FIVE in a row. P.S. Major honour score is still 5-4. Up the Stone, Up the Dees, Up the Bread and laugh at the Arabs. Stone in love, JMBDB2.

412 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-10-06 13:35:36
Comments: Piss off ger-man for a support your team has you make fuck all noise home and away.Hope barry,s feeling better wee shite big wilkie went through him like butter.At least we had little dick flapping for a bit on saturday.P.S arab scum we will collect our first victory at dens on the 17th.

411 Name: A Buffoon
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-06 11:12:42
Comments: Mr jmbdb not as funny as not having been in a scottish cup final for about a hundred years or aberdeen showing up at hampden scoring 2 taking the piss then going home.How much did you laugh in 94 when Utd beat the huns? Still won no games at home, never seen your team win a major trophy poxy wee team ha ha. Does winning a cup in 1910, 89 years ago! still count? Away and practise your chat up lines on each other.

410 Name: GER-MAN
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-06 11:07:35
Comments: You can't stop the mighty GERS. Couldnt help but agree with Ewing Grahame in the Daily Record when he described Dens Park as the 'worst stadium in the SPL'. What a shithole - fucking junior club - and what a pishy home support. Get out our league no hopers. AWAY THE MIGHTY GERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

409 Name: bleah
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-06 11:04:07
Comments: You say Amato, I say AMATO. You say Amato, I Say AMATO. Amato, AMATO, Amato, AMATO. Oh why don't the dees FUCK OFF!

408 Name: Dirty Old Bastards FC
Website: D.O.B. GATEWAY
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Markham, Ontario CANADA
Time: 1999-10-05 22:35:37
Comments: Oi Lads! Greetings from afar...Just stopped by to take a look. Looks good, and now we need another drink...

407 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-05 13:29:42
Comments: Thank God a game of football does last 90 minutes or the major honours in the city of Dundee would read: Dundee 5, Dundee Utd 6 instead of Dundee 5, Dundee Utd 4. Who can forget the 2 Scottish Cup finals with the Arabs and the Tims. Ah, happy days. N.B. Major Honour score is still 5-4.

406 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-05 13:25:06
Comments: I heard Simmy was back on form at the weekend. Apparently on Saturday night at Foyet's party he was heard delivering one of his infamous cheesy chat up lines. I believe the conversation went something like this. SIMMY: What's yer name. THE BURD: Louise. SIMMY: Louise, that's a nice name. I'll tell ye what. I'm a sparky wi the cooncil likes an I'm gonna be working on the Christmas lights, ken in the toon. I'll put yir name, 'Louise', up on lights in the Murraygate!!....... This line is quite cheesy and could probably make Simmy's top 3. I think the other ones would have to be his two last year in Raffles. Simmy: Are yir feet sair?... Gullable burd: How?... Simmy: Well, I just thought when ye fell fae heaven, yir feet would just be sair,ken!!..... The other one must be when the Sim. was spraffing to a no bad looking burd for a while in the aforementioned pub, when all of a sudden, he looked at the label on the back of her crop-top and was heard to utter these immortal words whilst looking deep into her eyes... Ah,made in heaven... Hats off to Simmy, when it comes to chatting up burds, he really is in a class of his own!! P.S. If getting beat 3-2 fae the Huns on Saturday wasnae bad enough, the mighty Bread Albion suffered their first defeat of the season (5-2) at the hands of the Ballinard. Apparently this was down to the Arabs in the team, Wullie and Jimmy, who were responsible for all 5 goals. I'm not going back to the Bread Albion until we finish off our Arab Cleansing and eliminate the last two in our team!! Up the Bread, Up the Stone and despite Simmy's chat up lines he didnae get up Louise. stone in Love, JMBDB2.

405 Name: Brian McGinley
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-10-05 13:01:48
Comments: It's all gone quite over here! Hugh your right! a game of footie does last 90 minutes.

404 Name: FINAL ATTACK
Website: FINAL ATTACK
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Germany
Time: 1999-10-04 15:57:15
Comments:

403 Name: Hugh Dallas
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-04 12:03:04
Comments: I would just like to confirm that a regulation football match does in fact last ninety minutes.

402 Name: Sportsklubben Rolf
Website: Sportsklubben Rolf-Web
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Norway
Time: 1999-10-03 18:07:33
Comments: Greetings from Norway & Sportsklubben Rolf to all Dundee-supporters...

401 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
From: The Sunday Club
Time: 1999-10-02 10:01:44
Comments: Sully, we would sign you back but you would only have a role like your one on Scotsport last week, ie on the fringes. I don't know about Ian Ure, maybe Stephan Pounewatchy is more like it(without the tan). Padee & Edo were on form last night in Raffles, I think you could call our efforts with the barmaids persistant to say the least! It must have been the aftershocks.....

400 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-10-01 13:37:43
Comments: I find it strange that United supporters such as Arab on Tour continue to call Dundee fans minks when we both attract supporters from the exact same catchment area! It's even more surprising when you think back to last season at the little Kirkton spinker from the East Stand with the Burberry Hat (very cool) who made a tit of himself trying to attack Bobby Douglas!! The definition of the classic mink I think. Anyway I'm not going to waste my breath on frustrated wee Arabs when there is much more important business to discuss such as the mighty Bread Albion. I see Ballinard, at Monymusk on Sunday, will be the latest victims for the Morning machine better known as Bread Albion. It looks like the Bread will easily win promotion this year due to our strength of squad. We have a defence that is steady, heroic but sure and in Paddy have a centre-half in the mould of Ian Ure. Mini Edo could easily go very far, but prefers to perform under the banner of "Young Star". The strikers are scoring, and the defence can rely on Wullie and the team would be complete if you could only sign back Sully. Up the Bread Albion, Up the Dees, Up the Stone and Mini, you've nae chance of getting up Lorraine!! Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

399 Name: Arab on tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-10-01 09:31:18
Comments: I'm not married so keep on dreaming saddo, it's not just jonesie you lot have been at it too so if you can't take it stop leaving your wee sad messages. Hows the saving going for the tie and parking space?

398 Name: JMB-11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-30 21:55:11
Comments: I had sex with your wife whilst you were on tour mate. She's not related to me. She's stinking. We've never heard of Jonesie so fuck off to an Arab site you saddo.

397 Name: Arab on tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-30 15:49:16
Comments: I wasn't going to bother leaving messages any more but seeing as how the wee bairn jonesie has emerged 4 months after the gubbing at tannadice I think I will. Won any major trophies recently lads? Had sex with someone who isn't related to you, saved your giros for the Marr super share scheme offer. Looking forward to a sound thrashing at dens? UNITED #1

396 Name: Hate that Colour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-30 08:09:14
Comments: Great goal scored by Andy Cole for Man. United against Marseiles, who rememebers Joe Gilroy scoring a very similar goal in a advert for Bilsland Bread lots of years ago.

395 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-29 15:45:52
Comments: Great result on saturday hopefully we can get a result against rangers.I feel we should just go for it like last season when we should have won.It,s been a good week with the share issue topping 250k.Hopefully jocky will have money to spend soon as I feel with a couple of players we will continue to climb the table.DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

394 Name: Sully
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-28 17:35:07
Comments: Just to let you know that I would normally have beaten Simmy and Edo in the race to rub Gavin Rae's extremely sweaty napper but, on the bus to Kilmarnock, some cunt spiked my bottle of Tango with a half bottle of Voddy!! The journey back was certainly one of the best vengaparties this season. If I remember correctly, I was singing Edo's favourite "Caravan of Love" and Edo was singing my favourite "Beautiful Sunday" (the Derry Mix). However the highlight of the weekend must have been on Sunday at Kirkton 2. Simmy looked immaculate in his pristine white shorts and resplendent blue top. I never thought I'd see the day when the Sim notched for the mighty Bread Albion, even if it was only a training game. I see Rainbow was a good lad on Saturday night as he got home at a respectable 3.30am. This compares favourably to his midweek excursion to Eindhoven when he didnae get back to his hotel until 5.00am. Apparently he got lost! Although unlike the other JMB boys, I believe him, as he also got lost on his way to Rugby Park last Saturday!! Will someone also let Simmy know that I got a phone call fae Danny Zuko (J.T. fae Grease). Seemingly he was watching Scotsport on Sunday night as well, and he says he wants his white jacket back!! P.S. To the Arab that replied to Padee: Get a life mate, or better still, some of your own friends to play with. Stop hanging around our website. You're not even annoying any more.You're just making a tit of yourself. Stone in Love, the Vice President!

393 Name: Padee's mum
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-28 15:15:59
Comments: I'm so proud of you son, following the dees and making a show of youself on national TV. keep up the goodwork by smacking hells bells in the nose on soccer AM, and ranting on about winning nothing for 25 years.

392 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-27 18:16:06
Comments: How funny was Scotsport last night, featuring the JMBDB!! If you taped it, have a look at Simmy's reaction to Super Ally's miss from 2 inches. He must make an obscene "Gerritupyi" gesture about 15 times!! Edo did his bit too, grabbing Gavin Rae in a bear hug before Simmy once again jumped in on the action with a lunge from the 4th row. Poor Sully though, desparately prancing about trying to get a touch of Gav's heid without success! Perhaps even funnier was St Johnstones support at Ibrox - must have cost a fortune for the taxi. Bring on the Rangers...

391 Name:
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-27 14:18:16
Comments: Normal service? That'll be United whipping your arse at dens, dundee getting relegated and United up for a euro spot. Yes bring it on dundee, looking forward to taking the piss!

390 Name: JMBDB31
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-26 22:44:07
Comments: It was noted that in his reply, the crap arab didn't deny that normal service has now been resumed. Roll on the 17th when not only will we beat these arab b****rds but once again do it live on sky.

389 Name: Hate that Colour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Up the Blackie
Time: 1999-09-26 21:27:56
Comments: Capt. Arsewipe, go back to one of your wee web sites and enter shite there. Just had a look at a crappy Arab Web Site called, Arab Jacques Tangerine Tribute, two entries in guest book, one of them mines!. Great result for the Dee,s against Killie, sad arabs losing to Jambos made my day.

388 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-26 17:15:07
Comments: Fair enough. Glad to hear that I have been 'irritating'. May your shite season continue into the next and the next and the next........ Bye.

387 Name: JMBDB31
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 22:54:39
Comments: Frankie k/Arab Cap - F**k off you irritating little wank - you have already been told that any multiple entries will be deleted. so now anything you put on will be wiped. PS Dundee win while United lose - normal service has now been resumed

386 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:07:46
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

385 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:06:41
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

384 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:07:47
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

383 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:06:40
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

382 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:07:45
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

381 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:06:40
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

380 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:07:46
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

379 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:06:38
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

378 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:06:37
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

377 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-25 19:07:44
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

376 Name: A Student
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 17:19:26
Comments: I was just wondering if the bloke with the big fat head super imposed on a dundee player still works behind the bar in the bread? I graduated in 1992 and remember him pulling pints in there serving Michael O'Neil his breakfast of 12 V&O's

375 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-24 17:15:01
Comments: Dear Arabs: You can say what you want and you can write what you want, but at the end of the day Dundee have won MORE major honours than you. I realise this statistic must annoy you Arabs but I'm afraid facts are facts and it is the only statistic that matters. Up the Dees. Stone in Love, JMBDB54. Remember now, the M.H. score is still 5-4.

374 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 16:07:20
Comments: Actually what I wrote was "well said the shedboy". Sinky, you are a fucking cretin.

373 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 16:06:19
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

372 Name: SINKY
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-24 14:51:55
Comments: "Well said shedboy" stevie b your a fucking nonce!

371 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-24 14:43:37
Comments: To cap arab,yes it is the league position that counts but not after seven games but at the end of the season!Dundee were fifth last year due to performances over 36 games.Yes united have started well but there is a long way to go.You are making an arse of yourself and shows your mentality.Can,t wait to read your witty response again and again.................

370 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 14:44:12
Comments: Well said the shedboy!!! Demolished or what?!!?

369 Name: Shedboy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 14:32:03
Comments: I would have thought the mother of all embarrassing moments would have been watching your rivals cuff you to win the league on your ground. Oh and cuffing you on your own ground 3-0 to win the league cup. Remind me again who put dundee out of the B&Q cup that season? Alloa, Vince mennie, cammy fraser, going down more often than JMBDB016's mum, not winning anything for 25 years, begging anyone who would listen for money to build stands, your own fans not spending £25 to buy a brick, getting gubbed from Hibs & St J from goals in the last 10 minutes, finishing above your rivals 1 season out of 25, getting all arsey then finding out they were in fact correct and you are pish,Dixon, gellaty,cook,Winning less games in dundee derbys,scoring less goals in dundee derbys,getting thumped frequently in dundee derbys,being a bunch of minks,singing the sash at celtic park, your best moment following your team being a win over the old firm ten years ago, relying on ancient statistics in an attempt to save face,but most of all admitting you support dundee.NOW THATS EMBARRASSING.

368 Name: Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:45:56
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye

367 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE ARCHITECT POLICE
Time: 1999-09-24 13:35:53
Comments: Question: Four sides of the ground. Five stands. Only 2 and a half of the five stands are new. What can it be? It's the funniest looking patchwork,disjointed,shoehorn type and architecturally flawed stadium in the SPL. Major Honours: Dundee 5(Five), United 4 (Four). Record Attendance: Dundee 43,000, United 29,000. Derby Points last season: Dundee 7, United 4. Derby goals last season: Dundee 6, United 5. The mother of all embarrasing moments: Dundee Utd 0 Stenhousemuir 0 (The Warriors win 5-4 on penalties. Up the Dees and laugh at the Arabs. Stone in Love JMBDB54.

366 Name: Captain Arab
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:25:50
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

365 Name: Captain Arab
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:24:42
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

364 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:24:42
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

363 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:25:49
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

362 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:24:41
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

361 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:25:48
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

360 Name: Captain Arab
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 13:24:39
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

359 Name: DFC.NO1
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-24 13:17:49
Comments: To the arab tit my name is not jonesie, you seem to be rather besotted by this man.I thought this was rather coincidental.Dundee fc has 5 major honours and 4 stands at dens!And the arabs have 4 major honours and 5 differently named stands at the tannadice.

358 Name: Can't be arsed
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 11:33:23
Comments: Jonesie you thick fuck, the main stand now joins the old fair play enclosure i.e it has 1 roof and flows along to the main stand. I wouldn't be aware of the cost to get into it as I use my season ticket to gain access to the east stand. Has it come to this, that United having cuffed you at tannadice and gone to 3rd in the table, you now resort to trying to slag off United because of the shape of their ground? I didn't realise there was a uniform standard shape of football arena, which no doubt according to your sad minds will be 2 eggbox stands, a main stand that owes it's architecture to the corrugated iron era, and a piece of waste land that you'll never have the money to develop or fans to fill. Also the nutter below who writes in block capitals and was ranting on about bobby connor, great era for dundee etc, this will be the era when any decent player left dens a.s.a.p and dundee won nothing! Great days eh?

357 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-24 10:47:46
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

356 Name: Ray Stephen
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From: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Time: 1999-09-23 22:19:45
Comments: A FEW INJURY PROBLEMS FOR THE KILLIE MATCH. WE WILL SEE IF WE GET ANOTHER AWAY WIN. DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL REMINISCES OF THAT GREAT 2-1 VICTORY. REMEMBER THE 4-3 VICTORY OR THE WEEK WE BEAT THE GERS 3-2 AFTER DRAWING 2-2(REMEMBER THE GOAL THAT NEVER WAS -THE ONE THE WIND/CROWD SUPPOSEDLY BLEW BACK OUT) IN THE SCOT CUP OR WHEN BOBBY CONNORS 5 MIN PENALTY HELPING US BEAT THE CELTS. GREAT DAYS. TOMORROW SEES THE CLIMAX TO THE AVAILABLE TO ALL THE PUBLIC SHARE ISSUE-LETS HOPE WE HAVE REACHED THE £200K NEEDED TO SHOW THE REAL INVESTORS THAT DUNDEE FANS CARE. WHO IS THE PLAGUE THAT IS CONTENT ON CALLING THEMSELVES AFTER A FEMALE CONTRACEPTIVE DEVICE OBVIOUSLY NOT A DEE. MUST BE A FORFAR OR BRECHIN SUPPORTER OR SUCH LIKE. DUNDEE FC GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD.... forEVER VOL106 and counting

355 Name: One to One
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From:
Time: 1999-09-23 21:55:08
Comments: If Edo ever gets round to phoning this Arab bint that lives in the caravan, how will he respond to Q4 of "How Much Do You Hate United". I reckon that he can only choose between answers A or B, as i dont think caravans have letter boxes.

354 Name: cap. arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-23 14:52:57
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

353 Name: DFC.NO1
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-23 14:31:43
Comments: I see the last visitor not only doesn,t have a name but doesn,t have a fucking clue.If the main stand was extended then 1.Why does that end have a different name(fair play stand)? 2.Why does it cost more in the so called "main stand" if it is an extension?.You are obviously thick as fuck and know nothing about your own team or maybe you don,t even go to the games.

352 Name:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-23 14:13:37
Comments: re:dfc no 1 (ha ha aka G.Jones) if you hadn't skipped elementary maths you would be able to count that tannadice boasts 4 stands, the main stand (now extended)the GF, east and old shed.Dens meanwhile has 2 B&Q diy sheds, a main stand that is older than the queen mum and a big shed full of benches which has never been full, surprise surprise.United are currently looking into plans to build a new stand in place of the old shed, Jimmy marr is currently deciding whether he has enough bricks left over from the disasterous buy a brick scheme to build another 'eggbox'.Managed to save up your £520 for a tie, car parking space and a share in some shitey wee football club?

351 Name: Dr Lars Kovalev
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From: Yekaterinberg, Russia
Time: 1999-09-23 14:12:21
Comments: I have been read good website. Very nice. I am psychiatrist in Urals State University in my beautiful city. I read messages from your good readers in guest book. I like very much but not like attitude of little men from other small club. Please I read of their condition in my very good medical book given me by top man in Vienna. Thes small little men support Arab in 1980 and so on because of sad life. They worse than Rangers fans from Arbroath or Methil. No worry very soon none left. They no good like good men with good brains in big club. Arabs like communism but with much smaller life long.

350 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-23 13:35:02
Comments: I'm dissapointed that Edo hasn't phoned that Arabette in the caravan yet. I mean apart from being a Tangerine, and therfore a fat ride, she had everything going for her. You know, mobile phone and mobile home. We could have all went on holiday together down at Haggerston Castle and cooked some bangers on the stove, got out the guitar, had a singsong, tell exaggerated stories(i.e. get Simmy to come along) and then get pished. A missed opportunity me thinks!! I see Cap Arab's comments have degenerated into Primary 7 type piffle. Repeating a message several times over Frankie! Is that really the best you can do ? Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

349 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-22 15:29:03
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

348 Name: DFC.NO1
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-22 14:35:51
Comments: Isn,t it funny that a few months ago "little frankie" was exposed and his bottle went when challenged by one of the bread boys,then after about a week we have captain arab and arab hawk who like frankie find repeating themselves is funny.Pretty sad individual(s)probably all the one teenager.

347 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-22 14:22:11
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

346 Name: The White Pele
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-22 14:04:57
Comments: It seems that Simmy is getting a little agitated with all the slagging of Linlathen High that's been going on. This is understandable, after all there is no way that Simmy is going to let the scene of some of his greatest sexual triumphs(i.e. a few neckies behind the the bike shed) be decried. Has the burd from the caravan put a gypsy curse on Edo yet because he hasn't phoned her? Typical eh? An arab living in a fucking caravan! Apparantly though every time she walks into Tannadice Captain Arab turns to Arab Hawk and says "Fucks sake Hawk theres that posh bird, go and see if you can tap her for a tenner mate, I'm a bit skint just now, pimped the wife out for a night and ended up having to give everyone compensation when they caught a dose."

345 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-22 13:45:45
Comments: Yes yes... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

344 Name: DFC. NO1
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-22 12:02:00
Comments: I find it amusing when arabs refer to our new stands as "eggboxes" especially when tannadice consists of two old sheds(main stand and shed)and two funny little stands that hold very few the only end that is passable is the george fox stand,but seeing as this has never been full then it can,t be that popular among the arabs.After a quick calculation you will see that they have five stands all shapes and sizes, was wee jim the architect?.Finally I wonder if anyone knows of another funny ground with five stands instead of the normal four.Or is tannadice unique?

343 Name: Cap. Arab
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From: the forces of light
Time: 1999-09-21 19:31:24
Comments: Yes yes no 54... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

342 Name: padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 35 yards out
Time: 1999-09-21 18:47:33
Comments: JMB2 - BR has not called the Arabette...yet. I don't know if she has a phone in her "static 3 berth" as she likes to call it! I am making up a new tape for Saturday - all together now......"Every woman every man, join the Caravan of love......"!

341 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 18:00:32
Comments: Yes yes no 54... bla bla.... Check the league table. All last season and before the start of this one all you bluenoses kept telling us that it was the league position that counts. So... check the table. Bye.

340 Name: JMBDB54
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 17:30:03
Comments: Er what's a jocker!! It seems that the little Arab's cage has been rattled because it looks like Dundee are set to benefit from a cash injection of £5 million probably at the expense of United's dithering, decrepit and senile bunch of committee men. Arabs shouldn't be surprised that Dundee's board have persuaded investors to pump in millions of pounds to our club and that United have failed to do this. After all, our board consists of successful and proven business men and not geriatric Jim McLean and his clueless bunch of yes men. You Arab halfwits haven't half been the victims of the Tannadice propaganda machine with stories such as the infamous Reebok and Nike investment and the 'imminent' £15 million cash injection!! How often have United churned out the weary old phrase "talks are at a delicate stage with our major investors". I can only assume that Doug Smith is helping Jim McLean fill out his lottery ticket every week, and unfortunately for Auld Jim, exchanging a few words with the burd behind Asda's counter doesn't constitute talks with major investors!! Oh dear, Jim McLean strikes yet again against the gullable Arab spastics. P.S. As for chasing the Old Firm at the top of the league! I think you'll find, that like your 'alleged' investment, this will be yet another false dawn. Stone in Love, JMBDB54.

339 Name: DUNDEE NEW SCHOOL
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 15:48:00
Comments: It must be great to be all knowledgable at everything old school, real investors? that'll be you jockers armed with your giros then. If you read what marr said, most of the investment would go to paying off the debt of the 2 eggbox's and potentially building another eggbox but god knows why as your crowds are shit. Meanwhile back in the real world United are chasing the old firm at the top of the table whilst dundee are chasing their tails at the bottom. Now that must be a recurring memory for you old school tosser!

338 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-21 13:28:24
Comments: Having seen Paul Smith's(JMBDB69) stag night photos I was dissapointed to note that there were a distinct lack of stripper photos taken. I heard that she was a top quality entertainer and feel that it is only fair that fellow JMBDB members who couldn't make P.S.'s stag night to be given the opportunity to view these delicious snaps. Does anyone know if JMBDB1 has phoned that Arabette in the caravan yet? Or is it the Arab in the Caravanette yet? Well it has been some time since B.R. pulled a burd!! If he has any manners he will do the decent thing and let her down gently, which incidentally I've heard is no easy task, because being a typical Arabette, she apparently weighs somewhere in the region of 16 stone or 1 Paul Sturrock. p.s. Will someone tell Simmy that he STILL isn't getting to London for the SoccerAm appearance. We simply cannot trust him with Hells Bells, Hells Bells mother or Hells Bells grandmother. p.p.s. Will someone also please tell Sim. to stop admiring the view directly in front of him in the Bobby Cox Stand!!! Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

337 Name: Matron
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 13:02:28
Comments: Now then Bobby, its time for your medicine again. I see you had trouble with the lower case button again. We'll have to increase the doseage. Oh, and youve dribbled all over your new Dundee top. You naughty boy.

336 Name: Vince Mennie
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 11:47:02
Comments: I always remember when United stuffed us 3-0 at dens park to win the league cup and 2-1 at dens park to clinch the championship...... those were fucking great nights. Not as good as Bobby Glennie scoring against the sheep you understand but still pretty good.

335 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-21 09:47:58
Comments: To halfwit tax man peter marr is still able to visit this country for a set amount of days but you being a tax man would know this you tit.He was at sundays match and spoke after it about real investors.I suggest you hide yourself behind the 15m smokescreen wee jim has construted as you are talking complete shite.PS. To bobby glennie one of my favourite comebacks was against the arabs,league cup,we were 1-0 down with minutes left but won 2-1 after extra time keith wright and tommy coyne scored and that was a fucking great night.DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

334 Name: Bamber
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 09:31:08
Comments: Pity he didn't swallow a dictionary as well, oh and his tongue.

333 Name: Cap Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-21 08:43:25
Comments: Oh fuck, 'Bobby Glennie' has swallowed a thesaurus - what a load of drivel.

332 Name: Bobby Glennie
Website:
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From: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Time: 1999-09-20 22:38:49
Comments: IT IS VERY DISAPPOINTING YET AGAIN TO SEE US LOSE LATE ON IN A MATCH. DUNDEE NEED TO FIND THAT ADDED DIG THAT IS SERIOUSLY LACKING AND IS MUCH NEEDED. LETS HOPE THE TEAM STARTS DEFENDING ON THE HALFWAY LINE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. UNFORTUNATELY ITS SEEMS WE ARE REVERTING BACK TO DAYS OF OLD WHEN WE WOULD BE A GOAL UP WE,D PLAY WITH SUCH NONCHALANCE THAT WE,D LOSE OR IF WE WERE 2 GOALS DOWN WE WOULD ROLE THE SLEEVES UP AND PLAY WITH SUCH ENDEVOUR AND ENTERPRISE THAT WE WOULD WIN AT LEAST 3-2. DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL MAYBE YOU CAN RECOLLECT SUCH GREAT COMEBACKS? OR ANY OTHER DEES FOR THAT MATTER?. HOW MANY DEES REMEMBER BOBBY GLENNIES 40 YARDER FIRST MIN GOAL AGAINST ABERDEEN-LEIGHTON HAD NO CHANCE. BUT WE LOST THE MATCH I KNOW. THERE HAS BEEN GREAT GAMES AT DENS AND WITH THE AVAILABLE TO ALL THE PUBLIC SHARE ISSUE THE MILLENNIUM WILL BRING GREAT/MAGICAL/MAJESTICAL EUPHORIC DAYS AGAIN WHICH WILL MILITATE THE STADIA AND SUPPORTERS THAT IS DENS PARK DUNDEE FC THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD....forEVER VOL 106 and counting(ps why do dee fans on this great website feel the need to offer words of wisdom and great dundee stats to so called fans of other teams who,s only great gift is to offer words of degenerative diatribe confused with futile and geriatric delirium. i would not sink so low to reach their equilibrium).

331 Name: JMBDB2
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From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-20 17:41:30
Comments: I'm not surprised that the Arabs are fascinated with the JMB Dark Blues considering they seem to drink in such desirable establishments as Frews and the Hawkhill Tavern!! It is highly unlikely that the Arabs that drink in these holes have enough intelligence to form a supporters club or design a club website. Anyway, enough of the pissy little annoyances. The JM Bread boys should forever be in debt to Paddy for his 30 yard wonder goal on Sunday against Bonargrove. Not only did he win the game for Bread Albion(previously AFC Clep), he also ensured extra-time was avoided so everyone got back to the Bread half an hour quicker. However this extra half hour of drinking proved too much for Edo and Simmy. Simmy(becoming a Sully II) apparently falling asleep in the Mardi and Edo pulling a "stunning" bird who lived in a 'caravan'. Edo did confirm that she was an Arabette, so her sumptuous dwellings shouldn't have come as too much of a surprise to any respectable Derry Boys. Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

330 Name: The Tax Man
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-20 17:18:54
Comments: That's very interesting Dundee Old School, but considering Peter Marr needs to remain exiled from the UK for another 4 months in order not to suffer large amounts of tax I am sure the Inland Revenue will be glad of this tip off or are you just talking shite as usual.

329 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-20 16:28:57
Comments: Having spoken to peter marr after sundays game there is investors who are willing to put money into dundee this is not fantasy.If the share issue is a success this will happen.Maybe these arabs can,t handle the fact that dundee actually have people ready to invest in the club whereas total silence from tannadice regarding the 15m.

328 Name: DUNDEE HATER
Website:
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From: PERTH
Time: 1999-09-20 14:45:51
Comments: DUNDEE,DUNDEE.....OH YOULL NEVER FIND SOAP IN DUNDEE. HES LOWNDES, HES LOWNDES.....HES NATHAN ,NATHAN LOWNDES HE GETS THE BALL HE SCORES A GOAL NATHAN, NATHAN LOWNDES. WE CAN SMELL YE, WE CAN SMELL YE OVER HERE. DUNDEE'S A BARRELL, DUNDEE'S A BARRELL O' SHITE. WE HATE DUNDEE UTD,WE HATE DUNDEE TOO...THEYRE SHITE..WE HATE GLASGOW RANGERS COS WE R PERTH ST JONSTONE. WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE, WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE, WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE........WE ARE THE DUNDEE HATERS

327 Name: The Fly
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-20 13:59:50
Comments: Whats it like to follow shite?

326 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-20 13:59:24
Comments: Captain Pugwash - please direct your comments to Steve B. You seem a tad confused. PS. I think your website looks shite. bye.

325 Name: jmbdb=liff hospital
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-20 13:56:51
Comments: excuse me but wher does the £5-6m come from? Surely the cost of all the ties and car parking spaces will reduce this considerably. Have you ever considered moving from fantasy island to the real world? p.s won any home games this season? missing big brian?

324 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-20 13:42:00
Comments: A good reason to visit the site - yes I have to admit its a well designed one - is to guffaw at the level of delusion that exists amongst you lot. You actually think you're a decent side and are better than the mighty Tangerines. NOT SO!Jocky managed to get spawn a cameraderie last year because everybody thought Dundee's oldest (but worst) professional team was down the tubes, and they were all putting themselves in the shop window. Now with the complacent attitude that job security provides, Dundee have regained their position of semi-mediocrity, and will slide towards the bottom. Although United lost their way for a while, and are still some way from what we Arabs are demanding, we're Arisocrats compared to you plebs. As for leaving messages on Dees sites - such leading Cyberlites as Deeboy, Jonesie and Dundee Old School have been polluting Arab sites for a long time (though VERY QUIET recently). Roll on the 17th when Dodds and Jan the man will rattle your cages once more.

323 Name: JMBDB5
Website:
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From: 5 MH- DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-20 13:33:55
Comments: A dissapointing result yesterday but it looks like we will benefit from a cash injection quite soon of around £5/£6 million from our new investors. This is hilarious by the way, because over at shoe-horn park the mumbling auld committee men have been at a "delicate stage" with their own signing talks for, oh, 2 years now. Geriatric auld McLean's bluff has now been called. He will have to admit to the gullable Arab spastics that these major investors simply don't exist. Something most people with an IQ of about 12 (this would rule out Arabs who write into this website) have already worked out. I believe the Major Honour count is still 5 to 4. Therefore, bye for now. Stone in love, JMBDB5.

322 Name: captain pugwash
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-20 13:12:30
Comments: My point is you slag off dundee with your boring comments but do not even follow your own team just another part time arab like the rest who all threw their season tickets on the pitch after being outplayed by dundee.But at least you know this web site is excellent judging by your frequent visits.Personally I wouldn,t go near an arab site as I fucking detest anything to do with that team and they must be crap seeing that all the arabs visit the dees sites.

321 Name: The Captain
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From:
Time: 1999-09-20 11:56:53
Comments: Err... yes I have seen United on Scotsport and yes I do buy a few (not all) of the sunday papers..... your point please caller?? Has watching your shitty team caused you to finally lose the plot? I would stay away from 'fortress dens' for a while (like most of your 'support' do anyway).

320 Name: captain arab
Website:
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From: just outside pittodrie
Time: 1999-09-20 11:48:06
Comments: I am a loyal united fan I have seen all united,s games on scotsport and I buy all the sunday papers,so there!

319 Name: Tommo
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-20 11:32:04
Comments: 'Fortress Dens' - what a laugh!! PS scummer NO 1 - we have a bigger support than you. Please bear this in mind when you make your pathetic comments. NICE ONE THE SAINTS!!!!

318 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-20 11:14:22
Comments: So captain arab has been exposed as an armchair sunday post supporter this is no surprise also the other stupid arab cunt the next derby is on the 17th not the 27th.You and captain arab will be glad to know that this game is on sky so you may get to see it.Nothing ever changes with you sad arabs same old shit have any of you been to the five stand dump?

317 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-20 10:02:19
Comments: Did you enjoy the game yesterday at 'fortress dens' Ryan?

316 Name: Graham Jones
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-20 09:47:56
Comments: Dundee players were you unaware that a game of football lasts 90 minutes? Still no home wins this season oh dear oh dear? If we gub you on the 27th there will be queues of minks on the Tay Bridge. On a more amusing note (is that possibile?) I would just like yo mention Dundees brilliant advertisement for the share scheme which basically involves filling the Marrs coffers and you get a tie and a parking space good one!

315 Name: padee
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-19 21:07:10
Comments: Yes, of course you live in Aberdeen. And you were in the house for 5:30 coz you live right opposite Pittodrie! Try again Stevie Bullshit from Mid Craigie. You lot should get together and form your own supporters club so you can get out more. "The Non Travelling DUFC Faithful" sounds OK. Look forward to your reply 30 seconds after Dundee play their next game (your life must be fuckin exciting)!!

314 Name: Cap Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-19 18:12:52
Comments: On behalf of all Arabs I would like to thank dundee fc and their fans for giving us such a great laugh this season. Cheers. HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

313 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-19 17:19:57
Comments: And today's excuse was? Well we're waiting? Roll on the 17th - Easy Pasy for the Tanrgeine Dee-crushing machine.Tracey - get a life, there's more to it than lying back and letting the limp Dee scummers shoot their muck over you.No right minded man would touch you Blue-meat. Just hrading off to Frews. Might be a tricky drive with all the suicidal Bluenoses thowing themselves in the way!

312 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-19 13:52:24
Comments: I live in Aberdeen fuckwit!! Come on the Saints!!!!!!! (p.s. Tracey, you are so full of shit. Just you keep the morons from the Bread serviced love. bye.)

311 Name: DUFC DUNDEES NO 1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-19 13:42:27
Comments: Tracey Whitelaw - complete pox ridden slapper. End of story.

310 Name: TRACEY WHITELAW
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-19 12:39:33
Comments: What a great debate 'crapt.arab' and his pathetic sidekick 'arab shitehawk' put together on this page. Is it really that bad being an arab dick that you feel compelled to write in to our page? The fact that your arguements were probably discussed in the Linlathen High playgound today with the rest of your thirteen year old friends and then at night you get a shot of daddy's big computer, make it laughable. Had to get this on before you head off to bed, then again, no school tomorrow, maybe mummy and daddy will let you stay up late. There is no debate, oldest professional team in the city with the greatest tradition. End of story.

309 Name: padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-19 09:27:12
Comments: Just as I thought - a typical Arab. Did you take a laptop to Pittodrie yesterday judging by the time you sent that message!! I await a poor excuse. At least we know you don't even go to the games. Anyway, it was great to see you getting totally outclassed.... from Aberdeen.

308 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-18 17:28:50
Comments: The mighty arabs roll on!! Nice of us to give the sheep a goal (and give you scummers a wee crumb of comfort). Come on the Saints!!!

307 Name: Cap Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: modern times
Time: 1999-09-18 15:03:39
Comments: Do you really still get off on your team winning a cup in 1910!? I get embarressed when arabs go on about the league winning side of 1983. You sad fucks........

306 Name: padee@funny.name.com.teehee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 19:34:20
Comments: I thought this was a Dundee website? Same old Arabs!! I'm really worried about what Arabs think about Dundee FC! They're so hilarious with their funny email addresses eh, they must be the ones who sit in the Upper George Fox. By the way, what was George Fox like as a player? Suppose he must be up there with the Busby's & Shankly's of this world if they named a stand after him....or did they not have anyone else to name it after?? Dance it on you Arab fuckwits.

305 Name: JMBDBCLUELESSTOSSERS
Website: Nominks@tannadice
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 16:42:21
Comments: Eh how come you know so much about United? arab are we? Keep talking the dees up, but the fact remains that dundee were a big team at the same time as east stirling, third lanark etc have you seen dundee win anything or do you rely on black and white photos to remind you? Have you cashed in your giro, pawned the wifes wedding ring and sold the escort in an attempt to get your £520 you tinky bastard? No matter what you say scottish football knows that dundee are a shitey wee team who have won dick all in the modern game and if it wasn't for the fact that the sheep are crap you lot would be going down.

304 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 14:45:31
Comments: You can try as hard as you like you fucking cretin but we all know dundee fc are a poxy wee team - that is just the way it is. Nothing will change this fact. So, get it up ya you silly wee cunt. Bye.

303 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 14:45:30
Comments: You can try as hard as you like you fucking cretin but we all know dundee fc are a poxy wee team - that is just the way it is. Nothing will change this fact. So, get it up ya you silly wee cunt. Bye.

302 Name: Cap Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 14:16:36
Comments: Dear pathetic no. 25. 25 years finishing above you in the league (is this where you get your name from? - nice one). A minor blip last season and normal service is resumed this season. Poxy wee team? - well, I think that must be you.

301 Name: JMBDB27
Website: 5 (NOT 4) MAJOR HONOURS
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 14:03:13
Comments: To Crap Arab: Here are 10 reasons to be cheerful. 1: Beaten in the final of the B&Q Cup by Stenhousemuir. 2: Have only won 4 Major Honours.3: Board consists of Committee men. 4: Only alternative to aforementioned board is the laughable UFC, fronted by Leaping Lord Watson and Mr VG Thompson.5: Despite "guaranteed" investment of £15 million, in the market for £60k Raging Rhino's from Rochester.6: The Fair Play Stand. 7: The Shed 8: The quaint little United Souvenir Shop. 9: A record attendance at Tannadice of 29,000(wow).10: Therefore in summary, and I quote Mr Jim McLean "The Cornershop team." So just who is the poxy wee team?

300 Name: Chris Tarrant
Website: whatloadofshite@dens
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: oh and in the bread
Time: 1999-09-17 13:45:49
Comments: Ohh £25k plus some more maybe another £10k plus £520 from you(how many weeks giro is that?)plus some from the dundee 'business community' being mr patel on the provvie road. Wise up arsehole who would invest in dundee? I'm surprised you have mates who are arabs as normally they treat dees in the same way as dog shite - to be avoided. As for all this bravado about 'real time' scrapping have any of you got a brain, does that prove that you are a real man? I think their must be a lot of doubters in the bread about their sexuality as you lot seem to mention it an awful lot. Must check the bogs for cameras next time i'm in toodle pip losers!!!!!!!!

299 Name: George Kerr
Website: Mid rool ya bass
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Mid
Time: 1999-09-17 12:52:59
Comments: Just a wee wurd to all you arab shitebags, if any of you are brave enough fancy visiting me at the Cutty Sark,Cyber bravado is all very well, but can yoos dae it in real time eh doot no!! See yoos your claimed.

298 Name: The White Pele
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 12:40:46
Comments: Actually, I've just made my pledge to the share issue and from speaking to Jim Connor iI think you'll find that it is rather succesful amongst the business community. What you suffer from, you intolerable little prick, is selective reading. One group has pledged £25k and several others have pledged substantial amounts meaning £10k+. This is still not mentioning the many fans who have pledged between £520 and £3000. As far as the Dundee Supporters Association is concerned it was decided at a meeting earlier in the year that all DSA member clubs should cooperate so that the official Supporters body would hold a greater deal of power at Dens, possibly with a representative on the board. So get your facts right you little bastard. And how many rank and file Arabs would part with £520 certainly not any of my Arab supporting mates. But then you probably don't realise this as you don't have any mates Arabian or otherwise. Does it get awfuly lonely sitting on your own in the Tartan Rug and Flask of Tea Stand? Does it Sir? Bet your the type who feels up young children aren't you sir? Hang around with the Young Lions Club do you sir? ooohh suits you sir. Do you prefer young girls or young boys sir? Don't have a life do you sir? oooh have to go annoying other people to compensate for your own shortcomings sir? Have you had sex yet sir? With someone of consenting age sir? oooh SUITS YOU SIR.


297 Name: Chris Tarrant
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-17 10:15:12
Comments: Considerably more honours? 1 . I see the share issue is going well with a whopping £25,000 invested in the 'mighty' dees and the "Rank & file dees fans" (tinks) unable to part with £520. how they hoped they would when you wouldn't even part with £25 for a brick is a mystery? All cheques payable to the Jimmy Marr spanish fund please. As for supporters clubs having to club together to reach the magic £520 is a laugh. I would suggest you lot enter who wants to be a millionare but you wouldn't get past the £100 question. Small wee poxy team ha ha ha.

296 Name: SULLY (VP)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-16 17:51:38
Comments: Thanks for the compliment re "arsing" the right-back off the ball. I believe left wingers should always play to their strenghts. You're right about Simmy. That boy must stop taking drugs before he goes out with the boys. Up the Dee.

295 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: 5 MAJOR HONOURS LAND
Time: 1999-09-16 17:42:15
Comments: To bamber: Didn't you see our banner at the Myrekirk Circle in November '95. You know, when you lost the B&Q Cup Final to STENHOUSEMUIR. Now off you pop, you pissy little annoyance! P.S. Major Honours: Dundee 5, United 4.

294 Name: Chris Tarrant
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: ITV,S MILLIONAIRE
Time: 1999-09-16 16:36:03
Comments: Question.Which of these teams has won most major honours? A.Brechin city. B.Dundee utd. C.Forfar. D.Dundee fc Any arabs can ask the audience or go 50-50,but I can,t see any of you sad arab pricks having any friends to phone.So face facts ,We have won cosiderably more honours than yoouu. Ps the answer was D. AND YOU HAVE JUST LOST 15 MILLION

293 Name: bamber
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-16 14:06:14
Comments: re; your quiz. Didn't see the banner anywhere or any dees in 94. When was the last time dundee were in the scottish cup final? Have any of you ever had a shag (clearly no unless you count with each other)Pissy little annoyance? is that why all dees would swap a derby victory for their granny, yet us arabs would prefer to win a trophy every now and again, you know when colour photos had been invented, after the beatles had broken up and electricity had replaced gas street lamps. COME ON THE SAINTS!!!!!!!!

292 Name: PC
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-16 13:59:55
Comments: RE: Tam flogells's comments this is about the level of intelligence us arabs expect from 'people' who come up with sections like your arab one. Still jealous of us then faggots?

291 Name: PaDEE
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: T97
Time: 1999-09-14 20:29:29
Comments: The last message should say "Padee's FIRST goal was slightly BETTER than Mini's". It was great to see the return of Sully on the left wing. The way he arsed the right back out the way to get some space was quite incredible! PS: How could Simmy go to London if he is getting married, emigrating to Oz and buying a new house all in the next 6 months?

290 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-14 17:27:37
Comments: How would Crapping Arab know if our humour is 6th form crap!! This cunt is still in primary 7. Anyway, to more important matters. Will someone please tell Simmy that he isn't going to London for our SoccerAm appearance. The poor cunt keeps spraffing about what he is going to do to Hells Bells once he is down there, but I'm sorry mate, there is just no room at the Inn. It is also good to see that our Sunday team, Bread Albion (previously known as AFC Clep), has been successful with its Arab Cleansing policy. Out of our 20 registered players, only 1 Arab remains, Jimmy Harle. Ach well, every Sunday team should have a token Arab for novelty value. By the way, we didnae half get stuck into the superbly named 'Bush' F.C. A comfortable 11-2 victory. Paddy's goal was only slightly bettered by Mini's, who is now approaching something like last season's form. Up the Bread Albion, Up the Dees and laugh at the Arabs and the Bush! I suppose the last two teams have something in common. They're both stinking!! Stone in Love, JMBDB2. P.S. Re "How much do you hate United" section on the website. Hasn't Simmy already done Question 4, Answer B with a certain female member of Dundee United's Commercial Department ??

289 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-14 15:29:08
Comments: I looked at the 'How Much do You Hate United' thing - complete 6th form crap.

288 Name: Tam Flogell
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Austria
Time: 1999-09-14 13:45:40
Comments: Hey Jan, fancy a BACON roll with that cup of tea! Once you've finished that, how about taking a nice gas, er, hot shower !!

287 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-14 13:40:32
Comments: Just read the Deewok files re how much do you hate United. Absolutely brilliant. Well done boys. Arab Hawk and Crapping Arab take note. This is humour. Something the pair of you sadly lack.

286 Name: Stevie B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-14 12:23:58
Comments: No. 31 - wound up or what??!!

285 Name: cap. arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-14 09:22:52
Comments: no. 31 - are you really as ugly as you sound?

284

Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-13 20:42:25
Comments: Nos 1 and 31. The Chuckle Brothers. We're all looking forward to visiting the Sewer on the 17th. We'll be the ones with the money, the teeth and the smiles. Leaving with 3 points and a laugh and looking forward to seeing you hatchet faced minks slinking off to your rehab wards for another 12 weeks!! Sliante!


283

Name: JMBDB31
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-13 18:03:31
Comments: Frankie K/Captain Arab - call yourself what you will, you will still be a LADYBOY. It has been noted that all you are capable of is cyber bravado. I bet that makes you feel really big and macho. Face facts you are not winding anybody up, you are just a pathetic little arab bastard who likes to TRY and wind people up without success. Anybody who visits this site could not give a f**k what you think or say you mentally challenged cross-dresser. Just go away and keep trying to pick up your punters in the Hawkhill Tavern. I believe you were last seen with your tounge stuck up the arse of some fat bas**rd with a heart condition as he has having his goatee/fanny shaved.


282

Name: Cap Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-13 14:23:31
Comments: Yes yes dfc no 1.... calm down, temper temper. Its not our fault your team is crap (but it is fucking funny though!!).


281

Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-13 13:32:05
Comments: Piss off arabs you are very boring and very sad.While baldy jim is in charge you will go nowhere,so you are above the dee,there are only six games gone and we have played four of these away.You have been very lucky so far and your team is still crap.You can,t hide from the fact that Dundee fc have won more major honours than united!This is true and nothing you silly little arabs say will change this.there are still thirty games left, remember we are slow starters and will finish above the scum just as easy as we did last year.


280

Name: Cap Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-12 16:49:26
Comments: 4-0 ha ha. nb dundee v hibs 6,500 united v hibs 8,200. yet again you get the smaller crowd in the same fixture - wierd that since you are supposed to be the best supported team in dundee.... but that was always a load of shite now wasnt it?


279

Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-11 18:55:48
Comments: Kiss my fuckin ass! What's todays excuse then? Leaves on the pitch? Wrong kind of grass? Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho! Roll on the 17th, when EVERYBODY will see the gulf!Heigh ho, its doon the Tav we go! Drink up Bread boys!


278

Name: JMBDB No 17,000
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-11 08:48:17
Comments: Ha-ha. Arab hawk has been wound up. If you're going to make things up rather than state facts, you can piss off to a Utd site - what are you doing here???!! Anything a Utd fan says is absolute pish. Anything a Utd fan says about Dundee is double-pish! Hawk - away back to your Hawkhill Tavern to lick Sturrocks arse you sad Arab tosser.


277

Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 22:20:10
Comments: To both/all of you. Yes I did applaud Gothenburg. We have 5 stands that all come up to league requirements. Is it not true that the 3 most recent largest Crowds at Dens have all involved United? League Cup Finals and winning the League? Is it not true that when Dundee played Sunderland there were 1894 spectators there? Limited resources, limited ambition, limited numbers. Who says that the United years of domination are over o Mock Chop for Brains? 4 trophies AND COUNTING! Roll on the 17th right enough! Normal Service has been resumed!!


276

Name: Doddsy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 14:50:42
Comments: JMBDB19 would you not like to have actually seen your crap team win something? Stuck in the past or what. How sad.


275

Name: ERIC SINCLAIR
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: GOTHENBURG
Time: 1999-09-10 14:15:10
Comments: Arab hawk after the euro final you are talking about did you stay behind to clap and cheer the worthy winners?Also how many grounds in scotland have five stands of all shapes and sizes?Roll on the 17th.!


274

Name: JMBDB19
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 13:56:32
Comments: When United have had an attendance of over 43,000 at Tannadice and have won 5 major honours, then I might consider getting into an argument with the Arabs that write into this website. Until then I'm afraid they will always be second best.


273

Name: STATMAN
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 13:47:03
Comments: Dundee's peroid of domination= 5(five) Major Honours. United's period of domination= 4(Four) Major Honours. That's the only statistic that matters. Thankyou and goodnight.


272

Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 13:15:14
Comments: WP - Was it your own cooncil hoose in Charleston you bought? Well done. Im assuming that your foregn trips didnt involve your beloved Dark Blues - o I forgot I think it was 1974 or thereabouts the last time you were there.RWD Molenbeek or some such Giants of world soccer. In 1987 alone I was at 5 of the away legs on the march to the Euro final. Well into double figures in total trips. Meanwhile, Dundee's legendary voyages in the Forfarshire Cup, were covered extensively by national TV....


271

Name: jmb member 001
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: more trophies land
Time: 1999-09-10 12:54:39
Comments: Well done to the white Pele for using the 2 commodities that Frankie K and his made up pals are lacking, wit & humour. Frankie and his pals really responded in fine style with taunts of smelly & mink, how funny can these ladyboy's get. I especially like the fact they described Dundee as small fry despite the fact that the boys in blue have won more trophies and that Dens Park has had 14000 more in it than Tannadice ever will. If Dundee are small fry then i shall now refer to Dundee United as................................"MINI FRY"


270

Name: cap. arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 11:10:18
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99). Spot on Steven.


269

Name: The White Pele
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 10:34:31
Comments: Any chance of saying anything remotely new or witty Captain arab?


268

Name: captain ARAB
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 10:18:10
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99). Spot on Steven.


267

Name: The White Pele
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 09:58:14
Comments: So I'm a soap dodging brew monkey who has never ventured outside Dundee am I? Funny I distinctly remember being on 2 forgein holidays in the last 12 months and living in a nice house in a nice area and having a University education. I could buy and sell any of you little Arab bastards because "I'm considerably richer than yoooouuuuwwwwww..."


266

Name: Tim Lovejoy
Website: We won the league :@ dens .ho.ho
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-10 09:39:53
Comments: Actually you do need to go on, What about a european final? what about winning something during an era of telephones, electricity and colour T.V? What about having an all seater stadium with 4 sides that doesn't require more begging than a big issue seller to finance it? What about having 5 players playing at the world cup finals? What about getting crowds of more than 4,000? What about the flags United fans carried during the 80's? What about having such a poor and shitey support that you still couldn't sell 4000 bricks? What about just being shite, which is after all what dundee have been for the last 25 years.



265 Name: JMBDB24
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-09 17:52:56
Comments: Ha,ha the East Angus Arabs. They just about sum you Arabs up. They were the boring baldy tossers straight out of the George Fox Stand who were as funny and original as Frank K. As for having done something before you Arabs? Well, let me see: Win the Scottish Cup. Win the League Cup. Win the League Championship. Reach a European Cup semi-final. Lauch an official website. Design and order the largest strip/flag in the U.K. Run supporters club website......... Need I go on. Actually Frank, I rather fear it is yourself who should have a good wash considering how many times you've shat your underpants! You must be absolutely stinking!! Stone in Love.

264 Name: Tim Lovejoy
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-09 16:41:13
Comments: Actually scummers the east angus arabs were on soccer AM in October 98 so take your time catching up lads. Maybe one day you'll actually manage to have the wit,humour and fore sight to do something before us arabs. p.s at least have your annual bath before you go as we wouldn't want hells bells passing out

263 Name: Frankie k
Website: Shedboyfairy
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Im not brave enough to say
Time: 1999-09-09 14:03:51
Comments: Look I know im not brave enough to give my real name, I just think you Derry boys are all big brutes, and Ive got nothing better to do with my time so I just indulge in trying to wide you all up. Im so sorry please forgive me! I just cant come to terms with my sexuality so I take it out on the people I fancy most. I know there is only one team in Dundee and that is Dundee FC,but annoying you all gives me some of the much needed attention that I desire. Now want to stand up now and shout im Frankie K and I am Gay.Im Frankie K and I am Gay, Im Frankie K and I am Gay. I just want you all know im really a shitebag who would never dream of being so Lippy to a Derry boys face, and I know I can speak for other arabs who use a non de apple on this website.

262 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-09 13:52:47
Comments: To Ally Packy: If you want to fall asleep then I suggest you read messages from Arab Hawk or El Captain (a.k.a Frank the yellowbelly). To the Hawk : The White Pele was quite funny because he tried something original. If you just copy this type of message then I'm afraid it just makes you look like someone lacking in original ideas. However if Ally Packy reads El Captain's messages he's likely to slip into a coma. A monkey can repeat the same message over and over and I'm afraid that monkey is El Captain. For bore read yellowbelly. On a happier note I see we are going to London to guest on Soccer AM. I hope Simmy doesn't try to shag Helen and I hope Tam 'Vodka' Boswell doesn't try to swedge with Tim Lovejoy. It should be a good laugh. Maybe if the Arabs that wrote into this website were to form their own supporters clubs with their own 'updated' or 'official' websites then maybe they too can try and organise something like this. Stone in love, JMBDB2.

261 Name: el capitan
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-09 09:55:03
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99) Spot on Steven.

260 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 18:34:37
Comments: Smelly Pele, we've really touched your nerve-endings. Whilst United are hardly lighting their cigars with fivers just yet it may be interesting to note what Dundee's 70,000 profit from last year might buy. A trip to Disney World for all your supporters - the only time you brew monkeys have ever been outside Dundee. Almost 5 players from the Unibond League. A coat of paint for your polystyrene stands, and enough left over to give you all a coat for the fist time in your lives. Ten times the amount of money your share issue will raise. A pound EACH back for ALL 18 home league games. A plastic replica of the Scottish Cup, last seen at the Tip in 1910 (2 years before the Titanic), each. 2 Billy Steels if you can get the cash back to the 50's. A replica Davie Dodds/ET mask, each, as worn by Derek Souter when United won the league at Dens! Lets face it lads. When it comes to small fry, your almost feckin amoebas. See you in October!

259 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 13:52:36
Comments: WHITE PELE, HOW MANY BARS OF SOAP WOULD THIS MONEY GET YOU,THEN I WILL KNOW LONGER BE ABLE TO CALL YOU A SMELLY TINKY DERRY WANKER........

258 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 13:53:36
Comments: WHITE PELE, HOW MANY BARS OF SOAP WOULD THIS MONEY GET YOU,THEN I WILL KNOW LONGER BE ABLE TO CALL YOU A SMELLY TINKY DERRY WANKER........

257 Name: el capitan
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 13:46:24
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99) Spot on Steven.

256 Name: ALLY PACKY
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 13:45:04
Comments: Just a short note to plead with Dundee old school to please leave some interesting messages for a change,even something remotely funny would be a change instead of your usual rip roaring notes.When i run out of Horlicks or having trouble sleeping i just pull up one of your messages then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!P.S. Are you an arab in disguise ?

255 Name: The White Pele
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 13:44:22
Comments: Boyack did hit the nail on the head. Every club in Scotland apart from the Old Firm are small with financial restrictions. Even if the scum do ever recieve the mythical £12 M they will still be a small club. Football as an industry has grown so much in the last 10 years that £12 M is a drop in the ocean. Never mind though at least with that money United could buy ; approximately 24 Alex Mathies or, 3 pishy little stadiums with 5 architecturally different "stands",or 360 heart by-pass operations for clean shaven manager, or 21 Scott McCullochs, or 3 retirement homes from Peter Marr for senile and incontinent Chairman, or 3 retirement homes from Peter Marr for ageing senile and incontinent left-back who by the admission of the United fans is still one of their best players, or the so-called United strongholds that Jimmy Marr now owns, or 720 League of Ireland players, or the chain of Mace superstores owned by Eddie "United Fucking Crap" Thomson to rename and then reinstall as shirt sponsers- VG once more, or 100, 000 copies of the video of the life of the greatest Arab who ever lived- Bob Valentine, or 200,000 nights of passion with th ladies of Dock Street so at least the sad arab fans can enjoy a ride for once, or 5000 Oap kits, comprising of tartan rug, cloth cap, flask of soup and pace-maker so that the Georgie Fox boys can enjoy th latest humping in comfort and safety, or did I mention 24 Alex Mathies?

254 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-08 12:12:47
Comments: eh? Try that again in english you fucking moron.

253 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-08 11:58:54
Comments: Fuck the crack in the sam fox stand must be the business if you arab pricks are anything to go by.Or maybe you are behind the goal deciding who the next one to get a doing from Rab Douglas.

252 Name: the captain
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-08 10:42:09
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99) Spot on Steven.

251 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
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From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-08 10:03:48
Comments: Good to see two of the boys playing for the U21 team last night,reckon its only a matter of time till big rab takes over in goal and boyack is in the squad.Really good site this and enjoyed seeing jamsies goal again.Keep up the good work.Now know why the arab scum are on this site their own sites are out of date and crap!P.s heard that ex arab prick dykstra is going to work in a prison he said its similar to tannadump,shit wages,shit place to work and once your in its hard to escape.I suppose its a step up in the world for him.All the best.DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

250 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 21:21:47
Comments: Well done Dundee, when you build your huge stadium, who is going to fill it? There are only about 4000 daft enough at the moment. Looking forward to October, when we will maintain our already ridiculously impressive record at the Eggbox. Face facts suckers. Wins are the only results worthy of note. It also happens we have a larger support a better Stadium and more cash too.

249 Name: JMBDB29
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 17:39:41
Comments: Fucking hell that Frankie's made more comebacks than Frank Sinatra but shouldn't his last message read: Bluenoses? They keep pissing on me. My underpants are full now. Bye. My bottle's crashed. Anyway enough of taking libertys(pardon the pun) off that wee Arab tosser's messages. He and other Tangerines(pardon the pun again) have a hard neck slagging off our two new stands behind both our goals when you consider that they have a capacity of over 6,000 compared to United's Shed & East Stands which have a capacity of a poxy 4,000. Also, the cost of our two new stands are £3 million compared to United's £2 million. I can easily anticipate their answer being: "Ah but we've finished our stadium." However this is all the more laughable when you consider that their four sides of the ground comprise of five stands(!), all at different heights but only 2 and half of them are new!!! It looks every inch the disjointed, patchwork and sticklebrick stadium. What's funnier is the fact it cost them over £7 million. When the Marr's finish redeveloping Dens, I think you'll find that they will have the biggest and best stadium in Tayside, leaving McDiarmid and Tannadice to fight out for second and third place respectively.

248 Name: Frankie K
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 13:48:53
Comments: Bluenoses? They are all so small-time. My work is done here. Bye. Have a shit life.

247 Name: JIMMY MARR
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 13:42:39
Comments: Just thought I'd let all you Arabs know that after buying The Charlie Bar and Centenary my next target is Smugglers and The Tangerine Club. I think it is quite appropriate that the only pubs that won't be in my empire will be the Seagate's Divas and Liberty's. I hope you Arabs like drinking Pina Coloda's with a special tangerine twist because your days of drinking in the locals are over. Never mind perhaps you can buy a colostomy bag from your Chairman's empire and business chain. By the way Tannadice is a dump.

246 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 12:07:36
Comments: Fuck these bluenoses are all such hard bastards... quake, quake.... by the way, check this - Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99) Spot on Steven.

245 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-07 11:31:46
Comments: Is in retirement the same as in hiding lets face it your bottle went.Also steve b(ullshit) what a sad bloke you are nothing better to do than scan the papers for articles on the dees,you want to get out more often.Roll on saturday another away victory for the men in blue.

244 Name: Frankie K
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 10:29:37
Comments: Just came out of retirement briefly to laugh at all the bluenose twats and say keep up the good work fellow arabs - you have them on the run! Farewell.

243 Name: Steve B
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-07 09:49:59
Comments: Steven Boyack on dundee fc - ".... they are a small club with financial restrictions". (Scotland on Sunday 5/9/99) Spot on Steven.

242 Name: JMBDB007
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-06 19:31:44
Comments: In response to the twat below can I remind you of the following names. Cook, Gellaty and Dixon to name but a few, and if Marr is so keen to see dundee win their first trophy for 25 years why is he spending dosh on buying pubs? The money he spent buying the charleston would have bought you a whole new stadium or another eggbox to put up in place of the derry.Keep dreaming muppets

241 Name: JMBDB23
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-06 13:23:29
Comments: I think Captain Arab is suffering from delusions of grandeur as far as his beloved Tangerines are concerned. He obviously doesn't like the fact that Dundee have a young forward thinking board who have a track record of being very succeccful in business. This compares favourably to United when you consider their board comprises of a geriatric old chairman who fronts a committee of yes men. I'm afraid everyone apart from the deluded Captain Arab views United this way. If you don't get rid of McLean then I'm sorry but you'll always be known as "The Cornershop Team." Deal with it Captain Arab, alias Frankie the bottler, don't deny it.

240 Name: JMBDB33
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-06 13:10:46
Comments: The following song is dedicated to the Tommy Traynor Arabs and their favourite pub, the Charleston Bar. It is to the tune of Chirpie, Chirpie Cheep Cheep! : Where's your Charlie gone, Where's your Charlie gone, Where's your Charlie gone, Where's your Charlie gone! It's Marr's Bar now, it's Marr's Bar nooooooooow.

239 Name: Tommy Coyne
Website:
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From: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Time: 1999-09-05 00:03:22
Comments: GOOD TO SEE JOCKY ACTIVELY SEEKING NEW PLAYERS. OK HE DID NOT SIGN MULLIGAN BUT IF HE WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH WHY BUY FOR THE SAKE. I FEEL JOCKY WAS HONEST IN HIS COMMENTS REGARDING THE OLD FIRM. THEY ARE WASTING THEIR TIME IN THE SPL AND SHOULD JOIN MAN U IN THE WORLD CLUBS COMP-WELL RFC AT LEAST.REMEMBER WE HAVE ONLY GOT UNTIL THE 24SEP TO BUY THE AVAILABLE TO ALL SHARES.HOPE ALL GOS WELL FOR T.C AND R.R ON LOAN. I WONDER IF THE CUP DRAW WILL PAIR US WITH SAINT J AT DENS OR McD IF WE GET THEM.DUNDEE FC GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD...forEVER VOL 106 and counting

238 Name: Willie's Waltz
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-04 10:56:12
Comments: The biggest moron is the arab who is so sad that he acts like a fuckin 2 year old & leaves messages on DFC websites! I'm getting a bit tired of your bullshit so just piss off to a Utd supporters club site if you have any.... (supporters clubs, not websites).

237 Name: The Captain
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-03 14:44:40
Comments: What a moron.

236 Name: DOTHEARABS
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: HILLTOWN
Time: 1999-09-03 14:34:30
Comments: You arabs are brave as fuck on these websites why do you not follow it up in person at derby games!Do you ever go out after these games cause you usually go missing.You also have a poxy little ground all the stands are different heights and its never been full!Dont bother replying just turn up at the next derby game.

235 Name: Cap. Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-03 14:04:27
Comments: On the up? Indeed, I think you will find we are above you in the league. And by your own 'argument' this must mean we are the biggest and best team in dundee. (although anyone with even a passing knowledge of scottish footy has known this to be the case for a very long time). Also according to you, you must think the saints are a bigger club than dundee cause they finished above you in the league last year - is really what you think? How sad. You must also think Parma are a 'bigger' club than Juve as they finished above them last season....... you really are a twat.

234 Name:
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-03 13:58:54
Comments: I can't help laughing at the United supporters branch ( Tommy Traynor) calling an emergency meeting for their members. Their dilemma you see is that Jimmy Marr is in the process of buying their beloved Charleston Bar. So what will they do. Will they leave the pub they enjoy drinking in, like the A90 Arabs left the Centenary Bar, or will they stay like Ferrarris United supporters and plough their money into a pub which is owned by Tayside Taverns. You see Jimmy Marr's Tayside Taverns also includes Dundee Football Club under their umbrella!! Either way the Derry Boys are laughing at the way the Arabs are being hounded out of their pubs. What pub is next? Smugglers? I've only one word for Mr Jimmy Marr. CLASS.

233 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-03 13:38:18
Comments: To arab hawk(stupid fucking name)on what basis is dundee the so called smallest fish is it 1.Not as much money as united to spend on superstars like MATHIE! 2.Not having an invisible investor with 15m! 3.Not having top canadian internatiolists like de vos. Correct me if I,m wrong I thought it was about football. This being the case your team was the second worst in the SPL last season ,the two smaller fish, well the saints got rid of big ears and are now in europe, and THE DEES finished fifth a whole twelve points above your massive team why don,t you join captain america or arab or whatever the pricks called in CUCKOOLAND.PS THE DEES ARE ON THE UP ARE YOU!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

232 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-03 13:03:43
Comments: Honey Monster - the latest derby? To Old Idiot - Dundee were a big fish in a small pool for many years. Now they are the smallest in with the big boys. Ok maybe Saints are challenging you. Lets face it. You will NEVER be as big as United again. Ok - McLean's shown himself to be a tosserabout this investment thing, but compared to Gellatly, Cook and Dixon he's hardly a villain. The Marrs are well meaning chaps, but when the famine soon follows your meagre feast (won anything recently?), not all the bricks in the world will save Eggbox Stadium and its journeymen from the Third Lanark way. I know that several Investment packages and proposals are on the table at Tannadice.Sure, it should have been handled better, and none of the sums are 15 millions, but it's real enough. Old School are you going to put your money where your mouth is and buy shares? I forgot - your foot got there long ago!

231 Name: C.A.
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-03 11:51:57
Comments: Crowds have increased in the last 2 years! - fuck, the mind boggles.

230 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-03 11:46:47
Comments: Seeing as the repetetive arab wants to talk about crowds could he or any of his imaginary friends answer this. Why did the arabs take a poxy little crowd to Ibrox last year for a massive game like a SCOTTISH CUP SEMI FINAl.Your end was half empty and this is a fact.A teams support is home and away dont you think, we have a good away following and home crowds have increased the last two years.Whatever Mr Scott said he is aware of the vocal backing given by the fans unlike Sturrock who was critical of the united supporters after the epic cup win over ross county.

229 Name: C.A.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-03 10:12:54
Comments: Just in case any of you bluenose twats missed this, here is a word from your leader, mr Jocky Scott, from the Daily Record: "At Dens we're lucky if we get a home crowd of 4500" (Daily Record, 1/9/99, p.44, clmn 5 - exact quote). Fucking great eh?! Notice the word LUCKY. At least old Jocky has a grip on reality. COMMENTS PLEASE.

228 Name: JMBDB39
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: LAND O' DEE
Time: 1999-09-02 17:25:09
Comments: Here's a wee tip for Captain Arab: If your comment isn't funny or relevant the first time then don't continually repeat it. It makes you sound like you're not long out of primary 7. It's also an amazing obsevation from self named Captain Arab re Jocky's quote considering United enjoyed a crowd of less than 4,500 for the Ross County game. What a thick yellowbelly tosser he is !! Now that I've answered your question, will you answer mine? : Major Honours: Dundee 5, United 4. YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE! Stone in Love.

227 Name: CAPTAIN ARAB
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: CUCKOO LAND
Time: 1999-09-02 16:36:32
Comments: I do not have much of a life so I transform myself into captain arab and have the strength of 10 dundee fans .I sneak on the schools pc and write really funny messages over and over.Maybe tomorrow I will be superarab, any fellow united fans wanting to play just meet me in CUCKOOLAND.

226 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 14:51:14
Comments: Just in case any of you bluenose twats missed this, here is a word from your leader, mr Jocky Scott, from yesterdays Daily Record: "At Dens we're lucky if we get a home crowd of 4500" (Daily Record, 1/9/99, p.44, clmn 5 - exact quote). Fucking great eh?! Notice the word LUCKY. At least old Jocky has a grip on reality. COMMENTS PLEASE.

225 Name: The honey monster
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-09-02 14:19:07
Comments: Top quality page - better than anything the scum can produce. Any chance of getting some derby winning goals on.

224 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 13:36:26
Comments: Just in case any of you bluenose twats missed this, here is a word from your leader, mr Jocky Scott, from yesterdays Daily Record: "At Dens we're lucky if we get a home crowd of 4500" (Daily Record, 1/9/99, p.44, clmn 5 - exact quote). Fucking great eh?! Notice the word LUCKY. At least old Jocky has a grip on reality. COMMENTS PLEASE.

223 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-02 13:28:27
Comments: To Steve B: Does your 11 internationalists include the Raging Rhino from Rochester and Darlington De Vos(with attractive sweatbands). If so then you can keep your so called internationalists. P.S. The team with most 'ability' tend to finish 12 points and 4 places above the team with least 'ability'. Check last season's SPL table. Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

222 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-02 13:26:11
Comments: If the dees aren,t your biggest rivals why do you and the other sad arab pricks keep visiting our web sites with your boring crap.PS.does the "b" stand for bullshit.

221 Name: JMBDB25
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 13:21:02
Comments: Excuse me but I just can't help noticing that we have won considerably more major honours than you.

220 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 13:17:31
Comments: Re. Dundee FC and 'ability' - how many players do you currently have on international duty at all levels?? United have 11. Our biggest rivals? You must be joking!!

219 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-09-02 13:16:29
Comments: Major Honours: Dundee 5(five), United 4(four). 1998/99 final SPL league position: Dundee 5th(fifth), United 9th(second bottom). Record home attendance: Dundee 43,000, United 29,000. Comments please. Stone in Love, JMBDB2.

218 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 13:11:15
Comments: Just in case any of you bluenose twats missed this, here is a word from your leader, mr Jocky Scott, from yesterdays Daily Record: "At Dens we're lucky if we get a home crowd of 4500" (Daily Record, 1/9/99, p.44, clmn 5 - exact quote). Fucking great eh?! Notice the word LUCKY. At least old Jocky has a grip on reality. COMMENTS PLEASE.

217 Name: Michael Kerr (JMBDB67)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 13:11:05
Comments: To Captain Arab a.k.a. Frankie: I'm still waiting you little chickenshit.

216 Name: jmb 001
Website: 5 majors
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: more trophies land
Time: 1999-09-02 13:03:35
Comments: Captain arab, if Dundee are so shit and you wish to discuss it then lets look at the facts. If we have won more trophies than you, hold a higher record attendance than you, finished miles above you last season, and the fans sing far more drink far more and party far more. Then how shit does that make utd (please discuss) Remember utd fans are so boring there the only club in Scotland who have a joint Husband and wife season ticket. P.S. how much do the trophy facts piss you off.

215 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
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From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-02 12:09:27
Comments: Captain arab,arab on tour is this just little frankie again changing his name after his bottle went a few weeks ago.Surely there can,t be three arabs sad enough to visit their biggest rivals web sites every day!

214 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 11:07:44
Comments: Any chance of you lot getting any more fans?

213 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-02 10:57:58
Comments: Any chance of you getting a life you sad arab prick.

212 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-02 10:47:06
Comments: Just in case any of you bluenose twats missed this, here is a word from your leader, mr Jocky Scott, from yesterdays Daily Record: "At Dens we're lucky if we get a home crowd of 4500" (Daily Record, 1/9/99, p.44, clmn 5 - exact quote). Fucking great eh?! Notice the word LUCKY. At least old Jocky has a grip on reality. Comments please.

211 Name: JMB 103
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 17:28:36
Comments: Hackers United - I think we proved last season that you CAN'T buy us, even though you wanted to. You Arabs are getting a bit boring. Piss off to your own sites if you've got any. You're not exactly funny are you! How sad, getting so excited about a Dundee website that you check it every day!! we must be doing something right!!! Bring on the Jam Tarts!!!

210 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 17:24:00
Comments: Yer team is pish - now fucking deal with it. Silly cunts.

209 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 17:09:27
Comments: 'above all ability'........ now that IS fucking funny.

208 Name: DFC.NO1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-09-01 16:51:07
Comments: Why do all these arabs continue to bullshit dundee web pages with their crap surely they would rather discuss their own team rather than the dee or is this a sign they see the dee as a threat?Now that their bubble has already burst they are flappin and lets be honest whats the point in having money to spend if nobody wants to sign for you.Money doesn,t always buy success.Steven Boyack-25k. Alex Mathie-750k who was the better value?Our team spirit ,workrate and above all ability will see us again above the arabs most dundee fans are really confident of this but at the end of the day being above the likes of aberdeen and united is now taken for granted. The Dees.

207 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 15:28:08
Comments: Dundee Old Fart - get fucked you sad moronic bluenose cunt. 2-1. Cheers.

206 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-01 14:48:51
Comments: More crap from the sad arabs.Why do you not just answer the simple questions.Even better why don,t you piss off to the arab pages to discuss your endless drivel!

205 Name: Hackers United
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 13:42:51
Comments: Why the feck would any sensible person wish to discuss the dreary Dark Blues. Old Bore - Tell me this - if you couldnt sell some poxy cinder blocks, what makes you think you can sell shares? Dont worry about United's finances - we could buy AND sell you. That much IS true!

204 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-09-01 11:43:11
Comments: Dundee are so shit. Discuss.

203 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-09-01 10:16:45
Comments: I can,t understand why the club have still to offer eddie annand a new deal,lavetty is not a bad player but I wouldn,t want to sign him at the expense of annand who,s goal record at dens is good.Also the arabs on this site are boring and repetetive could they please answer these simple questions.1.Who is the investor of the mystery 15m! 2.Where the fuck is the above 15m.Comments please from any arabs with the answers. Blue is the colour. OLD SCHOOL.

202 Name: JMBDB1
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-31 14:04:01
Comments: I spent ages thinking about that comment - I think the 'Safari Park' theme worked well - don't you. Comments please.

201 Name: JMBDB1
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-31 13:04:39
Comments: I hear that Blair Drummond Safari Park are locked in a battle with Dundee United for the highly acclaimed Raging Rhino from Rochester. Apparently United want the beast to play in the goal to accompany their 10 turkeys on the field. Rumour has it that a swap deal was on the cards between the Safari Park and United but negotiations broke down when Alan Combe wasn't allowed to 'drive' to Blair Drummond for contract talks. Watch this space for ongoing speculation. Stone in Love, JMBDB1.

200 Name: Arab Best
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-31 12:47:40
Comments: Dundee are the OXFAM of Scottish premier football. Away the minky tinkies! Even the strips have flares. Here's 50p for a cup of tea/new player/brick, whetever

199 Name: Captain Arab
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-31 12:09:09
Comments: m'well v's dundee - 6,500 m'well v's DUNDEE UNITED - 6,750 yet again the arabs draw the bigger crowd. I rest my case.

198 Name: Steelman
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-31 11:11:43
Comments: 1200 my arse - 350 if you are lucky. Dream on Dundee tinkys. WELL WELL M'WELL!!!!

197 Name: Cammy Fraser
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Time: 1999-08-30 23:03:06
Comments: ANOTHER SOLID AWAY WIN. THE DEFENCE IS GETTING THERE,A CLEAN SHEET BUT DEFENDING TOO DEEP AGAIN. I CAN SEE ANOTHER "UNDEFEATED AWAY FROM HOME RECORD AGAIN".WE NEED TO START WINNING AT HOME. BEING BEATEN BY THE ODD GOAL IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.WE HAVE GOT TO DIG IN AT DENS,PLAY MORE RELAXED BUT AGGRESSIVE WITH IT. THERE IS TOO MUCH TENSION IN THE DEES AT DENS-TOO MUCH HESITANCY. HERE,S TO ANOTHER AWAY WIN AT HEARTS. HOW MANY TEAMS HAVE WON THREE AWAY MATCHES ON THE TROT THIS SEASON?. DUNDEE FC GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD forEVER....VOL106 and counting

196 Name: JMBDB31
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-30 21:00:51
Comments: My, my hasnt it all gone very quite from Lady-Boy Frankie and his boyfriend AOT. First the Arabs get humped from Rangers then they struggle to a 0-0 at home to Killie, (good to see normal service has been resumed). What do we hear from the pair of Arab F**kwits - Nothing!!! Maybe they have finally realised that United are S**t and that THE number one team in Dundee wear Dark Blue.

195 Name: Steelman
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Wishae
Time: 1999-08-30 18:42:06
Comments: Cluck Cluck Eijsman ! Will that be one egg or two? See you in your shit 'stadium' soon enough!

194 Name: Smirnoff Van Eijs
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From:
Time: 1999-08-30 16:15:39
Comments: Steelman was obviously pished at the game on Saturday, or maybe he wasn't there. I'd say over 1200 is a pretty decent support for a game against Motherwell. Pity for Steelman that Utds game there was on the box and their support was crap, so is he really an Arab? If Motherwell ever bring over 400 to Dens I'll lay an egg. Oo-aah, Oo-aah Falconahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! ps: Don Goodman should stick to selling me grub in Corfu Kebabs on a Saturday night.

193 Name: Steelman
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-30 13:13:31
Comments: We were robbed you Dundee scummers. You are shit. And what a crap support - worse than those tangerine tossers. WELL WELL M'WELL!!

192 Name: Mr Mathis
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-29 09:26:49
Comments: Oo-Aah Falconaaahhhhhh!!! EASY.

191 Name: Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-27 11:31:02
Comments: What a load of pish.

190 Name: JMB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-27 07:59:26
Comments: Great to see we're still in your face you Arab bastards. Dundee's going to get relegated, they're going part-time, Utds going to buy them, Safeways have bought Dens.... blah blah blah. If you cant handle us, tough shit. Roll on another century of magic. luv it!

189 Name: Alan Gilzean
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Time: 1999-08-26 23:06:11
Comments: £600K LOSS 2 SEASONS AGO £77K PROFIT LAST SEASON, THIS SEASON?.2 NEW STANDS, GOALS SCORED IN EVERY MATCH ,GREAT PIES,A LOYAL SUPPORT BOTH HOME AND AWAY INCLUDING A SMALL BUT VALUED SUPPORT 15K MILES AWAY IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN,A PUBLIC WIDE!!!!! SHARE ISSUE, SHAME ABOUT THE GREYHOUNDS BUT HEY THE MILLENIUM IS DRAWING EVER CLOSER BRINGING WITH IT THE BLUE DAWN RISING WHICH WILL ENCOMPASS THE EUPHORIC RISE OF THE DIMINUTIVE DARK BLUE DEES. START SAVING THE ECUS AS A TOP 3RD OR 4TH PLACING IS ON THE HORIZON.BUY BUY BUY THOSE SHARES THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO ALL. HELP THE CLUB GROW AND REALISE THE POTENTIAL THAT IS BEING DEVELOPED HELP THE MARRS HELP YOURSELVES HELP THE DEES. DUNDEE FC THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD forEVER VOL 106 and counting

188 Name: JMB007
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: the rigs
Time: 1999-08-26 21:26:23
Comments: Obviously 77k isn't very much..... we'd need to get 10 times that amount to be able to afford a player of the quality of Alex Mathie !!!!.Looks like the last time we'll see Luggy with that pathetic goatee.In fact luggy could well be the best shaved manager in the SPL this year

187 Name: Arab Hawk
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-26 12:31:09
Comments: 77 Grand!!!! WOW!!! What a dilemma - another 5 UNIBOND LEAGUE players - maybe you get one free. ORbuy the flip tops for those EGGBOX stands, so you can all hide during those long winter months when the goals come flooding in your end! Yes its a shite new strip, but so were all the others.

186 Name: Tony
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Florida
Time: 1999-08-26 12:05:54
Comments: Thrilled to see you boys keeping a legend and one of the great symbols of gay culture alive through your cutsie little website. Stoned in love guys.

185 Name: Hate that Colour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Up the Blackie
Time: 1999-08-26 11:34:06
Comments: Look you wee fucking arab rent boys, we have all had a fucking gutfull of your pathetic homosexual whining on our site. You tosspots must be impressed with the layout of our site to keep on coming back so often. What do you call a arab with half a brain? Gifted. What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent arab? Big Foot's been spotted several times. Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? So arabs can understand them. Why did God create arab before derry? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. AS I was walking doon the Overgate, I met wee Johnny Scroggie.........

184 Name: Henrik Ha Ha
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-26 10:57:28
Comments: JMBDB01 - What a silly cunt you are.

183 Name: ARAB ON TOUR
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 15:05:28
Comments: 900 IN A CARBOARD BOX THATS IMPRESSIVE PHONE THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS NOW. THIS UPPER CASE STUFF IS PRETTY SCARY EH? HOW MANY GAMES HAVE YOU WON AT HOME THIS SEASON? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME DUNDEE WERE IN EUROPE WHERE HAS DEEBOT GONE, WHY IS DUNDEES SUPPORT SO CRAP? WHY ARE DUNDEE FANS ALL SOAP DODGING MINKS WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE WELL HARD AND YET I NEVER SEEM TO GET ANY BOTHER WHEN ATTENDING DERBY GAMES, IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL FULL OF WIND AND P**H? KEEP BELIEVING MUPPETS,I'M GOING THIS UPPER CASE STUFF IS HURTING MY EYES

182 Name: Dee Hater
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 14:18:36
Comments: Maybe its just me but don't people who write in upper case seem like sad pathetic fucks? - e.g. i have nothing much to say so i am going to do it in BIG letters to get noticed. Just a thought.

181 Name: ARAB SCUM
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: THE BOBBY COX
Time: 1999-08-25 13:37:32
Comments: ARAB ON TOUR YOU ARE BORING AS FUCK, GO TAKE WEE FRANKIE AND GET A LIFE.STILL WAITING ON THE IDLE THREATS FROM THE LAST DERBY ANOTHER ARAB NO SHOW.P.S SO YOU SOLD 900 TICKETS FOR IBROX SO FUCK THERE WAS MORE IN MY HOUSE AT NEW YEAR,STILL I SUPPOSE THATS QUITE A RESULT YOUR MOB SELLING OUT ANYTHING.NEVER MIND I,M SURE THE £15M IS ON ITS WAY! DUNDEE FC ALWAYS NO1 NOW OFF YOU POP.

180 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 13:35:10
Comments: Well, JMBmember01(emphasis on member) seems a bit in the huff. Even resorting to issuing (non scary) threats over the net - if you can't take it then don't dish it out loser. Frankie K and the rest of us arabs have been running rings 'round you brain-dead lot for months and this is clearly shown by your pathetic reactions. We wont be going away, we will always be here to remind you all what a shit team you pretend to support. ps - ever seen your team play in a European final? No, of course not.

179 Name: Arab on Tour
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 13:20:02
Comments: JMB001 any chance of looking in your crystal ball and telling me the lottery numbers for tonight? United,of course, will win more trophies where as dundee will continue the slump into the 1st divison. As long as muppets like harry ho ho continue to leave rubbish on United sites then no doubt United fans will respond. p.s Given that we know where you drink, I would suggest a little caution with the threats.

178 Name: jmb member 01
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 13:04:05
Comments: Of course you wont answer my question's Frankie as you know the answers show who the biggest and most succsessful club is and they dont play in tangerine. You can ask how many ive seen you can ask how many are on video but you will always know that youve only won 4 and youll never more. Now kindly leave the site with your mothers head between your legs and your new ladyboy girl/boyfriend stevie b. In 3 months youve not had 1 witty comment or won 1 argument and remember jmb no 67 still knows who you are and he's got something special planned for you if you dont dissappear from this site.

177 Name: PAUL STURROCK
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: CUKOOLAND
Time: 1999-08-25 11:51:56
Comments: ANYBODY SEEN MY £15M OR IS IT £8m OR IS UNCLE JIM TELLING PORKIES!GEESARAZOR.

176 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-25 09:36:52
Comments: Bla Bla..... this is boring. have a shit life. bye.

175 Name: JMBDB31
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 22:35:56
Comments: Frankie, As you now seem to have a fixation with Henrik Larson does this mean that your sexual preference now leans towards LADY-BOYS. You F**kin FREAK

174 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 20:25:11
Comments: Thanks for the concern chaps. Yes I do drink in the Speedwell Bar and yes I am rather worried about bumping into teach. Sadly, no i have not had my hole yet as i am holding out for the right woman - i dont want to end up with some bloated sweaty dogface bint that you guys go home to. Three cheers for Henrik.

173 Name: Arab Hater
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 15:28:10
Comments: Hey Frank you say you drink in Mennies. That must be perfect for you and the rest of your spotty teenager mates. Imagine all those wee rooms, that must be just peachy for you all hiding from the bar staff so they cant see you underagers sip your half-shandies. Only problem I can see is that Mennies is notorious for being a schoolteachers pub. What happens if you run into your Guidance teacher Frank? It'll be six of the best and no mistake. Dont worry about the league Cup draw Frank. At least youll be seeded when your balls eventually drop.

172 Name: The White Pele
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 15:21:12
Comments: Has everyone recovered from Paul Smith's Stag Night yet? Not from the drink but from the hideous sight of Paul running around Bell Street and Ward Road completely starkers. Has Scott Kinnear recovered from the slap in the pus he received after pouring iced water down some birds cleavage? Has Frankie K ever had his hole? I believe the answer to all three questions to be in the negative.

171 Name: Frank K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 11:25:19
Comments: Like I said, nice one Henrik.

170 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-08-23 10:54:26
Comments: Thought it was funny as fuck last night seeing the arabs where they belong next to east fife and the rest of the UNSEEDED teams.Also good to see the scum getting well done on saturday and had about the same support as the semi last season against celtic .(ANY COMMENTS WHY YOU DIDN,T FILL YOUR END FOR A SEMI FINAL)!SO PISS OFF TO YOUR OWN SAD LITTLE WEB SITES. BLUE IS THE COLOUR. DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL.

169 Name: Sugar Plum and El Capitan Panties
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-23 09:46:29
Comments: We love Johhny Mathis too, such a sweetie. Hi to you all.

168 Name: Al Smith
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-08-22 12:21:10
Comments: The new strip. It's crap. It must have been designed by an Arab. Xara - they design crap strips for crap teams; Raith, St.Johnstone, Arbroath etc. This must be one of the worst strips that the Dees have ever worn. It must have been a really cheap deal. Christ, the Admiral strip in the late 1970's is class compared to the new one. - Spot the dark blue on it!. It's a crap strip, that looks real cheap. I have not spoken to anyone who likes it. I doubt that the management really had a good look at this one before accepting it. Do they really think that it looks good? Compare it to the strips of the 1960s. They were class. Mind you so were the teams. Even Peter Millar would be embarassed wearing the recent strip!!!!. Did Xara offer a cheap deal? Dundee were short of money but surely how they look should come into account. Yours, Dark Blue (Not, like the present strip, white with dark blue) for 25 years

167 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-22 10:31:33
Comments: United sold out their allocation of 900 tickets. Dundee United v celtic - 12,350 (home win) dundee v celtic - 10,300 (home defeat) comments please

166 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-22 10:06:02
Comments: Nice one Henrik.

165 Name: JMB11
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-22 08:27:43
Comments: Utds away support at Ibrox - 400. Comments please...

164 Name: Deeboy
Website: New Travis song goes .....
Referred by: Net Search
From: Live from Games World in London
Time: 1999-08-21 12:43:33
Comments: Cant make it to the Sellik game today but best of luck to the Dees. The Arab bubble will burst this weekend against Rangers & then they will be going back to last seasons form. Great to see Faulkner rattling the goals in up at Aberdeen last week & in the Cup & it would be fantastic for him to score against the bin-rakers today. Away the Dees.

163 Name: Airman
Website: Tirnanog Football Club
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Canada
Time: 1999-08-20 20:13:00
Comments: Cheers! Great site. Check us out and sign the guest book.We are the 3rd Div Champs from Kingston Ontario Canada

162 Name: Steve B
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-20 16:53:26
Comments: What happened to your 3000 season ticket holders on tuesday????!!!! - a crowd of less than 3000 shows what you cunts are; fucking first divsion material. Keep up the good work Frankie K you have these bastards on the run. SHED RULE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

161 Name: Frank K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-20 16:47:12
Comments: Yeah right, you expect us to beleive that shite - You bluenose cunts are unreal, even stooping to lying to your own fans rather than face the truth - the crowd against dumbarton was fucking pathetic, now fucking deal with it and stop bullshitting. i wont respond to the ancient history questions. What a sad bunch of fucks you are. You and your poxy wee team fucking deserve each other.

160 Name: jmb member 01
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-20 13:04:21
Comments: ILL GIVE YOU SOME COMMENTS FRANKIE. FUCK OFF YOU WEE SPECKY ARAB TWAT WITH THESE 2 QUESTIONS IN MIND. WHO HAS THE HIGHEST EVER ATTENDANCE BETWEEN UTD AND DUNDEE. WHO HAS WON THE MOST TROPHIES BETWEEN UTD AND DUNDEE. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KEEP QUIET AFTER BOTTLING YOUR SWEDGE WITH JMB NO 67 BUT NO YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE. KEEP GOING TO THE MATCHES IN THE GEORGE FOX WITH YOUR MOTHER THE BEST KNOB SUCKER IN DOCK ST (MRS MACKINTOSH)

159 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-20 12:58:30
Comments: I spoke to Neil Cosgrove (DFC ticket manager) and he assured me that Tuesday's attendance was over 4,300. Apparently the crowd in the Main Stand were not included in the overall attendance. 4,300 isn't great but I see United only pulled in 4,682 against Ross County so the Arabs haven't done much better considering they fluked a win against Celtic on Saturday. I see Frank the Yellowbelly has reared his ugly head again. Question Frank. If United are such a big team then how come they only pulled in a crowd of 4,682 against Ross Co, needed extra time to beat aforementioned 2nd division side and are unseeded minnows for the 3rd rd of the League Cup? Auld Jim McLean is right. United are nothing but a cornershop team!

158 Name: Padee
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-19 18:39:16
Comments: I dont mind the Dees ripping off Dumbarton with the attendance the other night but it doesn't do much good for the club when such a low crowd is put in the papers. Everyone knows that the Bobby Cox was at capacity with another 1000 or so in the main stand. Utd really have turned the corner, extra time against Ross County. Wa-ha.

157 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-19 13:26:30
Comments: dundee v dumbarton - crowd: 2782 UNITED v ross county - crowd: 4876 comments please

156 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-19 13:24:37
Comments: I see the Arabs needed extra time to beat 2nd division Ross Co. last night. They won't have it so easy in the next round, because unlike the Dees, finishing 9th last season lumps you with the unseeded minnows such as Ayr Utd, Alloa, Inverness and East Fife!! I suppose this is a reflection of United's standing in the Scottish game. Good to see the JMB website receive a bit of praise from the 'official' one. Well done to Gary Mudie. Looks like the club are going from strength to strength!!

155 Name:
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-19 12:52:29
Comments:

154 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-18 17:25:01
Comments: Willie Falconer for Scotland? Come on the Ross County!

153 Name:
Website:
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From:
Time: 1999-08-18 12:54:01
Comments:

152 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-16 13:32:16
Comments: Good performance from the Dees on Saturday against the sheep and our first three points of the season takes the pressure off the team. I hope Big Brian Irvine produces another memorable performance at Tannadice on Wednesday for Ross Co. against the Arabs. How funny would it be if they knocked them out of the League Cup for the second year in succession! JMBDB2, Stone in Love. P.S. Apparently Radio Tay as well as Talk Radio are interested in sponsoring our 70ft flag. I feel an auction coming on which will certainly boost the JMB club coffers!

151 Name: Arab on tour
Website: dundee 1 season wonders
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-16 11:32:40
Comments: Jonesie nice comment left on sieb, but unfortunately we won and its only dundee who lose to the old firm by 5 or 6. At least you managed to beat aberdeen well done, look forward to celtic leaving dens with 3 points and an addition to the goal difference of plus 5! What a beautiful sunday, bye sad tinkies!!!!!!!!!

150 Name: albert kidd
Website: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-13 23:46:19
Comments: WHY DO ARABS SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON DEES WEB PAGES? ITS BECAUSE OF THE INFERIORITY COMPLEXES THEY HAVE AND THEY NEED TO VENT THEIR FRUSTRATIONS BECAUSE THEY FOLLOW SUCH A PATHETIC FOOTBALL TEAM. THE IMPORTANT'6' POINTER TOMORROW AND IT IS A'6' POINTER AS EVERY POINT COUNTS, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE DO NOT HAVE ANY. SATURDAY WILL SEE THE BLUE DAWN RISING-HAILING THE BLUE MILLENIUM WHICH WILL SEE THE DEES IN THE TOP 5. EVEN THE ECLIPSE CANNOT DULL THE EUPHORIC DENS PARK. DUNDEE FC THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD forEVER.....VOL 106 and counting

149 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-13 16:43:03
Comments: Dear Touchy Tomo: Would you or would you not like to finish 12 points and 4 places above your city rivals. I think you know the answer. If it is yes, then follow the boys in Dark Blue. Now off you pop!

148 Name: Wee Johnny Scobie
Website: ........... and we gave United 7
Referred by: Yahoo!
From: Newport on Tay
Time: 1999-08-13 15:50:47
Comments: Please visit the Dee Online for a great report on Dundee FC to be featured in the MOTD magazine. Just click on the views option. Cheers and Away the Dees.

147 Name: Tomo
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-13 14:52:48
Comments: JMBDB2 - Question - would you, or would you not, like to see Jocky Scott have 500k to spend on players? I think we all know the answer. Now fuck off.

146 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-13 13:26:24
Comments: To Happy Arab: JMBDB2 will be quite chuffed if the £450k Talesnikov and the £60k Raging Rhino turn out to be another Mathie (£500k) and McCulloch (£300k) i.e. big diddies. The ironic thing is, United spent a million pounds more than Dundee in the transfer market last season but still finished 12 points and 4 places worse off than the boys in dark blue! I'm quite aware of how much my night of passion with my wife is going to cost me, but thanks for the reminder anyway. I'd like to reciprocate and give you a little financial tip bearing in mind the school term restarts on Tuesday. I noticed in the paper that Asda's clothing section (George) has 20% off all school blazers, trousers and shoes. I'd get kitted out if I were you H.A. becuase to me that sounds like great value for money, unlike the aforementioned Mathie and McCulloch !!

145 Name: Happy Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-12 15:15:16
Comments: to JMBDB 2 The Happy Arab will always remain happy until the day we stoop so low to sign a 15,000 non league numpty. 400 note for a pram, 200 for a cot, baby monitors etc the cost goes on, mind you there is more pish up front and shit at the back in your team than any nappy, any and when the baby is four months old he/she will have more teeth than Tweed & Miller put together!

144 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-12 13:06:35
Comments: Happy(but not for long) Arab has got a hard neck slagging off Bobby Douglas after the Drink Driver's performance against Motherwell. He'll be lucky to hold on to his jersey once United sign the £60,000 Raging Rhino from Rochester !!

143 Name: martyn craig
Website: downloads
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee,Scotland
Time: 1999-08-11 17:38:27
Comments: i really like the page well done to the jmb dark blues and lets hope the dundee season starts against aberdeen this saturday becuase in the last to games the way we have played is if the players are still in pre-season training come on dundee lets have another good season. AND ALL YOU ARABS WHO ARE SIGNING THE GUEST BOOK WHY DONT YOU SIGN YOUR OWN GUEST BOOK ON THE UNITED SITE.... OOPS YOU DONT HAVE ONE DO YOU HAHA...

142 Name: billy pirie
Website: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 23:54:17
Comments: DUNDEE NEED TO GET BETTER ORGANISED. IN THE 1ST HALF AGAINST HIBS THEY DID NOT KNOW WHERE EACH PLAYER SHOULD BE. I THINK THE WHOLE OF THE BOBBY COX STAND COULD SEE THE GOALS COMING ESPECIALLY THE 4TH WITH TWEED CLUTCHING HIS HAMSTRING. WHY DIDN,T JOCKY BRING HIM OFF? AND WASTE UP THAT VITAL MINUTE THAT COST US A VALUABLE POINT. HOW MANY DEES COULD SEE THE HIBS PLAYER ON HIS OWN WIDE ON THE LEFT? ON MANY AN OCCASION HE WAS FED THE BALL TOTALLY UNCHALLENGED. DUNDEE LACK A LOT OF DIG IN THEIR PLAY. IT IS GETTING TO THE STAGE WHERE WE ARE GOING TO BE HOPING FOR THE OPPOSITION TO SCORE 1ST SO DUNDEE WILL GET STUCK IN AND PLAY TO THEIR POTENTIAL (WHICH AT THE MOMENT IS VERY SPORADIC) AND GO ON TO WIN.WELL WE WILL JUST HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT THE IF,S AND BUT,S AND GET A RESULT AT ABERDEEN. ITS GOOD TO SEE MATUTE WANTS TO PLAY FOR THE DEES. AFTER THE GAME AGAINST DOWNFIELD JOCKY SHOULD GO AHEAD AND SIGN HIM. SO WHAT IF HE IS FREE. HOPEFULLY HE WILL BE A MATCH WINNER. DUNDEE FC GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD.....forEVER VOL106

141 Name: true blue
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-08-10 23:39:30
Comments: Frankie k you are a sad arab scumbag who has no life and has to spend all of his time trying to wind up dundee fans. Face it you are a loner your team is shit your fellow supporters have no passion for their team you only sing when your winning (not very often) you have only got one song. About half of your support will be dead at the end of the season as everyone in the george fox stand are about 85 at least. AWAY THE DEE

140 Name: Dino B
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: the bread
Time: 1999-08-10 21:04:33
Comments: Sat to next deewok at Hibs game , bloody laugh ,its a pity we didnt get the win we were looking for.See you at bread for bus to Aberdeen ..AWAY THE DEES CAUSE IM STONED IN LOVE WITH YOU.

139 Name: Sorry just had to laugh
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 19:46:52
Comments: Couldn't pass up the chance of a cheap laugh. Things are looking ominous for you this season. Going down?

138 Name: Savo
Website: Humble peh for dees
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 17:49:24
Comments: Jonesie admitting defeat already ha ha. After all your crap about euro spots this year you have the same points as a circle NONE!

137 Name: Tomo
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 16:44:59
Comments: Dundee old School - what a boring cunt. DUFC OK

136 Name: DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DUNDEE
Time: 1999-08-10 16:14:09
Comments: Surely with the two new strip deals and more season tickets sold some money will be made available to jocky.With a couple of decent players we would,ve taken points from both games.I know we are financing two new stands,but we need to replace the players that have left.Has anyone heard anymore about the share issue?.P.S. HOPEFULLY WHEN THE SCHOOLS START BACK NEXT WEEK WE WONT HEAR SO MUCH FROM THE SAD ARABS LIKE LITTLE FRANCIS! DUNDEE OLD SCHOOL!

135 Name: Frank K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 14:11:43
Comments: Hey Cal - spare us your secret desires - your are one repressed young chap; you just can't help seeking my attention can you? Now, off you go and get some professional help. Good to see all the bluenoses moaning as usual.

134 Name: Cal Seavers
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 13:47:27
Comments: Hey Frank the Wank, at least im using my own name, unlike you, you prick.My bet is you are a 30 year old cripple who has never had a life or a shag and feels that cyber bravado makes you the man. Wouldnt be surprised if you pretend to be a wee girl and cyber with other guys ya beaster.

133 Name: Dark Blue
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 13:27:27
Comments: I agree Jonesie. It is not looking good, we really miss Irvine at the back - just like ALL Dundee fans knew we would. With no money to buy new players and dwindling crowds it could be a grim season we are in for. The pressure is on Jocky Scott and if he can't respond then he will have to go - even if he did do well last season.

132 Name: Jonesie
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 13:11:45
Comments: No points out of 6. The signs are it is not going to get any better. If Aberdeen win on saturday then i think the pressure is on Jocky Scott. Last year we carried the luck if we want to be honest. For the Arabs to be 4 points ahead and signing players is ominous for us. If the Marrs do not find / borrow money soon then the play offs will be looming at the end of what will be a very long season for Dundee FC.

131 Name: Happy Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 13:10:56
Comments: to JMBDB 2 The Happy arab sits in the east Stand with his Mates, where he had a great view of the Winning Goal from Big Quim, I would have thought that Big Bobby Douglas was the one with the drink problem judging by the way he fumbled the ball !! Maybe he looked up to the Main stand and saw his burd out of the corner of his eye, fuck knows that would put me off!

130 Name: Tomo
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-10 11:42:50
Comments: Billy Steel - what a lot of shite. Dream on.

129 Name: billy steel
Website: DENS PARK HEROES FOREVER
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-09 20:38:49
Comments: 6050-800?=5250 ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, LIVE ON SKY,UTD CANNOT GET THAT SUPPORT IN A SATURDAY DERBY MATCH, WHOS KIDDING WHO? DUNDEE IS BY FAR THE BEST SUPPORTED TEAM IN TAYSIDE AS WELL AS ONE OF-IF NOT-THE BEST SUPPORTED TEAM IN BRITAIN AWAY FROM HOME IN RATIO TO THEIR SUPPORT AT HOME GAMES.WE HAVE THREW AWAY 2 WINS. THAT WILL STOP AND OUR MARCH TO THE TOP 5 WILL BEGIN AGAINST ABERDEEN. WHEN DID UTD LAST SCORE 3 GOALS AT HOME.DUNDEE FC THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD....forEVER VOL106

128 Name: FK
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-09 13:40:11
Comments: Cal? - What a stupid fucking name. I think you need some therpay bluenose - you seem tense. Watching that shitty team of yours would do it i guess.

127 Name: Cal Seavers
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee Perth Road
Time: 1999-08-09 13:33:05
Comments: So you live up the Perth Road, drink in mennies, is that it ya arab shite bag, Mail me and we will arrange a meeting, I want to kill you.

126 Name: JMB BOYS
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-09 13:15:42
Comments: Tayside Police have issued a plea to the Dundee public to find a missing person. His name is Frankie K but he is also known as yellowbelly, bottler and chickenshit. He was last seen on Thursday running as far away from the Bread as possible. He was wearing YELLOW trousers, YELLOW t-shirt, YELLOW jumper, YELLOW shoes and YELLOW underpants. It is also known that his underpants were heavily soiled. If anyone knows of his whereabouts then please contact your local police station or tell his mum.

125 Name: Frankie K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-09 12:53:26
Comments: Bingo! - Lots of wound up bluenoses. Mission accomplished. Good result yesterday - ha! What a shit crowd. bye. PS - I have'nt a fucking clue who Ian McIntosh is/was, I am not gay but don't have a problem with people who are (unlike you morons), I live up the Perth Rd and drink in 'Mennies'. If you can't take it then fuck off.

124 Name: jimmy murphy on the wing
Website: DENS PARK HEROS FOREVER
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-08 01:18:03
Comments: hark now hear, the DUNDEE sing UTD ran away and we will fight, forever more because of DERBY day.(REPEAT) 2-1 to the ARABS so what.dundee will be above UTD at the end of the season no bother. A true story from lasts seasons great-though not unexpected win against the sand shifters. a disgruntled fan leaves his season ticket on a board near jim mclean's office. he has a change of heart the next day and goes back to tannadice to retrieve his season ticket, only to find drawing-pin gone but the season ticket wedged under the board-UTD season tickets well you cannot give them away. nobody wants them. see you all in the BOBBY COX stand on sunday. DUNDEE FC FOREVER

123 Name: Ken McBlue
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: The Derry
Time: 1999-08-08 00:58:53
Comments: Re Arabs Your Future is attempting to finish better than 9th and forever looking at the best blue and white stadium in the town. Note the word stadium not titchy, shoe-horned, little park. Looking down on you Ken mcBlue

122 Name: BOB WATT
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: dundee
Time: 1999-08-07 22:09:22
Comments: Good to see another DEES page hope you get some good stuff FUCK THE ARAB BASTARDS

121 Name: Deebuster
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-07 03:02:39
Comments: Oh dear. if you trace me I'll go away!

120 Name: Miles M Moffat
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-08-06 19:03:06
Comments: Thank you for allowing me to access your guest book. I have no intention of reacting to the input from "Dundee United Supporters"and will restrict my input to relevant issues. I am curious as to your club name, why? My fourteen year old son wants to follow in my footsteps by watching Dundee home and away. My liver and heart would not stand the experience and i`m looking for your recommendation as to a suitable club to contact. I hope you can give me some advice. Miles

119 Name: Deebuster
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-06 16:04:49
Comments: I dont like warnings, nor do I heed them. Stay off our sites and we'll do likewise. Like Deeboy and Jonesie, you're full of wind.

118 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-06 13:25:15
Comments: To Happy Arab, oops I almost forgot: Choose a big nose and a seat in the George Fox Stand next to your wife !!

117 Name: David Thomson
Website: Tangerine Dream
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Tangerine City
Time: 1999-08-06 13:23:02
Comments: Scumboy and Jonesie - still waiting. £450,000 for one player - more to come also. The future of football in Dundee is Tangerine and Black.

116 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-06 12:59:47
Comments: To Happy Arab: Choose originality.

115 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: DEELAND
Time: 1999-08-06 12:55:49
Comments: I spoke to Kev last night and apparently the badge on the flag will be finished for Sunday. The letters will probably take another week or so. Kev was saying that "Talk Radio" are quite interested in sponsoring the flag, so there could be an unexpected boost for the club funds. I'll see everyone tomorrow and by the way did anyone else hear Frankie's bottle crashing yesterday !! Stone in Love, JMBDB2

114 Name: Happy Arab
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-06 12:35:27
Comments: JMBDB2 Chooseto fall asleep in the toilets of boozers after a few shandies, choose to steal money out the joint account to fund the shandies, choose to give up sunday football because your wife is moaning, choose dobbies garden centre,choose homebase for your stands, choose the ceramic tile wharehouse, choose 50,000 a year big sponsorship deals. choose to be henpecked , choose to be sully!!!

113 Name: Deebuster
Website: Dirk double dumps dismal Dees
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Hulltoon
Time: 1999-08-06 11:23:52
Comments: Good luck on Sunday against the Hypo Hibs. I'll be looking at the crowd, and the numbers of the away support. Looks like a half finished McDiarmid Park. To keep up the image, why not dig out the wax jaikets.

112 Name: true blue
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-06 00:01:56
Comments: we are the top team in dundee cause we finished 5th last season and it is over a season that counts not one game. We also have a bigger travelling support than you stinking arabs and that is the true hardcore support of a club. away the newburgh juniors

111 Name: CAl Seavers
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Dundee
Time: 1999-08-05 16:37:09
Comments: What a wee frightened boy Frankie the Arab must be, I think deep down he is scared to face his own Homosexuality,and realeses his fustrations through anger and aggression. Astonishingly enough Frankie, I think you are following in the footsteps of other gay frankies icons, for example;Frankie goes to holywood, Frankie Howard, Frankie Avalon, Frankie Vali, etc.... So just accept the fact that you are a cock sucker.

110 Name: Michael Kerr (JMBDB67)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-05 15:57:35
Comments: Message to Frankie K: Frank we've been doing our enquiries and we know your real name is Ian McIntosh. We also have a fair idea where you live. You are a lippy wee Arab cunt Ian and have been asked by the other JMB Boys to stay off our website on numerous occassions. You have not done this therefore why don't you meet me this Sunday in the Bread at 2pm to sort this out. If you have the bottle to reply ( and personally, I don't think you do ) don't try to avoid the issue. Simply say you will or will not be there. Either way we'll soon find out who the big girlie is !! Awaiting reply.

109 Name: Frank K
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-05 14:48:11
Comments: JMBwhatsname.. - i hope you didnt spend too much time on that - it's dross. One gets the impression from your messages that you have pretensions towards being clever that your brain just can't quite live up to.You may be able to impress the cretins down at that tacky little boozer the 'bread' but give yourself a break - stick to being a moron. eg - get pissed, drag a 6yr old around the streets of inverness all night and think it is so funny that you post it up on a website for all to see. scum.

108 Name: JMBDB2
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-08-05 14:12:01
Comments: Choose Dundee United, choose to win fewer major honours than the boys in Dark Blue, choose wee fat managers with squeaky voices and heart problems, choose a geriatric chairman who confiscates over £100K from your club every year, choose the Fair Play Stand, Tangerine Terry and United for small Change, choose to contest the B&Q Cup final then lose narrowly to Stenhousemuir in the process, choose to sing songs of a homosexual nature, choose to wear a colour of jersey which is named after a small fruit, choose to finish 12 points and four places below the best team in Dundee, choose to be universally known as 'The Cornershop Team', choose to have been sponsored by VG, choose to sign a keeper from Rochester Raging Rhinos to replace a Drink-Driver in your goal, choose never to fill the George Fox Stand, choose not to drink with your mates before games, choose not to have mates, choose to drop your sweeties in the George Fox Stand if your team manage to score a goal, choose Alex Mathie, Scott McCulloch, Darlington de Vos and Tony Mols, choose Arab on Tour, Frankie K and Leaping Lord Watson, Choose Dundee United.

107 Name: I love Johnny M. oooooo!
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: TANNNADICE
Time: 1999-08-05 11:48:55
Comments: Ooops - looks like you have upset one