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Name: JMBDB2
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Referred by: Just Surfed On In
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Time: 1999-08-05 14:12:01
Comments:
Choose Dundee United, choose to win fewer major honours than the boys in Dark Blue, choose wee fat managers with squeaky voices and heart problems, choose a geriatric chairman who confiscates over £100K from your club every year, choose the Fair Play Stand, Tangerine Terry and United for small Change, choose to contest the B&Q Cup final then lose narrowly to Stenhousemuir in the process, choose to sing songs of a homosexual nature, choose to wear a colour of jersey which is named after a small fruit, choose to finish 12 points and four places below the best team in Dundee, choose to be universally known as 'The Cornershop Team', choose to have been sponsored by VG, choose to sign a keeper from Rochester Raging Rhinos to replace a Drink-Driver in your goal, choose never to fill the George Fox Stand, choose not to drink with your mates before games, choose not to have mates, choose to drop your sweeties in the George Fox Stand if your team manage to score a goal, choose Alex Mathie, Scott McCulloch, Darlington de Vos and Tony Mols, choose Arab on Tour, Frankie K and Leaping Lord Watson, Choose Dundee United.
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