Hello Hello

We're off to see Paul Sturrock,
Have a heart attack and die,
For we are the Dundee Derry Boys,

Hello Hello we are the Dundee boys,
Hello Hello you'll tell us by our noise,
We're up to our knees in Arab boys,
Surrender or you'll die,
Cos we are the Dundee Derry Boys.

Hail Hail

Hail Hail the Dees' are here,
What the hell do we care now,
For it's a grand old team to play for,
For it's a grand old team to see,
For if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go,
Oh Ohh Ohhh Ohhhh,
We don't care what United sing,
What the hell do we care,
For we only know that there's going to be a show,
And the Dundee F.C. will be there,
And the Dundee F.C. will be there.

Provy Road

Away the lads, you should have seen us coming,
We're only here to drink your beer and shag your f**king women,
All the lads and lasses should have been delighted,
Walking down the Provy Road,
To kick f**k out United!

Dens Park Choir

We are the boys from the Dens Park choir,
Singing on a Saturday keeps us fit,
We hate the Celtic and the Rangers,
Dundee United are shit,
Dundee United are shit.


Super Dundee

Dundee, Super Dundee,
No-one likes us,
We don't care,
Hate United,
Arab bastards,
We will chase them everywhere.


My Only Dundee

You are my Dundee,
My only Dundee,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice,
How much I love you,
So please don't take,
My Dundee away.


You Know, You know

You know, You know,
We're top o' the league,
And You're no!

OR

You know, You know,
Your bottom o' the league,
And we're no!


Wings

If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Tannadice tomorrow,
And shite on the bastards below, below,
Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on, the bastards below, below,
Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on, the bastards below.


Jamsie Grady

He's 5 foot 2 and his name is Jamsie Grady,
When he gets the ball he goes on a mazy,
He's from Clydebank and he's so f**king crazy,
Oh Jamsie Grady.


Eddie Annand

There's only one Eddie Annand,
There's only one Eddie Annand,
He scores the G's
For the Dees,
Walkin in an Annand wonderland.


Dariusz

The Pole, The Pole,
He's Dariusz the Pole,
He get's the ball,
And scores a goal,
Dariusz the Pole.


Bobby D

Scotland's number 1,
Scotland's, Scotland's number 1.


Luggy

Cheer up Paul Sturrock,
Oh what can it mean,
To a,
Sad Arab Bastard,
And a shite football team.


Johnny Scobie

As I was walkin down the Overgate,
I met we Johnny Scobie,
And he said to me,
Would you like to see,
The famous Dundee F.C.
So we went up to Dens Park,
To see the famous eleven,
And when we got there,
The terraces were bare,
Cos we gave United 7.


Forever and Ever

Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys',
The Dundee F.C.,
The Derry Boys',
For we'll no be mastered,
By who,
By no Arab bastards,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
So bring on the Hearts and Hibs and Rangers,
Bring on United by the score,
Barcelona, Real Madrid,
Who the fuck you trying to kid?,
Coz Dundee are the greatest football team.


Gio Di Stefano

There's only one Giovanni,
There's only one Giovanni,
He'll rape your mother or your granny,
With a gun in his hand,
Genocide in his plans,
Walking in a Gio wonderland,

Roger Mitchell

F**k of Roger
F**k of Roger
F**k of Roger
F**k of Roger

Mitchells a w**ker
Oh Roger Mitchells a W**ker
Mitchells a w**ker
Oh Roger Mitchells a W**ker


The Old Dundee Song

You can sing of the glories of teams you have seen,
Of the Saints and the Dons up in old Aberdeen,
But in this wide worldther's but one team for me,
It's the boys who wear the Dark Blue of Dundee,

Oh there's Robertson, Penman and Alan Gilzean,
With Cousin and Smith there the finest you've seen,
A defence that is steady heroic and sure,
Linley, Hamilton, Cox, Sieth and Ure,

There's many a battle been faught on this field,
There's many a team found that Dundee never yield,
For although on occasion defeat we must know,
We will rise up again and defeat every foe,

Let the proud Rangers sing of the records they hold,
And Celtic acclaim of their heroes of old,
But we will follow and follow over land and on sea,
For the brave boys who wear the Dark Blue of Dundee


Dens Park Dynamo

Hello, Hello how do you do
We are the boys in Navy Blue
We f**ked the boys in emerald green
We f**ked the boys in Tangerine

We'll keep the Blue flag flying high
Flying high up in the sky
Wherever we go we fear no foe
We are the Dens park Dynamo


Poor Little Shed Boy

Your'e only a poor little shed boy,
With Hegarty, Narey and Payne,
You've won the League Cup,
We dont give a f**k,
Cause you'll never win it again (again)

You're just a sad Tangerine Bastard
And Dundee you'll never surpass
The honours you've won
They add up to one
So stick the League cup up yer arse (yer arse)


Anti Arab Songs


Hegarty, CHEAT,CHEAT,CHEAT
Hegarty, CHEAT,CHEAT,CHEAT


Cecil Parkinson, Cecil Parkinson
Have you shagged McAlpines wife
Have you shagged McAlpines wife
Have you shagged her
Have you shagged her
Have you shagged McAlpines wife


Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire,
Stick United on the top,
Stick United in the middle,
And we'll burn the F**king lot.

Billy Dodds

When I was just a little bitty boy
My mother bought me a new little toy
A little Billy Dodds
Hanging on a string
So I took it outside and kicked it's head in
Oh, Kick it's head in
Kick it's head in
I took it outside and kicked it's head in