All the best Parties happen in the Kitchen

Mrs Murph.. now even I know that ain't a cup of tea!

From left to right.. Kay, Matt, and Paul (Woodfart!)

Matt... just what ARE you doing behind Kay to put that expression on her face?

It's always amazing how people look so sober at the beginning of parties!! left to right  Raj, Jimbo & Jules (no not me... little Jules!)

Phill tried out a new approach to childcare on James.....

... which seemed to work well!

Show em how you used to tell em at Upton park Ed  :0)

Paul... being  well erm...  Paul really!

.. now is that your "blakey" impression or your Jasper Carrott impression Ed?

Would you let this man give you a hymn book?

Girlies together !

See...  I told you it wasn't tea Mrs Murph was drinking!

Raj  when Rick is talking to you, you are supposed to look interested :0)

What you can't see in this picture is that someone is obviously threatening to put 240 volts through Jim's testicles!

He had no hair to pull so I won't tell you where my hand is to make him smile !

Neil & Gary... on the sofa?  never!

No, No!  you tip the bottle Linda not your body!

Pucker dem lips girl... erm .. no Chris not your lips!

Linda nods off while Kay laughs

Rosalie with a sweet smile

aaaaaahhhh  young love eh?

Chris,Kay,Murph & Nick....all gently moving on to an altered state of alcohol floatiness :0)

Now Mike is either demonstrating his Aussie bowling technique or trying to dance here! whatever turns you on I suppose!!!

Jules gets yet another text asking where the hell I live???

Colin & Rosalie pose for the camera

 I do my Eric Morecambe bit with the specs.....

... and Ed reciprocates with his pissed look!

Paul decided to put my worktop to the test...... it passed!

John... with a "catalogue man" smile!

Elaine tries to woo me....

...and then looks at the picture with Ed!

Jimbo Hugs  ... Erm  Mrs Coleman  does John know about this!!

Rick & Alan...and erm Jim!

"Ikkle" Julesy  (No not me..  I'm big Julesy!)

Ok so I doctored the pic a bit  but it's Phill with a Broom on his head!

and if you don't believe me here is the original undoctored version.

Ed  with beer in one hand and lamp in the other!  The question asked   is    why?

Hey it's a chav....... oh no  it's Darren with my hat on sorry!

Big Chav.... Little chav! 

Elaine teaches Darren how to play tanks...  erm no sorry I mean dance properly

Now the party goes into the third phase.... I may look pissed  says Darren..... that's because I am!

Sassa doing her bit for the camera

Oh my word!

I keep a watchful (pissed ) eye on things.