Ash is a college student on vacation with his girlfriend Linda, his friends Scotty and Shelly, and his sister Cheryl. Ash is a bit of an idiot and a coward, until he is reluctantly forced to defend himself against the rising forces of evil that have enslaved his friends, who continue to taunt and attack him. CLASSIC QUOTES: "WE CAN'T BURY SHELLY , SHE'S A, SHE'S A FRIEND OF OURS" "OH YOU BASTARDS, WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS, WHY!!?"