Linda is Ash's girlfriend, like Ash she is a bit stupid and unassuming about things until she is attacked by a Deadite (Cheryl). Linda later becomes possessed and persistently taunts Ash. CLASSIC QUOTES: "DID YOU SEE HER EYES? ASH I'M SCARED, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?" "OH ASH, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN, PLEASE PLEASE..."