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Get Your Kits Out
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To provide more band width and a better service we have upgraded to

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We have moved to www.getyourkitsout.com so this site will no longer be updated on a regular basis. The new site will contain many new features and a wider content. 50mb was my limit here and we reached it so it's onwards and hopefully upwards.....

If like me you get a little tired of stretching your imagination with graphic design or multiple calculations in Excel then this is the site for you with a simple game of breakout. Yes it's another one of those paddle and ball games but with a slight difference. In this one the reward is worth the wait, or should I say the level of skill used to attain the end result.
Give this simple little game a try - you won't regret it.

What do kids want for Xmas? Apparently not the latest CDs. They've already got the MP3. This site advises the kids to take
back their unwanted CDs and buy a spindle of blank disks. Hurrah. Lets face it who wants to pay a shed full of dosh to be told, "my mate at work can get you a copy of that for three quid." To add insult to injury he throws in an extra track or two to fill the cd up!!!

The MLS - Yes it's Major League Soccer from the USA and more abbreviations than you have ever seen before. If you want to read about "Soccer" the other side of the pond then give this site the twice over. There's loads of content and the site is very slick, the reports are incredibly detailed and full of stats. Check on the wonder kid, Freddie Ado and all the teams, you can even sign up for the daily newsletter "90 Minutes" for a daily dose of "Soccer" US style.
You can also download wallpapers or watch the Pepsi Goal of the week or video's on Mul tie media.....

Get Your Kits Out has always supported the minorities in our society and Gays are no exception. Just because they like to push stuff uphill and talk like Beckham doesn't give anyone the right to mock these poor unfortunate faggots. Have a listen to the fabulous Flying Viking Kittens singing Gay Bar, all good fun duckies......

New Mills the town where I live is famous for two things, one is the New Mills Vets 5 a side footballers and the other is Swizzels Matlow who employ a good proportion of the town (the ones who choose to work). Love hearts are only one of the many tooth rotting products they offer the nation. Visit this site and enter the monthly competition or simply check out Britain's premier sweet producer. They also sponsor the local New Mills Junior football teams.

Will you make it into the Guinness Book of Records as the oldest man (or woman) on earth? Or is this your final year on the planet? Find out if your days are numbered by taking the Death Test, I did and it was forecast my end would come on January 13, 2026 at the age of 79 years old. Mmm

This is a really novel site. There is a lot of Dr Gloom in most football fans, especially me. How often have your team just walloped the opposition only for you to chirp in with "I bet they get turned over next week, it'll be just like them!" Well read on, the doc has it all covered.

Old Lloyd is an inspiration to any of us fella's who dread becoming a victim of Prostate Cancer. Read the light-hearted journal about his diagnosis and treatment for prostate cancer.
There's much humour to be gleaned from this guy who refuses to let this illness ruin his life.

Did you ever gaze up at Jesus hanging there on his cross half naked looking thoroughly miserable and wondered, what if I had the chance to dress him. Tasteless, oh yes, but hilarious. Dress Jesus up in something rather more fashionable than a loin cloth. Someone is going to roast in Hell for this...

Try out this stunning Flash Graphics site by the brilliant German web designer, Jermai. You have to be patient with the pages as download time isn't the speediest you will ever encounter, but the stunning effects achieved are well worth the wait. Just play around with the various screens and you will soon get the hang of it. The example left is reached by clicking the Dance link on the second menu screen. Best viewed in 1024 - 768 resolution. Recently revamped

It's not often I support advertising but if you need any equipment or software for your computer then you can rely on this company to supply all your needs. Not only is Charles Saunders reliable but his prices are rock bottom. You can get all the latest Gizmo's and upgrades as well as all the standard equipment you need to replace a broken or failing part of your existing equipment. Drop in on Charles or Gail (his lovely assistant) in the Indoor Market Hall - New Mills, you won't regret it. Mention this site if you do.

This is the Elsporto Page which has loads of footy related links (including our own under General.) so please support them by visiting this excellent site.

If you have taken the time to visit the Poetry Page and enjoyed the contents then bookmark this link and visit the best football poetry site on the web. Most of the poems used on Get Your Kits Out have been taken from this excellent site.

Here are some Quickies to try out...

A new site will be added each week or so - Email me if you have a particular favourite.