Declare variables – Groom, Bride

Set variable Groom equal to Adrian

Set variable Bride equal to Lou

Call Subroutine WorkoutBridesName

QuestionBox “Do you mean Lu, Sarah, Sarah-Louise, Sarol, Sah, Ratbag, Old Baggage, or Geoff. Please select one.”

Reset variable Bride accordingly

Call Subroutine Marriage

Add Bride, Groom, Love

Set Years = 0

Start loop

Create array of Hardtimes

Create array of Goodtimes

Randomise Variable Children

If Children > 0

Add Stress and Subtract Sleep

Subtract Hair

Subtract Fashion Sense

Multiply weight

Square root diet

Add laughter

Add experience

Add joy

Add friendship

Divide by nothing

Quit Never

Increment Years by 1

Repeat