1) Covering duvet with duvet cover,
2) Opening carton of milk,
3) Wraps sandwiches in cling film,
4) Pays for shopping by credit card whilst he's in a rush,
5) Answers phone, once he just dances around it until the caller hangs up; the other - phone is ringing and music is playing but no Cocko. He runs on with just a towel wrapped around him and a shower cap on. The phone stops ringing before he gets to it.
6) Key in door whilst drunk.

He fails in all instances with an explosion of rage and expletives.