V/O 1: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, before we start this evening's performance of high jinx and hilarity, we would like to take the opportunity to welcome you to the Ents. Hall, Alexandra House. This preneo Georgian theatre was constructed. As you can see by the elaborate design of the building, it was meant to be home to some of the greatest theatrical names in history, Shakespeare, Irving, Olivier, Briers and Manning. During its existence the Ents Hall was acquired by the forces to assist in the war time spectacular as a NAAFI. It was at this time that the building was condemned as being what the local council considered as a death trap, and I quote "Anyone foolish enough to stay in the place for more than 20 seconds either hasn't been informed of the weakened joists, the dry rotted beams and asbestos walls, or is seriously considering suicide". Since then it has once again been turned over to the world of high brow theatre from which it has been most sorely missed. Once again can you enjoy the works of British contemporary script writers. Unfortunately none were available tonight, so here's The Big Dick and Cox Revue and your hosts, Paul Dickins and Rhys Wilcox.
V/O 2: With the recent and tragic demise of Nirvana's lead singer Kurt Cobain, KTel proudly and humbly presents this commemorative compilation album from the top angry teen age pop sensation. Yes that's right, on this new album you can hear previously unreleased and never before recorded tracks from the god of adolescent angst. Such as cover versions of Suicide is Painless, I Just Died in Your Arms, and that top selling track Wipeout. Remixes of their classics such as Lithium, Smells Like Embalming Spirit, and The Sun Has Got Its Hat On But We're All Going to Die Anyway So Who Cares? This memorial album is presented in a deluxe gatefold cover in gun metal grey with the album's title in brain pink. Yes KTel presents Nirvana's new album Oh Well, Nevermind at a special price of £27.83 (plus V.A.T. and postage and packing). This record is not available in any of the leading music stores but can be found in the Our Price bargain bucket next week.