I Love Ulrika

Every morning, when I wake up
I look beside me and see the girl that I love
She says good morning and I give her a hug
She’s always there but it never seems quite enough
She brings me sunshine every day
When storm clouds threaten she’ll blow them away
She’s everything to me, she’s my world
But she’s TV AM’s Swedish weather girl.

I love Ulrika (Ah-ah)
I lover her but there’s no chance for me to meet her
I love Ulrika (Ah-ah)
In my opinion there’s nobody sweeter.

I watch her every morning, memorise each word she says
I’d listen to her problems, let her get them off her chest
She’s only on weekdays, weekends she doesn’t show
But that doesn’t worry me cos I tape her on video
As I watch her I sometimes get quite upset
Because you can’t get too personal with a TV set
Her perfume smells of Mister Sheen
I kiss her face and dribble runs down the screen.

Chorus

She’s never gonna see me
She’s never gonna know me
She’s never gonna know that I’m alive
She’s never gonna want me
She’s never gonna need me
But a love this strong is never gonna die

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She always brings me the best of weather
I really wish we could get it together
I’d but her new clothes every day
Especially if it was Anne Summers lingerie
I’d make her give up TV, I’d be her sole admirer
When she wakes up she could still make me an early riser
If she’s feeling kinky we cold talk about the weather
Her warm front being entered by my high pressure.

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Repeat with last line exchanged for
I love her, that’s the best that I could treat her
I’d care for her and never ever beat her
She’s a thousand times tastier than ryvita
Wherever she hides I will always try to seek her
She’s the tops, there’s nobody neater