Conversation

Life is so different when you are totally wasted
You can’t walk and your MacDonalds can’t be tasted
You’ve been out drinking and had a good laugh
But now you pay the penalty and start to barf
Your inner muscles spasm and begin to contract
Cos your stomach didn’t appreciate the internal reaction
Of copious alcohol in your blood stream
Mixed with junk food, that didn’t seem
To do harm ‘til it returns as a fast food flash flood
And when that’s all gone you vomit blood.

We’re talking to the u-bend
For the past 5 hours we are now close friends
Conversing with the toilet bowl
The wretching starts to take its toll

But this time it’s not your mouth that’s emitting
This conversation comes from your arse; you’re shitting.