Roger the Lobster by Bruce Rodgers

Building block don’t run like treacle
But I’m not Spanish anyway
My father’s not American either
So I went shopping and ate a hamster

Roger the Lobster. Aaaaaaaaaawooooooo!

Abba’s a good football team
But I like diet Pepsi
Curtains catch fire on Thursdays
So windows aren’t so slippery

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Ashtrays on car roofs look silly
But I don’t watch that channel
It’s the same price as it used to be
Because of that photo. 

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It’s not much of a philosophy
But my cigarettes don’t cost £10
My light bulb burns through my ceiling
So golden pinball tastes like jam

Roger the Lobster. Aaaaaaaaaawooooooo!

My pint just smiles on Sundays
But my deckchair doesn’t care
My wife isn’t mine before
So we can drive a popular soup can. 

Roger the Lobster. Aaaaaaaaaawooooooo!

Alien syndrome smears like butter
But merry xmas to a shoelace
Bill and Ben are just like posters
Barry –

Let’s have a pint.

Aaaaaaaaaawooooooo!