Mission Impossible

We’re out on a mission, a prior engagement
We’re freelance workers: secret agent.
Our latest job takes us to a local bar
We’re out to get some answers and steal a car.
We have to be convincing so get really drunk
Then go and beat up an underaged punk.
The amount we drink is completely inconceivable
And what we do next is pissing the impossible.
Another dirty job, but it’s just a job to me,
It’s just pure chance that it’s also my hobby