Bill Beaumont’s quite a superstar
But he doesn’t go half as far
As our Emlyn
As our Emlyn

Emlyn Hughes, takes our blues
And kicks them away with his blue suede shoes.
Having a lark and making us laugh
And he’s got a silly voice like Orville.

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Happy apathy’s the attitude of today
Happy apathy
What’s the point of working when you’re going to die anyway
Happy apathy! Let me hear you call.
Happy apathy and bollocks to it all.

Happy apathy is the ideal expression
Cos I really can’t be bothered to go into depression

The world’s coming to an end
Your 4 minute warning’s started
Death’s around the bend
Everybody’s angry, scared, depressed and broken hearted.