Kiss
You don’t have to be beautiful
To make my day
But you gotta have massive tits
That droop and sway
You gotta have thunder thighs
And a bloated bum
So that when we have sex
I slap your hide
And ride the tide.

And you gotta be rich, to be my girl

Shout
Well,
You know you make me wanna,
	PUKE
In the morning
	PUKE
On my breakfast
	PUKE
In the evening
	PUKE
On my dinner
	PUKE
C’mon now
	PUKE
C’mon now
	PUKE
Don’t you know you do
	PUKE
Don’t you know you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	PUKE, PUKE, PUKE, PUKE
It’s getting higher now.
It’s getting higher now.
It’s getting higher now.
(Vomit)

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
Last night I was getting a blow job
	Oh dear, dirty dirty dick dick
She coughed and spluttered and spat it out of her gob
	Oh dear, dirty dirty dick dick.
	Make me very sick sick now.


Do you love me?
	No, fuck off!

Locamotion
Everybody knows this girl called Loca.
	C’mon baby, do the locomotion
She’s tight and she’s sexy and it’s easy to poke her
	C’mon …
No aftershave is needed or lovers potion
She jumps on your bollocks and goes into motion.
So, come on, come on. Do the locomotion with her.

Yummy Yummy
Yummy yummy yummy
You’ve got my knife in your tummy
I’m going to make you eat your guts.
It’s bloody interesting as you eat your intestine
Followed by your nuts.

Sisters
Brothers, Brothers
There were never bigger mother fuckers
Never gave a sod what the others would do
Shagging girls or sniffing glue.

Bros
Look god damn
I am what I am
I can’t be your stamina man

I’ve met this chick
She loves my dick
She’s so hot she makes me cum quick.

I don’t know what’s inside her
I just can’t seem to satisfy her.

Too much sex and I’m going all droopy
	I don’t want to lose it.
Shagging this girl’s made my willy curl
And all that I want to do
Is get back on top of you, you, you
Of you, you, you
	I don’t want to lose it
Of you, you, you
Of you, you, you