Oedipus

Oedipus, Oedipus,
You’re unlike any other.
Oedipus, Oedipus,
Cos you like to shag your mother.
Oedipus, Oedipus,
We admire the things you do.
Oedipus, Oedipus,
We want to shag your mother too.

There are only three women special in your life
But it goes down to two if you don’t have a wife.
The second one you remember like the trinity
Cos she’s the one that took your virginity.
The first is, of course, how you begun
Not your nanny or granny, it’s your ma or mum.