Ben: So, uh, Little Weed, dude.....you wanna come for a walk with us?
Bill: Yeah, Weed. We're going down the mall. You wanna come and check it out?
Weed: Sure! Just give me one minute to uproot myself from this pot I'm growing in, and I'll be right with you guys (Weed struggles from side to side for a few seconds). Oh, silly me! I totally forgot...I can't go for a walk with you guys...I'm a plant! Could I BE more immobile? I think you're confusing me with...a GODDAM TRIFFID!
Bill and Ben: Bogus!
(enter the Evil Robots)
Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ben: How's it going, Bill and Ben?
Evil Robot Bill: Whoa! Check out that Weed! Schwing!
Evil Robot Ben: Schwing!
Evil Robot Bill: Tentpole!
Evil Robot Ben: She is magically babelicious!
Weed: (to herself) Just when I thought life couldn't get any worse with these two dumasses talking crap all day...along come their relations...from HILLBILLY HEAVEN!
Bill: Those guys are us, dude!
Ben: No way!
Bill: Yes way!
Ben: Then let's say hello to us, dude...
Bill and Ben: Yo, dudes! How's it going!
(the sound of footsteps is heard)
Bill: It's the Farmer!
Ben: We've got to get into the pots, dudes!
Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ben: What's happening?
Weed: Get in the pots! GET IN THE POTS!
Bill and Ben and Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ben get into the flower pots so that they won't be found by the Farmer. There are sounds heard off set)
Farmer: What do you mean I can't go on set?
Director: The Farmer never arrives on the set. When the Flowerpot Men hear him coming, they run and hide, and that's the end of the scene.
Farmer: So what you are saying is I never get to appear on camera? Me, the handsomest actor in Cinema History: the biggest box office draw since King Kong: the only actor who could make this movie gross a billion bucks...and I don't get to appear on the screen? I'm going to my trailer! I want out of this picture! Get me my agent!
Weed: Could he BE more pissed?