Films They Should Make

The idea for this page originated from the talk of Thunderbirds: The Movie being filmed in Hollywood using real actors instead of puppets. From this, it was thought that other programs should be made into films and if that were to happen, who could star in them?

Now, I could never be this creative on my own (without a labotomy) so I enlisted the help of my Dad (Norm to you net-folk out there) and for each of the film ideas on this page, he has writtne the scripts for them all. He also cast most of the actors for Bill and Ben's Excellent Adventure (bet you can't wait to get to that one).

Thunderbirds

The cast:
Character Actor
Scott (Thunderbird 1) John Goodman
Virgil (Thunderbird 2) Joe Pesci
Alan (Thunderbird 3) John Travolta
Gordon (Thunderbird 2 and 4) Jim Carrey
John (Thunderbird 5) Samuel L Jackson
Brains Leonardo Di'Caprio
Lady Penelope Rosanne Barr
Parker Eddie Murphey
Jeff Tracy Leslie Nielsen
Sunufab Itch McCauley Culkin

You have to realise, of course, that this isn't the actual line up of cast members for this film. It would be damn funny if it was but somehow I don't see it happening.

Story:

Thunderbird 5 picks up a rather large meteor heading on a collision course for Earth. John Tracy (Samuel L Jackson) immediately alerts the others on Tracy Island who go to investigate. The meteor in fact, turns out to be an alien craft, piloted by the evil space warlord, Sunufab Itch (McCauley Culkin).

Click here to read a bit of the script

Click here to read another bit of the script

Postman Pat: Postal Strike

He delivers letters....he kicks ass!

Character Actor
Postman Pat Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jess The Cat Leonaro Di'Caprio
Major Sean Connery

Story:

The Evil Major The Evil Major (Sean Connery), hell bent on being the richest man in the world. He concocts a plan to have Pat give away all his registered mail after kidnapping Jess the Cat.

Postman Pat Postman Pat, however, has other ideas. When his favourite kitty is abducted he learns the location of the local convenience store known as 'So, you want to blow up a small country?' and arms himself better than the Terminator. Look out world, Postman Pat is pissed!

Click here to read a bit of the script

Bill and Ben's Excellent Adventure

The cast

Character Actor
Bill Alex Winter
Ben Keanu Reeves
The Evil Robot Bill Mike Myres
The Evil Robot Ben Dana Carvey
The Weed Matthew Perry
The Farmer Leonardo Di'Caprio

Story:

All is well in Bill and Ben's Garden, until the wicked farmer decides to catch our two little Flowerpot Men by sending two Evil Robot versions of Bill and Ben to capture them. But he has forgotten that the Flowerpot Men have a powerful ally in Little Weed...

Click here to read a bit of the script

Coming Soon!

The Magic Roundabout

Yes, in production as we spea...type is the Could-Be script for the Magic Roundabout. I have no idea what the story line will be yet but then again, I don't think Dad is too sure either and he's the one who's written half of it already. Any way, I do know who the cast is so I'll tell you that much:

Character Actor
Mr Rusty Harrison Ford
Florence Whoopie Goldberg
Dylan The Rabbit Sting
Dougal Billy Connolly
Brian The Snail Sylvester Stallone
Ermintrude the Cow Uma Thurman
Zebedee Leonardo Di'Caprio

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