Cyber-friends

I have been on the net since about May 10th 1997 (I think) and over that time I have met a variety of weirdos, psychopaths, deranged lunatics and the occasional person I could call a friend (actually, the two often clash).

Murphoid

Lee

The first person on this list (of friends, not psychos) would have to be Lee. He was the first person I met (think I met him the day he joined LineOne) and he helped me to verbally bash some idiot who was pissing everyone off. Since then we have often practiced insulting each other (I usually win though - do something about that mate!)

He was originally known as Glove when I first met him but then could be known as either Murph or Hypoxia and eventually shed himself of all nick names and was known as Lee.

Tim 'Norm' Kik

Norm

This is Tim (or Norm as you may know him) and he's not been on the net as long as me but I have known him for a long time. This might have something to do with the fact that he's my father (if not then that just completely screws up this story).

It is his fault that I now have this site (sort of). When I was young (and he was older than I am now - no offence Dad) he got a BBC micro and this is where I first learnt to program (If we hadn't got that computer I'd probably be working for a florist).

Jodi

If LineOne is your ISP then chances are that you know Jodi. If you look on other websites with her description you will see much the same. Basically Jodi is a 366 year old vampire who cameos as an 18 year old Irish girl.

If you go into more detail about her then you discover that she is the Founder of the e-mail...err...gathering - Hideehi People. Her picture is on my Hideehi page (which is rare because she doesn't like people knowing what she looks like) so if you've not seen it yet, go check it out.

Arani

No picture of Arani yet but I'm working on it. As you will probably not know, I am an only child so when I met Arani I was quite amazed to find out that I had a sister (work with me on this one).

When we described ourselves (basically saying long hair - well, I did have then - two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth) we decided that from the age difference, height difference, opposit sex etc...we're identical twins (look, we know we're not really, it's just a joke).

Anusia

Anusia

I originally met Anusia through using a program called Active Worlds which is one of these virtual environment programs where you get to walk round, build houses, fly (okay, so it's not along the same lines as actually walking but it's a laugh).

Any way, she is from Finland and in Active Worlds, she tought me how to build a house, fly (you have to see it really), and now I'm kind of skipping away from the point of this as I often tend to do...

Nikkii

Another photo-less person, Nikkii has been on the net...err...I don't know actually. Any way, I've known her for...hmm...don't know that one either. Okay, I know a very small amount about Nikkii but she is another face (well, person typing) that is known well throughout LineOne (of course, if you aren't with LineOne then you have no idea what I'm talking about...tough).

Gemma

Gemma contacted me through the Friends-Cafe website (Which no longer exists). I've known her for a while now and we e-mail each other every day. In fact, if I've had a particularly rotten day at work, it's her e-mails that normally cheer me up...unless she's had a similar day.

She basically manages her time by working (don't know what that's like myself) and e-mailing funny people (e.g. myself) and occasionally the odd psychopath wanting to marry her (e.g...err...I don't know but that one isn't me).

Jeordie

Jeordie was, until recently, on the net via the e-mail system at the University he went to. He has since left and now has a job (that reminds me, I've still got to look up the word 'job' in the dictionary) and has no access to the net at all.

Jeordie When he was on the net he joined the Hideehi People and quickly ascended the ranks and became Jodi's body guard when she was the President (look, if we can have a Military Advisor, we can have a body guard. We actually had someone who wanted to be our transport correspondant but that was taking it too far).

Editors Note: I don't mean to keep going on about Hideehi People like this, it's just that everyone seems to be on it!

A quick notice to say that Jeordie may be returning to the net soon, via e-mail at his place of work, MCP (which aparantly stands for Male Chauvinist Pig but I think they're all lying to him). Also, he now knows about this picture of himself being on the net as my mum was kind enough to inform him but he has no way to take it down any way and doesn't really seem to mind.

Jarv

Jarv (or Jim) is my younger cousin (well, one of them but the other two aren't old enough to understand what the Internet is yet) and he's still new to it. When I wrote this about him, he'd only e-mailed me twice and that was only because he thought that the first e-mail hadn't worked but I decided to stick a reference to him in here any way. I will have a picture of him here soon whether he likes it or not, I've just got to find one and get it scanned.

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