Before you begin checking out the excellent WAV files I have here, I feel I
must warn you that some of them may be slightly rude though (Might be? They
are dammit!) so you might want to...I don't know, hold someone's hand or
just not listen to them in the first place (all though I'd prefer that you
did. This means that this page is a success that way).
| File Name |
The sound you should hear... |
File Size |
| 3steps.wav |
Some guy: You would need three promotions to get to be an ass hole. |
26.7k |
| 88mph.wav |
Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future): 88 miles per hour! |
39k |
| aletter.wav |
Buggs Bunny: What's this? A Letter? For me! |
33.9k |
alive.wav
 |
Frankenstein (The creator, not the monster): He's alive, alive! |
33.1k |
beslow.wav
|
Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis and Bill Murrey (Ghostbusters II)
Ray: Two in the box
Egon:Ready to go
Venkman: We be fast and
All: They be slow! |
91.9k |
| biker.wav |
Some guy: Who you calling jerk you long haired, fat bellied, goofy, tattooed, sixties, throwback, Village People wannabe biker freak! |
60.5k |
bing.wav
|
Monty Python - Meaning of Life: Ah, I see you have a machine that goes biiiiing! |
38.1k |
| bogus.wav |
Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure): Bogus. |
11.1k |
buychick.wav
|
Mike Myers (So I Married An Axe Murderer): Oh, I hated the Colonol. With his wee, beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face! Ooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ooohhh. |
106k |
| dumass.wav |
Matt LeBlanc (Friends): Well that was a nice move dumbass. |
36k |
| excelnt.wav |
Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure): Excellent! |
10.6k |
| foodfite.wav |
John Belushi (National Lampoons Animal House): FOOD FIGHT!! |
20k |
| fries.wav |
Homer and Marge Simpson (The Simpsons): [buzz]
Homer: Yeah, waddya want?
Marge: My husband by my side.
Homer: You want fries with that? |
135k |
fukew.wav
|
Mike Myers (So I Married An Axe Murderer): You know, Scotland has it's own martial arts, yeah. It's called 'Fukew'! |
41.6k |
| gigawats.wav |
Christopher Lloyd (Bact to the Future): 1.21 GIGAWATTS! |
26.2k |
givekiss.wav
|
Mike Myers (So I Married An Axe Murderer): Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in. |
53.2k |
gmv2.wav
|
Robin Williams (Good Morning Vietnam): Seeing as how the VP's such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT 'cause if it leeks to the VC you could end up in MIA and then we'd all be put on KP. |
85.5k |
| god.wav |
Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters): Ray, when someone asks you 'Are you a god?' you say YES! |
102k |
| goodmorn.wav |
Robin Williams (Good Morning Vietnam): Gooooooooood Morning Vietnaaaaaam!! |
38.9k |
| homerdoh.wav |
Homer (The Simpsons): Doh, doh, doh, doh (echoing) |
69.5k |
| helmet.wav |
Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy): I'd better put on my patented water resistant stupomatron helmet! |
36.8k |
| icehole.wav |
Some Guy (Johnny Dangerously): Say your prayers, Icehole. |
32.3k |
| itsalive.wav |
Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective): It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!! |
88.8k |
| jamesbrw.wav |
James Brown: Wooooooow! I feel good (Musical accompaniment) |
82.6k |
jumbojet.wav
|
Mike Myres (Austin Powers): My Jumbo jet, smashing baby! |
32.2k |
| karaoke1.wav |
Some Guy (Duckman): The best way to take our minds of the smell of burning flesh is to begin tonights karaoke contest!/td>
| 57.3k |
| karaoke2.wav |
Duckman (Duckman): Karaoke. Japan's cruelest invention since Hare Care |
36.1k |
| kicked.wav |
Bill Murry (Ghostbusters): We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass! |
53.9k |
| killdted.wav |
Alex Winter (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure): You killed Ted you medi-evil dickweed! |
64.7k |
| laff-cry.wav |
Some Guy: Err, laugh and, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard. |
53.6k |
| lng2shrt.wav |
Hank (King of the Hill): Maybe I oughta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street. |
55.2k |
| loser.wav |
Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective): Lehu-seher (It's the way he says it, how else am I supposed to spell it?) |
68.5k |
| madhouse.wav |
Charlton Heston (Planet of the Apes): It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!! |
62.4k |
marvin.wav
|
Marvin The Martian: Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom. |
52.8k |
peanut.wav
|
Mandy Patikin and Andre he Giant (The Princess Bride)
Inigo: Fezzig, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzig: If they are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzig: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: Daarrgghh! |
104k |
| popcorn.wav |
Neil Thompson (Kentucky Fried Movie): The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in - Film at eleven |
29.9k |
| reaper.wav |
William Sadler (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey): You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper! Ha ha ha ha ha! |
147k |
| rights.wav |
Tom Hanks (Dragnet): Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law |
35.9k |
| santa.wav |
Some Guy: The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill me. |
19.6k |
| schizo.wav |
Bill Murrey (What About Bob?): Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. |
43.5k |
| scott.wav |
Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future Part III)
Michael: Great Scott!
Christopher: I know, this is heavy. |
47.2k |
| shatter.wav |
John Candy (Cool Runnings): Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. Noooo, they shatter. |
66.3k |
| somebody.wav |
Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy): When the truth is foooooooound to beeeeeeeeee liiiiiiieeeeeeees, and all the jooooooooooooy, within yooooooooooooou dies. Don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love! (You were aware that he's singing this right?) |
227k (Another file worthy of i's size) |
| sonofgun.wav |
Porkie Pig: Son of a b-b-b, son of a b-b-b, son of a b-b-b err gun. Ha ha ha, you thought I was gonna' say s-son of a bitch din't ya? Ha ha ha |
83.5k |
| thankyou.wav |
Conductor and Tyrone (All Of Me): You know you're friend's a real freak.
Tyrone: Thank you! |
55.3k |
| tickevil.wav |
Some Guy: Villains, I say to you now, knock off all that evil! |
42k |
| toilet.wav |
John Candy and...err...someone else (Cool Runnings): Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing.
Other Guy: Yeah, so's a toilet! |
45.4k |
| tomorrow.wav |
Bill Murrey (Groundhog Day): Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today! |
32.4k |
| ugly-red.wav |
Alex Winter (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey): You ugly, red, source of all evil! |
78.9k |
| under.wav |
Unknown girl and Tom Hanks (Dragnet)
Girl: Will you be coming over later?
Tom: Oh yeah, I have to.
Girl: Oh?
Tom: I'm wearing your underwear. |
51.6k |
| wappin.wav |
Elmar Fudd: Hey scwewwy wabbit don't you mess with me, I'm a super wabbit killer, I'm bad you see, I'm Elmar Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht, and all the little ladies dig what I got. I'm armed to the teeth and I can't be beat, I'm a crazy old mother for wabbit meat. All the wabbits I catch, they pay me cash so hey scwewwy wabbit better cover your a-a-I'm wappin, I'm wappin, no wabbits gonna catch me nappin... |
98.1k (This is damn funny) |
| weight.wav |
Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future)
Michael: Sounds pretty heavy.
Christopher: Weight has nothing to do with it! |
24.4k |
| whatthe.wav |
Michael J Fox (Back to the Future): What the hell is a gigawatt? |
72.7k |
| why!.wav |
Guy from 3rd Rock from the Sun (can't remember his name): You killed her you alien bastard. Why? Why! |
72.1k |
winston.wav
|
Ghost (Ghostmusters II): Winston! |
118k (Don't understand why it's this big) |
| xmasrant.wav |
Chevy Chase (National Lampoons Christmas Vacation): And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotton, for-flushing, low life, snake-licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spineless, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylanol? |
199k (Again, very funny) |
| yabba.wav |
Fred Flintstone: Yyyyyyabba Dabba Doooooo! |
37.8k |
| ziggin.wav |
John Candy (Cool Runnings): You're ziggin', you're zaggin, it's the biggest, coldest rollercoaster you've ever been on |
71.9k |