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Malcolm's Moist Succulent Adventure was my first attempt to write a novel, mainly begun in order to see if I was capable of stringing enough coherent words together to form an entire book.
Moistness + Succulence =
Malcolm's Moist Succulent Adventure
Bill and Judy want to spend Christmas with their Aunt, Maggie Ashcroft,
but are sent away to stay with a mad professor who is no relation of
their’s whatsoever.
Soon they discover that the evil madman is embroiled in a dastardly
plot to capture and eat Jack Docherty and they know they must do all
in their power to stop him!
What is the terrible secret behind the damp patch in the cellar?
Whose is the rubber pteranodon seen on the moor?
And just what is the relevance of all this to
Malcolm's Moist Succulent Adventure?
Some comments people haven’t made about this book:
“No! No! Winifred! Not that button!”
The Times
“ASDA is such a good shop I just had to write to
the Daily Mail about it!”
A Daily Mail reader
“Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
Harper Lee
“It has become necessary to utilise all of our pockets!”
Glen Baxter