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Poor Staplegun

Character Name:	Poor Staplegun
Player:	Paul Stapleton
Class:	Bassist
Alignment:	Chaotic Neutral
Level:	4
Hit Points:	36
Speed:	Hectic
Favourite Weapon:	Acoustic Bass

Other Details

Poor Staplegun occasionally plays bass for We Am Janet when we play gigs as a band. He also does the odd bit of backing vocals unless heckled by the audience. When he can tear himself away from the Janet, Paul is the thundering powerhouse that drives Anal Beard. He also performs solo material under the nom de plumage of Pog. Verily 'twas he that We Am Janet didst share the split CD EP Fox Fox Fox Digs That Crazy Scene with. His half is called Tales From the Saturday Night Launderette. Poor owns his own record label you know. It is called Beat Bedsit Records. He sells our records for us which is nice of him. He is also We Am Janet's only source of gigs until such time as I can be arsed to organise anything myself. What a guy!