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Obtaining quality We Am Janet merchandise couldn't be easier. Actually that's a lie, it could be easier. Obviously it could be easier. If you were able to just say, "Hey, I'd love some quality We Am Janet merchandise!" and it appear out of thin air, that would be pretty damn easy. But you can't. Never the less, obtaining quality We Am Janet merchandise is not hard. There are four main methods:

1. Come to a We Am Janet gig.

CDs are usually available to buy at gigs - usually at a cheaper price.

2. Buy them from Beat Bedsit Records.

Beat Bedist sell all our records for us, so if you're familiar with their ways and trust them more than this site then go ahead and follow the link above.

3. Fill in our little e-mail form.

Clicking on the "Me Want Stuff" link below will provide you with a little form to fill in and email to us. It asks for no financial information because, hey, why should you trust us with it? All it tells us is what you want to get your mits on and where to post it. We'll then do that and enclose details of where to send your cheque. "What?" you think to yourself, "You mean I get the goods before I've paid for them?" Yes, you do. Why should you trust me with your money if I'm not willing to trust you first. Yes, you could never pay. I'm willing to take the risk.

4. Copy them from somebody you know who has them.

Chances are you won't know anybody with We Am Janet CDs. However, if you do, feel free to copy them willy and, dare I say it, nilly. I'm not in this to make money. That would be exceedingly unlikely and foolish.