Last Updated 24-July-99
Jill Dando Jokes
For those who don't know who Jill Dando was, She was a T.V. presenter in the UK on the BBC, and was in programs such as 'Crimewatch UK' and 'Holiday' and 'The Antique Detectives' aswell as on the News - Anyway, on with the jokes.
Q. What's the difference between Danny Baker and Jill Dando ?
A. Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.
Q. Why is Crimewatch UK not being scrapped ?
A. Because Nick Ross is terrified of getting the bullet.
Jill Dando had a new antique show for the BBC - shooting started this week.
Q. What goes in and out when the doorbell rings?
A. Nick Ross's asshole.
Q. Why are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer upset ?
A. Because they heard that Jill Dando had been selected for Shooting Stars.
Q. Why did Nick Ross resign from BBC Crimewatch UK ?
A. Because he needs the job like a hole in the head.
Q. Why doesn't Jill Dando drink ?
A. One shot and it goes to her head.
Q. What's the difference between a dildo and a dando ?
A. You put one in a box and the other..... ahh they're the same.
Q. What's the similarity between a Jehovas witness and the bloke who shot Jill Dando ?
A. They both stand on your doorstep and do your head in.
Q. Did you hear a terrorist group has claimed responsibility for Jill Dando's murder.
A. It was Combat 18 - 30.
Jill Dando was due to start filming for a movie just before her death
It was called "No weddings and a funeral"
Q. What have Jill Dando & George Best got in common ?
A. They both ended their careers at Fullham
Q. Why did Jill Dando answer the Front door?
A. Because she wanted to get shot!
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