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"Cookery For Beginners"

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"First In The Form"

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"Five Miles To The Nearest Toilet"

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By Joe King

"Forest Freedom"

By Lucinda Woods

"Fun With Your Friends"

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"Give To The Poor"

By Rob Deritch

"Golden Waterfall"

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By Hu Yu Hai Ding

"Hernia On The Yangtze"

By Won Hung Low

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By Shaun Head

"Homosexuality: A Rough Guide"

By Dick Sukka

"Homosexuality For Beginners"

By Ben Dover

"Homosexuality In Ireland"

By Patrick Fitzgerald
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"How To Make An Igloo"

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"I Don't Believe You"

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"In The Lions Den"

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"Leaving Things Until The Last Minute"

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"Leaving Your Country"

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"Lion Tamer's Manual"

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"Losing My Mind"

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By Ivor Fortune

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By Millie O'naire

"Man Joins A Convent"

By Farquar Loadanuns

"Mistake We All Make"

By General Error

"Mouth Of The River"

By S. Tury

"Moving House"

By Ivor Newhome

"Old People's Mental Health"

By C. Nile

"On The Rocks"

By Mandy Lifeboat

"Out On Parole"

By Freda Convict

"Pachyderms"

By L. E. Fant

"Parachute Jumping"

By Willie Maykit

"Performing '69' In Japan"

By Tu Can Chu

"Premature Children In China"

By Tai Nee Bai Be

"Problem Children"

By Miss B. Haviour

"Riding Horses For Pleasure"

By G. G. Canters

"Run For Your Lives"

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"Russian Torture"

By: Hugh Bitchacockov

"Rustle In The Bushes 1"

By Izzie Honour

"Rustle In The Bushes 2"

By Willie Gettit

"Rusty Bed Springs"

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"Sadistic Sex"

By Nora Bone

"Sci-Fi Weapons"

By Ray Gun

"Screams In The Night"

By Claude Balls

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By Bernardette Collector

"Show Jumping"

By Jim Carner

"Small Cars In Great Britain"

By Minnie Driver

"Sneezing Fit"

By A. Choo

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By Corporal Punishment

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"Streams In The Desert"

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By Nick McConker

"The Cat's Revenge"

By Claude Balls

"The Chinese Man With One Testicle"

By Wot Went Wong

"The Chinese Paedophile"

By Fuk M Yung

"The Chinese Youth"

By Won Yung Gai

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By Nora Bone

"The Dripping Tap"

By Lee King

"The Easy Lay"

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By Norma Stitz

"The Nagging Wife"

By Mona Lott

"The Open Kimono"

By Seymour Hair

"The Rich Person"

By Millie O'Naire

"The Russian With Three Testicles"

By Ooja Nikabolokov

"The Size Of My Penis"

By Mike Oxlong

"The Thirsty Diner"

By Phil McCuppup

"The Trail In The Sand"

By Dick Draggin

"The Unhappy Customer"

By Mona Lott

"The Worst Weekend In My Life"

By Helen Back

"Thunder in the Night"

By Henrietta Bean

"Tomcat's Revenge"

By Claude Balls

"Trouble In Lancashire"

By Igor Blimey

"Under The Grandstand"

By Seymour Butts

"Viagra: What It Can Do For You"

By Hugh G. Rection

"Weeds In My Garden"

By Dan D. Lyon

"Weight Lifting"

By Buster Gutt

"Where Did I Go Wrong?"

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"Wonderful Sex Life"

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