In the toy store a couple of weeks before Christmas, the store manager called a staff meeting.

"As Christmas is the busiest time of year, There will be no days off allowed to any member of staff during the run-up to Christmas. The only excuses that i'll except for being absent are severe medical conditions or a death in the family." he told the staff.

"What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" asked a cheeky young trainee

"Well, you will have to use your other hand to work the till instead." the manager told him.