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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all
find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something
"Christmassy".
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some
Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed
in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at
this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?"
The third man answered "They're Carol's."
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