| Step 1 |
Go buy a turkey |
| Step 2 |
Take a drink of whiskey
(scotch) |
| Step 3 |
Put turkey in the oven |
| Step 4 |
Take another 2 drinks of
whiskey |
| Step 5 |
Set the degree at 375
ovens |
| Step 6 |
Take 3 more whiskeys of
drink |
| Step 7 |
Turn oven the on |
| Step 8 |
Take 4 whisks of drinky |
| Step 9 |
Turk the bastey |
| Step 10 |
Whiskey another bottle of
get |
| Step 11 |
Stick a turkey in the
thermometer |
| Step 12 |
Glass yourself a pour of
whiskey |
| Step 13 |
Bake the whiskey for 4
hours |
| Step 14 |
Take the oven out of the
turkey |
| Step 15 |
Take the oven out of the
turkey !! |
| Step 16 |
Floor the turkey up off
of the pick |
| Step 17 |
Turk the carvey |
| Step 18 |
Get yourself another
scottle of botch |
| Step 19 |
Tet the sable and
pour yourself a glass of turkey |
| Step 20 |
Bless the saying, pass,
and eat out. |
