This married couple wakes up during the Christmas season.

The wife says, "I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that our tree was decorated with dicks and on top was the biggest, hardest, smoothest dick that I have ever seen."

"I suppose that was mine" The husband quickly said.

"No, I think it belonged to Brad Pitt" the wife answers.

"Oh Yeah" he says snottily, "Well I had a similar dream. I dreamt that our tree was decorated with pussies and on top was the wettest, best looking pussy that I have ever seen."

"And I suppose that was mine" the wife say.

"Nope, Yours was holding the tree up."