For the Gentlemen:-

Draft Beer Dashboard

Flame Retardant Love Doll (for smokers)
 (So, she won't deflate when you drop your
 cigarette ash on her)

Lifetime Subscription to D Cup Magazine

Space Satellite Fish Finder (To locate the best position beside the lake or river to sit, where you are guaranteed to catch as many fish as you want)

"Stinger" Deer Missiles

Life-Sized, Anatomically Correct Barbie (The Big Boob Version)

Mail Order Bride from "BeerWives International"

FAILSAFE brand prophylactics.

The "Underager" Disguise Kit

AND ... A New, Bitchin' Set of Wheels (of course)

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And for the dames:

Bum Husband Divorce-O-Matic

Self-Applying Makeup

Military Strength Hairspray
 (Never have a bad hairday ever again)

Brad Pitt (The Home Version)

Self-Cleaning Tampon (and combination Vibrator)
 (Finally making Tampons a pleasure to use!!)

Annual Strength Birth Control Pills

FART-AWAY brand Bathroom Air Freshener

Auto-Return Toilet Seat
 (So it will always be in the correct position no matter which sex uses it)

The "Bosomizer" AC Electric Bra

AND ... Diet Pills that Actually Work  (God-Willing!)