There once was a beautiful woman all alone on Christmas Eve. She stood in a see-through black teddy, holding a crystal cup, and drinking the best wine. Candles were lit on the tables and silk stockings hung over the mantle.

Santa comes sliding down the chimney and starts to put things in the stockings. She clears her throat, shimmies her shoulders, and says, "Santa would you like to stay a while?"

Santa looks her over and says, "Ho Ho Ho got to go, lots of toys to deliver you know."

She slips her left arm out of the teddy, exposes her left breast, shimmies again, and says, "Santa would you like to stay for a little while now?"

Santa looks her over again and says, "Ho Ho Ho got to go, lots of toys to deliver you know."

She slips her right arm out of her teddy, exposes both her breasts, and says, "Santa would you like to say now??"

Santa looks her over and says, "Ho Ho Ho got to go, lots of toys to deliver you know."

Frustrated and desperate, she slips the gown off, and stands naked in the candlelight. She shimmies again and says, "Santa would you like to stay for a little while now??"

Santa looks at her and says, "Hey hey hey got to stay, can't get up the chimney this way!"