Bohemian Rhapsody!!!

Is this a Bhuna? Is this a Jalfrezi? Mixed up my order, They all look the same to me Open your gob, Just have a taste and see. I'm just a student, Need something cheap to eat Because I'm stoney broke Not a bean Don't remember The menu I've seen Korma, Saag or Madras Doesn't really matter to me To me...
Naan-aa, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had lime pickle, now he's dead. Naan-aa, dinner just begun But now I'm going to crap it all away. Naan-aa, ooh-ooh Didn't mean to make you cry, Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers up my spine Rectum aching all the time. Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan-aa, ooooh, This Dopiaza's mild, Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango. Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy for me!
Biryani (Biryani) Biryani (Biryani) Biryani and a naan O Vindaloooooooo
I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory Stand well back This loo is quarantined.
Here it comes, There it goes, technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again Coming up again Here it comes again Here it comes again Here it comes again Here it comes again
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright? So you think you can eat curry and drink all night? Oh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here....
Korma, saag or bhuna, Balti, naan or bhaji Nothing makes a difference.... Nothing makes a difference to me Anyway my wind blows